The Smurfs 2 (2013) - Quotes

Smurfs, Naughties and Azrael Voice Cast: [[Alan Cumming] ] — Voice of Gutsy

Smurfs, Naughties and Azrael Voice Cast: [[Jeff Foxworthy] ] — Voice of Handy

Smurfs, Naughties and Azrael Voice Cast: [[w:Fred Armisen|Fred Armisen] ] — Voice of Brainy

Smurfs, Naughties and Azrael Voice Cast: [[w:Tom Kane|Tom Kane] ] — Narrator Smurf

Smurfs, Naughties and Azrael Voice Cast: [[Frank Welker] ] — Voice of Azrael

Smurfs, Naughties and Azrael Voice Cast: [[John Oliver (comedian)|John Oliver] ] — Voice of Vanity

Smurfs, Naughties and Azrael Voice Cast: [[w:Anton Yelchin|Anton Yelchin] ] — Voice of Clumsy

Smurfs, Naughties and Azrael Voice Cast: [[George Lopez (comedian)|George Lopez] ] — Voice of Grouchy

Smurfs, Naughties and Azrael Voice Cast: [[w:J. B. Smoove|J. B. Smoove] ] — Voice of Hackus

Smurfs, Naughties and Azrael Voice Cast: [[w:Jonathan Winters|Jonathan Winters] ] — Voice of Papa

Smurfs, Naughties and Azrael Voice Cast: [[w:Christina Ricci|Christina Ricci] ] — Voice of Vexy

Smurfs, Naughties and Azrael Voice Cast: [[Katy Perry] ] — Voice of Smurfette

Taglines: Get Ready to Get Naughty!

Taglines: Nice Gets Naughty.

Azrael: [after a cellphone falls on his head; meowing furiously] You moron!

Gargamel: [gasps; as Azrael gets off him; [Rise of the Guardians|the Dark Ages] How dare you call me that?! I have bungled nothing! Well, Paris is over, my friend. We're back here in ]. I suggest you get used to it.

Azrael: [meowing whining] I want room service!

Gargamel: [sarcastically] Aw, you want room service? Then why don't you yell out the window?!

Azrael: [meowing angrily and hissing; shows claws as Gargamel gives him a warning] You asked for it!

Gargamel: [gasps; as Azrael gets angry at Gargamel for calling him pussy foot, he attacks him and Gargamel screams; He falls to the ground, cutting to the [[w:Sony Pictures Animation|Columbia Pictures Releasing; [w: Motion Picture Association of America|MPAA rating] Don't you show your claws at me unless you are prepared to use them, Mr. Pussy foot! Pussy foot! Pussy foot! Pussy foot!! Stop it! Not the face! Not the face! ] logo ending the movie with the

Gargamel: [falling from the sky] No no no no no! Stop, stop! Help me, Wanda! Help, Help me, Wanda!

Azrael: [meowing; as he walks on the fountain Gargamel grabs him] So long, sucker!

Gargamel: [grabs Azrael; he falls in the portal and the last mid-credits show them falling back to Gargamel’s tower starting the rest of the credits] And where do you think you're going?! You're coming with me!

Papa: Well, that takes care of Gargamel.

Clumsy: [they cheer] Let's go home, everybody!

Papa: [as he takes out his handcloth] We still have 1 small problem: I've only got 5 crystals.

Smurfette: [uses the wand and breaks 2 crystals in half] Well, I say "no Smurf left behind"!

Grace: Wow! Smurfette, you are pretty good with that wand.

Smurfette: [chuckles nervously; turns to Papa] It's kinda in my blood, which used to concern me. But as someone wonderful once told me: "it doesn't matter where you came from, what matters is who you choose to be".

Papa: [Smmurfette kisses him in the cheek] That's my girl.

Vexy: [walks over and hugs Papa; Papa chuckles] And you're our Papa. Thanks for giving us a new home and a new family. You're a good Smurf, Papa.

Papa: And you'll be a good one too.

Victor: I'm gonna miss you, Smurfs.

Patrick: [to Victor] Maybe you can name a corn dog after them.

Victor: [to Blue] Oh! Now you're talking. We could use blue corn!

Blue: Smurf dogs! Yum!

Victor: [laughs] Yes!

Grace: Well, safe travels, guys, and Smurf back soon.

Papa: [laughs; [Dolittle (film)|Dolittle] Thank you once again, Master Winslow. Miss ]. Little Blue. Papa Vicster. Goodbye, Winslow family.

Patrick: Goodbye, Papa.

Grouchy: Buh-bye.

Hackus: Bye-bye!

Vanity: Toodles.

Papa: [they eat their own crystals] Well, let's go, Smurfs.

Clumsy: Buh-bye, Winslows.

