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The Replacements Quotes

PG-13 2000 · 1h 58m 67 Audience
14 quotes
Miscommunication on the Field
Coach McGinty FALCO! If I had wanted Cochran to have the ball, I would have called it that way!
Shane Falco I read Blitz.
McGinty Bullshit! I put the game in your hands, you got scared!
Falco I read BLITZ!
McGinty Winners always want the ball when the game's on the line.
[confronts Falco]
Miscommunication Among Teammates
Shane Falco Lay off.
Eddie Martel Lighten up, Falco. It's not like he can hear what I'm saying.
Falco I can.
Martel What's it say?
Falco There's one good thing about being deaf; it makes it easier to ignore the assholes." "You..." "Asshole.
[Murphy taps Martel on the chest and points to him; Falco translates the sign language; Murphy makes a circle with his left hand and wiggles his right index finger in it]
Martel Heh, that's funny.
[Martel sucker punches Falco. Replacement players start to stand up, while Murphy starts to confront Martel, when Shane stands up again]
Falco Hey, it's cool! It's cool! You've had enough?
[To Martel]
Martel Look at this guy. You've got balls, Falco. You've got shit for brains, but you have balls.
[Chuckling with his teammates]
Falco Well, thank you. Hey Danny! Remember what I told you about redshirts in practice?
[To Bateman, who's by the jukebox]
Bateman Yeah.
Falco Forget about it.
Bateman Ok...
Falco Hey Martell.
[punches him]
Bateman Yaaaah!
[Fight breaks out during which Danny beats up Martel, who's wearing a red shirt]
The Impact of Second Chances in Sports
Coach Jimmy McGinty When the replacement players for the Washington Sentinels left the stadium that day, there was no ticker tape parade, no endorsement deals for sneakers or soda pop, or breakfast cereal. Just a locker to be cleaned out, and a ride home to catch. But what they didn't know, was that their lives had been changed forever because they had been part of something great. And greatness, no matter how brief, stays with a man. Every athlete dreams of a second chance, these men lived it.
[closing narration]
Miscommunication on the Field
Clifford Franklin I ran it just like you said! You just underthrew me!
Eddie Martel This isn't a track meet, asshole, you have to look for the ball!
Franklin You better back off, man.
Martel You-!
Jimmy McGinty Hey, hey! I'll pull you off the field, you spoiled little punk.
[To Martel]
Martel And who do you think O'Neill's going to side with: some burned out old coach, or somebody who puts fans in the stands?
McGinty You sonofabitch...
[Starts to approach Martel]
Leo Pilachowski Hey, what do you think you're doing?! We got a game to play!
Martel Nobody can beat Dallas with these losers!
Shane Falco I can.
[enters locker room]
Martell Hi Falco, it's great to see ya, now get the hell out of MY LOCKER ROOM!
Falco Coach?
McGinty What the hell took you so long?
Falco Traffic.
[players cheer him on]
McGinty Suit up!
Martell What?! O'Neil will fire your ass!
[To McGinty]
McGinty It won't be the first time!
Martell This is bullshit. I'm going to put an end to this right now.
[heads for the locker room exit]
Nigel Gruff Come and get some then! You big fairy!
[Pulling his shirt off, spitting into his right hand, and faces Martell]
Martell This doesn't change anything, Falco. I'm an All-Pro quarterback. I've got TWO ] rings! And you'll never be more than a replacement player.
[chuckles at Nigel but the grin disappears as the whole team moves to surround him.; points two fingers at him; [w:Superbowl|Super Bowl]
Falco Yeah... yeah, I can live with that.
[looks at McGinty; team applauds]
Franklin My brothers, will somebody please, PLEASE get this asshole out of here?
[refers to Martell]
Embracing Pain and Glory in Life
Shane Falco I know you're tired, I know you're hurting. I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style...Pain heals, chicks dig scars, glory lasts forever.
Resilience Defines Winners and Losers
Coach McGinty You know what separates the winners from the losers, kid?
Shane Falco The score.
McGinty Getting back up on that horse after you've been kicked in the teeth. I've watched films of your game since the Sugar Bowl. You should've been carrying a clipboard that first year, not trying to carry the whole team. Your teammates leaned on you, and you crumbled. Is that how you wanna be remembered?
Falco I don't wanna be remembered at all.
McGinty You're still young. If you do well, who knows what'll happen once the strike ends? Look, I'm not going to make any promises, Shane, but why not take a chance, huh? Rather than hang out here, scraping crap off the bottom of somebody else's toys.
