The Smurfs 2 poster

The Smurfs 2 Quotes

"Get ready to get naughty!"

PG 2013 · 1h 45m
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Contrasting Views on Fun and Adventure
Smurfette Isn't this fun?
Gargamel Decidedly not!
[frightened]
Hackus Best ride ever! Smurfette's fun, huh?!
[to Gargamel; Gargamel gives a thumbs-up, while screaming in fright]
Gargamel's Desperate Plea for Assistance
Gargamel No no no no no! Stop, stop! Help me, Wanda! Help, Help me, Wanda!
[falling from the sky]
Azrael So long, sucker!
[meowing; as he walks on the fountain Gargamel grabs him]
Gargamel And where do you think you're going?! You're coming with me!
[grabs Azrael; he falls in the portal and the last mid-credits show them falling back to Gargamel’s tower starting the rest of the credits]
Embracing Identity and Belonging
Smurfs, Naughties and Azrael Voice Cast ] — Voice of Vexy
[[w:Christina Ricci|Christina Ricci]
A Tough Choice for Smurfette
Smurfette When my Papa gets here, you're gonna be sorry!
[after Gargamel cuts her hair]
Gargamel Your Papa is not coming, because your real Papa is already here.
Vexy Yeah!
Gargamel Now, you can either be a good girl and give me the formula, or you can spend the rest of your sad, pathetic existence being harvested in my new superpowered Smurfalator! Your call entirely, really. Up to you.
Prepare for Mischief and Fun
Taglines Get Ready to Get Naughty!
Narrator Smurf's Insightful Reflection
Smurfs, Naughties and Azrael Voice Cast ] — Narrator Smurf
[[w:Tom Kane|Tom Kane]
Confrontation Between Victor and Patrick
Victor What are you so cross about? I'm the duck!
Patrick You always barge in and ruin everything. You're like a walking disaster!
Victor Hey, look me in the eyes and say that!
Patrick I can't.
Victor That's right, because it's not true!
Patrick No I can't, because your eyes are on the sides of your head!
Victor AH! All the better for me to see your disrespect! What are you looking at?
[notices two people staring at him]
Patrick Hurry up.
[to Victor]
Victor It's global warming. Buy a Prius!
[to the two people]
Embracing bravery in challenging situations
Smurfs, Naughties and Azrael Voice Cast ] — Voice of Gutsy
[[Alan Cumming]
Contrasting Perspectives on Self-Image
Vanity Oh, I bet my glutes look great climbing up this rope. Grouchy, take a look.
Grouchy I hate my life.
A Call for Unity Among Friends
Papa Well, that takes care of Gargamel.
Clumsy Let's go home, everybody!
[they cheer]
Papa We still have 1 small problem: I've only got 5 crystals.
[as he takes out his handcloth]
Smurfette Well, I say "no Smurf left behind"!
[uses the wand and breaks 2 crystals in half]
Grace Wow! Smurfette, you are pretty good with that wand.
Smurfette It's kinda in my blood, which used to concern me. But as someone wonderful once told me: "it doesn't matter where you came from, what matters is who you choose to be".
[chuckles nervously; turns to Papa]
Papa That's my girl.
[Smmurfette kisses him in the cheek]
Vexy And you're our Papa. Thanks for giving us a new home and a new family. You're a good Smurf, Papa.
[walks over and hugs Papa; Papa chuckles]
Papa And you'll be a good one too.
Victor I'm gonna miss you, Smurfs.
Patrick Maybe you can name a corn dog after them.
[to Victor]
Victor Oh! Now you're talking. We could use blue corn!
[to Blue]
Blue Smurf dogs! Yum!
Victor Yes!
[laughs]
Grace Well, safe travels, guys, and Smurf back soon.
Papa Thank you once again, Master Winslow. Miss ]. Little Blue. Papa Vicster. Goodbye, Winslow family.
[laughs; [Dolittle (film)|Dolittle]
Patrick Goodbye, Papa.
Grouchy Buh-bye.
Hackus Bye-bye!
Vanity Toodles.
Papa Well, let's go, Smurfs.
[they eat their own crystals]
Clumsy Buh-bye, Winslows.
Smurfette I can't wait to see the rest of my family.
Blue Bye, Smurfs!
A Father's Concern for Smurfette's Choices
Papa I must've failed her.
[referring to Smurfette]
Patrick Oh...Sorry, I was looking for a place to think.
[walks in]
Papa No, no, no, no. It's okay. I was doing a little thinking myself. Master Winslow, it's hard for me but...well, can I ask you some advice? I mean, papa-to-papa? It's about Smurfette. I don't know what to do. I turned her blue. I taught her love and kindness. But the truth is, Gargamel made her. She's only a Smurf as long as she chooses to be. But what if she doesn't? What if she chooses him? We could lose her. We may have already. I haven't done enough.
[Patrick sits down and listens]
Patrick Are you kidding? Gargamel just made her, but you...you made her what she is. You stepped in and loved her as your very own. No-one asked you to, you just did. Because you knew she needed that. And that's a...that's a pretty special kind of love. She's way too smart not to see that.