Coach and Player Reflect on the Past
Coach McGinty You look like a swordfish I caught once. Yeah, he hit the deck just like that. You know who I am?
[Surprising Falco; Falco stares at him]
Shane Falco Yeah, Jimmy McGinty. You're the old coach from the 80's.
[Picks himself up]
McGinty Yeah, we met just before the Sugar Bowl.
Falco I remember.
[Shakes hands with McGinty]
McGinty Hell of a game, that Sugar Bowl. What'd you lose that by, 40 points?
Falco That'd be 45.
McGinty Sometimes a game like that just sticks with you, and you can never shake it off.
Falco Got three concussions to prove it.
McGinty That's why girls don't play the game.
Falco What're you doing here, coach?
McGinty I'm back with the Sentinels; I want you to quarterback them. I've found the best guards available to protect you and a wide receiver even you couldn't overthrow.
Falco ...I'm retired.
McGinty Retired, huh? Well, it looks like things have been going real well for you since.
[Gestures to his run-down houseboat]
Falco I've got no complaints. It's quiet here. Nobody bothers me.
McGinty Well, that's the real good thing about plankton, you know: it pretty much keeps to itself.
Embracing Danger for Future Success
Coach Jimmy McGinty Listen up! This time tomorrow, the strike will be officially over. Now, Dallas has made a big mistake out there tonight. They haven't been afraid of you, and they should be, because you have a powerful weapon working for you tonight: There is no tomorrow for you... and that makes you all VERY DANGEROUS PEOPLE!
[addressing team]
Embracing Professional Identity in Football
Coach Jimmy McGinty Alright, Sentinels, listen up. Welcome to professional football. I know there's a lot people out there who're going to say that your accomplishments today will soon be forgotten; that you're not real players, that this isn't a real team. And I say that is BULLSHIT! Because as of today, you're all professional football players: you're being paid to play. I want you to remember that because those men whose places you've taken forgot that a long time ago.
[giving the replacement players a pregame speech before their first game; the players clap]
Misunderstanding About Quicksand and Its Dangers
Shane Falco Quicksand.
Clifford Franklin Oh, shit, Shane! Hey, quicksand's a scary mother, man. I mean, first of all, they suck you right in, and even if you scream, you get all that muck in your mouth–
Coach McGinty That's not what he meant, Franklin.
Franklin What?
McGinty That's not what he meant.
Franklin Well, what're you talking about there, coach?
McGinty Well, why don't you ask him.
Franklin Hey, what's up, Shane?
[Turns to Falco]
Falco You're playing and you think everything is going fine. Then one thing goes wrong. And then another. And another. You try to fight back, but the harder you fight, the deeper you sink, until you can't move... you can't breathe... because you're in over your head. Like quicksand.
[everybody stays silent]
Action Jackson That's deep shit, Shane. That's some deep shit!
McGinty Anything else you're afraid of?
Franklin ...Going back to the mini-mart.
Jumbo Fumiko Shipping yard.
Walter Cochran The auto plant.
Earl Wilkinson Prison.
[pointedly]
McGinty Yeah, all right. The truth is you guys have been given something that every athlete dreams of... A second chance. And you're afraid of blowing it. We all are, but now our fear is shared, and we can overcome it together. Let's lose that fear this Sunday and put it into San Diego!
[players cheer]
Keep It Simple: Life's Basic Principles
Taglines Throw the ball. Catch the girl. Keep it simple.
Team Dynamics and Motivation in Sports
Jumbo Fumiko Sorry, Shane. Sorry, everybody.
Shane Falco No problem, Jumbo. Just make sure you rip someone's head off on this one.
Jumbo Consider it done.
Falco Alright. So, besides me, who really wants the ball?
Falco Yeah. You want it, Brian. Let's hook up. DC Left, Y Motion, 88 Warrior. Gentlemen... It's been an honor sharing the field of battle with you. It's on one, on one. Ready?
[Calls the play, while gesturing in sign language for Murphy; Sticks his hand into the middle of the huddle, the rest of the players in the huddle put their hands on his]
Sentinels Offense BREAK!
Finding Potential in Unlikely Candidates
Shane Falco Hey, coach, can I ask you a question?
Coach McGinty Yeah, go ahead, shoot.
Falco Why me?
McGinty ...I look at you, and I see two people: the man you are and the man you ought to be. Someday, those two will meet, and should make for one hell of a football player.
Everyday Heroes Fill In for Striking Pros
Taglines Pros on strike. Everyday guys get to play.