Papa You're right. We didn't believe in her because she changed. She changed because we believed in her. Thank you, Master Winslow. That was exactly what I needed to hear.
[enlightened by what Patrick said; leaves]
Patrick Me too.
[to himself]
Clumsy's Perspective on Being Different
Smurfs, Naughties and Azrael Voice Cast ] — Voice of Clumsy
[[w:Anton Yelchin|Anton Yelchin]
Embracing the Unconventional in a Smurf's Journey
Smurfs, Naughties and Azrael Voice Cast ] — Voice of Grouchy
[[George Lopez (comedian)|George Lopez]
Smurfs Face Danger from Evil Smurfette
Evil Smurfette Stupid… TRUSTING SMURFS! Your MINE now!
[smirks and giggles maniacally; turns to the Smurfs]
Panicky Smurf It’s Alive!
[emerges from the Smurfs as he witnesses her transformation]
Farmer Smurf Smurf for the Hills!
[the Smurfs began to run away]
Narrator Smurf Don’t Kill the Narrator!
[joins the running away]
Smurf #1 The World that we know is over!
Clumsy Smurf She’s got a dragon wand.
[trips in front of Evil Smurfette and stumbling back to them]
Baker Smurf Don’t hurt my cupcake!
Smurf #2 Look out!
Finding Identity and Acceptance Among Friends
Smurfs, Naughties and Azrael Voice Cast ] — Voice of Smurfette
[[Katy Perry]
Brainy's Perspective on Teamwork and Friendship
Smurfs, Naughties and Azrael Voice Cast ] — Voice of Brainy
[[w:Fred Armisen|Fred Armisen]
Rescuing Smurfette with Clever Planning
Gutsy Smurf We've got to rescue Smurfette.
Brainy Smurf What's our plan to bring Smurfette home?
Papa Smurf All right, Smurfs, listen up. I saved enough grotto water from the last Blue Moon for just such an occasion. I was able to Smurf it into Smurfportation crystals.
Brainy So you don't need a portal. Very clever, Papa.
Papa Smurfxactly. These will take us directly to Master Winslow's mushroom.
Clumsy Smurf Yeah, Patrick and Grace helped us the last time we Smurfed through the portal.
Brainy Precisely! They'll know what to do.
Handy Smurf Sign me up!
Farmer Smurf Sign me up!
Baker Smurf Did someone say "Baker should go"?
Vanity Smurf I would rather not.
Clumsy Pick me! Pick me!
Papa Now, now, Smurfs. I only had water enough for 9 crystals. That's me and three others round trip, plus Smurfette on the way home.
[Brainy is seen taking notes]
Grouchy Smurf Assuming you can find her, which you won't.
Clumsy Aw, that's not a very Smurfy attitude, Grouchy.
[accidentally knocks over glass bottles]
Grouchy Actually, for me, that was pretty good.
Papa I'll need courage, intelligence, and strength. So, Gutsy...
[Clumsy tries to pick up the bottles]
Gutsy Aye!
Papa Brainy...
Brainy Of course.
Papa Hefty...
Hefty Smurf You got it!
Papa ...you'll Smurf with me.
Passive-Aggressive Smurf Yeah, um, can I?
Papa Yes, Passive-Aggressive Smurf?
Passive-Aggressive I think Brainy is...a really excellent choice. Good luck with that.
[sarcastically]
Brainy Ya see what he does? That's not a compliment!
[the other Smurfs laugh]
Hefty Go figure.
Papa Okay, Hefty, take one.
Hefty Let's do this.
Clumsy Go get them, guys!
[accidentally shoulder-bumps Papa]
Brainy Clumsy!
Smurf voice number one Somebody do something!
Gutsy Stand back! I know the Smurflich maneuver!
[squeezes Hefty tightly]
Clumsy Ohh...!
Farmer He doesn't look good.
Vanity Oh dear, he's turning bluer.
Grouchy Not good.
Handy SOMEBODY GET MY HAMMER!!!
Grouchy Nice going, Clumsy.
[chokes on a crystal]
Clumsy I got it!
Vanity Ho-ho-ho! Cheerio!
[he and Clumsy choke on each crystal]
Grouchy This was supposed to be Hefty!
Clumsy Sorry, my bad.
Vanity Ugh, I get so puffy when I travel.
Smurf voice number two Bye.
Papa Well, sometimes you got to Smurf with the changes.
[eats his crystal]
Gutsy Travel safe, Papa.
[offscreen]
Narrator Smurf And so Papa and his B-team...
[interrupted by Brainy]
Brainy I'll be in charge while you're gone!
Narrator And so Papa...
[interrupted by Farmer]
Farmer Go get Smurfette back!
Narrator Oh, come on!
Gutsy And bring her home!
Exploring Identity Through Nightmares and Dreams
Papa Smurf Smurfette, are you okay?
Smurfette Oh, Papa.
Papa There, there. Everything's going to be fine. Having that nightmare again?
[hugs Smurfette]
Smurfette Papa, every year on my birthday, I have these horrible dreams about where I come from and it... it makes me wonder who I really am.
Papa And every year, I remind you - it doesn't matter where you came from, what matters is who you choose to be.
Smurfette Really?
Papa Oh... Don't take this old Smurf's word for it. Go out there and see for yourself. This is where you belong.
[laughs]
Azrael's Perspective on the Smurfs
Smurfs, Naughties and Azrael Voice Cast ] — Voice of Azrael
[[Frank Welker]
Vanity's Perspective on Self-Image
Smurfs, Naughties and Azrael Voice Cast ] — Voice of Vanity
[[John Oliver (comedian)|John Oliver]
Papa Smurf's Wisdom on Family and Unity
Smurfs, Naughties and Azrael Voice Cast ] — Voice of Papa
[[w:Jonathan Winters|Jonathan Winters]
Good Behavior Can Lead to Mischief
Taglines Nice Gets Naughty.
A Playful Challenge Among Friends
Vexy You're playing dirty now!
Smurfette I'm just getting started!
Hackus Go, go!
Smurfette I call that a Crepe Smurfette!
Vexy Snails to go?
Hackus Batter up!
Vexy Come on! Hit me with your best shot.
Smurfette Snailed her!
Vexy You are naughty, Smurfette.
Smurfette Yeah! Hey! I've seen that lady before.
[they fly nearby a replica of the Statue of Liberty, near the Eiffel Tower]
Vexy She's beautiful!
Smurfette They've got one of these everywhere.
Unexpected Assistance in a Challenging Situation
Patrick Victor, what are you doing here?
Victor Grace called me. She said you might need a hand.
Patrick No, no. Victor, wait! As usual, Grace is right. I could use some help.
[Victor stops]
Victor Well, for starters, you might try lifting the sewer cover. Unless you're planning on fixing the phone lines?
[pointing in a different direction; points at the cover Patrick is trying to lift]
Sisterhood and Competition in Smurf Village
Vexy Hey, Smurfette! Did you do this with your sisters back in Smurf Village?
Smurfette Lots of flying! But, I never had a sister.
Vexy Well, you do now! Wanna race?
Smurfette You want to race me? You're in trouble now!
Handy expresses his thoughts on teamwork.
Smurfs, Naughties and Azrael Voice Cast ] — Voice of Handy
[[Jeff Foxworthy]
The Perspective of Hackus in The Smurfs 2
Smurfs, Naughties and Azrael Voice Cast ] — Voice of Hackus
[[w:J. B. Smoove|J. B. Smoove]
Gargamel's Reluctant Responsibility for Vexy and Hackus
Vexy Father? It's feeding time.
Hackus Hackus dizzy.
[wearily]
Gargamel Oh, yes, I almost forgot. Apparently, I have to keep you alive. I hope you both appreciate what a tremendous burden this is upon me. All right, mind your manners.
[feeds Vexy and Hackus drops of Smurf essence]
Vexy Thank you.
Gargamel If you were real Smurfs, I'd be taking essence from you. I didn't hear a "thank you". Close enough.
[pause; Hackus burps]
Gargamel and Azrael's Frustrating Exchange
Azrael You moron!
[after a cellphone falls on his head; meowing furiously]
Gargamel How dare you call me that?! I have bungled nothing! Well, Paris is over, my friend. We're back here in ]. I suggest you get used to it.
[gasps; as Azrael gets off him; [Rise of the Guardians|the Dark Ages]
Azrael I want room service!
[meowing whining]
Gargamel Aw, you want room service? Then why don't you yell out the window?!
[sarcastically]
Azrael You asked for it!
[meowing angrily and hissing; shows claws as Gargamel gives him a warning]
Gargamel Don't you show your claws at me unless you are prepared to use them, Mr. Pussy foot! Pussy foot! Pussy foot! Pussy foot!! Stop it! Not the face! Not the face! ] logo ending the movie with the
[gasps; as Azrael gets angry at Gargamel for calling him pussy foot, he attacks him and Gargamel screams; He falls to the ground, cutting to the [[w:Sony Pictures Animation|Columbia Pictures Releasing; [w: Motion Picture Association of America|MPAA rating]
A Disagreement Over Trust and Loyalty
Vexy Hey blondie! Where're you going?
Smurfette Leave me alone!
Vexy You mean like you so called "Papa" has?
Smurfette NO, HE HASN'T! He will come for me.
Vexy He won't. Because he knows where you really belong. I didn't kidnap you, Smurfette. I brought you home.
[laughs]
The Importance of Friendship and Affection
Vexy It's so nice having another girl around.
Smurfette Yeah! Oh!
[hugs Vexy]
Vexy UGHH! What are you doing?!
[pushing Smurfette away in disgust]
Smurfette I'm just hugging you. Haven't you ever been hugged? Vexy...
[gasps; Vexy is silent and visibly sad; hugs Vexy again, and Vexy starts to enjoy it]