Smurfette: I can't wait to see the rest of my family.

Blue: Bye, Smurfs!

Patrick: Victor, what are you doing here?

Victor: Grace called me. She said you might need a hand.

Patrick: [Victor stops] No, no. Victor, wait! As usual, Grace is right. I could use some help.

Victor: [pointing in a different direction; points at the cover Patrick is trying to lift] Well, for starters, you might try lifting the sewer cover. Unless you're planning on fixing the phone lines?

Papa: [referring to Smurfette] I must've failed her.

Patrick: [walks in] Oh...Sorry, I was looking for a place to think.

Papa: [Patrick sits down and listens] No, no, no, no. It's okay. I was doing a little thinking myself. Master Winslow, it's hard for me but...well, can I ask you some advice? I mean, papa-to-papa? It's about Smurfette. I don't know what to do. I turned her blue. I taught her love and kindness. But the truth is, Gargamel made her. She's only a Smurf as long as she chooses to be. But what if she doesn't? What if she chooses him? We could lose her. We may have already. I haven't done enough.

Patrick: Are you kidding? Gargamel just made her, but you...you made her what she is. You stepped in and loved her as your very own. No-one asked you to, you just did. Because you knew she needed that. And that's a...that's a pretty special kind of love. She's way too smart not to see that.

Papa: [enlightened by what Patrick said; leaves] You're right. We didn't believe in her because she changed. She changed because we believed in her. Thank you, Master Winslow. That was exactly what I needed to hear.

Patrick: [to himself] Me too.

Smurfette: Isn't this fun?

Gargamel: [frightened] Decidedly not!

Hackus: [to Gargamel; Gargamel gives a thumbs-up, while screaming in fright] Best ride ever! Smurfette's fun, huh?!

Vexy: It's so nice having another girl around.

Smurfette: [hugs Vexy] Yeah! Oh!

Vexy: [pushing Smurfette away in disgust] UGHH! What are you doing?!

Smurfette: [gasps; Vexy is silent and visibly sad; hugs Vexy again, and Vexy starts to enjoy it] I'm just hugging you. Haven't you ever been hugged? Vexy...

Vexy: You're playing dirty now!

Smurfette: I'm just getting started!

Hackus: Go, go!

Smurfette: I call that a Crepe Smurfette!

Vexy: Snails to go?

Hackus: Batter up!

Vexy: Come on! Hit me with your best shot.

Smurfette: Snailed her!

Vexy: You are naughty, Smurfette.

Smurfette: [they fly nearby a replica of the Statue of Liberty, near the Eiffel Tower] Yeah! Hey! I've seen that lady before.

Vexy: She's beautiful!

Smurfette: They've got one of these everywhere.

Vexy: Hey, Smurfette! Did you do this with your sisters back in Smurf Village?

Smurfette: Lots of flying! But, I never had a sister.

Vexy: Well, you do now! Wanna race?

Smurfette: You want to race me? You're in trouble now!

Vexy: Hey blondie! Where're you going?

Smurfette: Leave me alone!

Vexy: You mean like you so called "Papa" has?

Smurfette: NO, HE HASN'T! He will come for me.

Vexy: [laughs] He won't. Because he knows where you really belong. I didn't kidnap you, Smurfette. I brought you home.

Victor: What are you so cross about? I'm the duck!

Patrick: You always barge in and ruin everything. You're like a walking disaster!

Victor: Hey, look me in the eyes and say that!

Patrick: I can't.

Victor: That's right, because it's not true!

Patrick: No I can't, because your eyes are on the sides of your head!

Victor: [notices two people staring at him] AH! All the better for me to see your disrespect! What are you looking at?

Patrick: [to Victor] Hurry up.

Victor: [to the two people] It's global warming. Buy a Prius!

Vanity: Oh, I bet my glutes look great climbing up this rope. Grouchy, take a look.

Grouchy: I hate my life.

Smurfette: [after Gargamel cuts her hair] When my Papa gets here, you're gonna be sorry!

Gargamel: Your Papa is not coming, because your real Papa is already here.

Vexy: Yeah!

Gargamel: Now, you can either be a good girl and give me the formula, or you can spend the rest of your sad, pathetic existence being harvested in my new superpowered Smurfalator! Your call entirely, really. Up to you.

Gutsy Smurf: We've got to rescue Smurfette.

Brainy Smurf: What's our plan to bring Smurfette home?

Papa Smurf: All right, Smurfs, listen up. I saved enough grotto water from the last Blue Moon for just such an occasion. I was able to Smurf it into Smurfportation crystals.

Brainy: So you don't need a portal. Very clever, Papa.

Papa: Smurfxactly. These will take us directly to Master Winslow's mushroom.

Clumsy Smurf: Yeah, Patrick and Grace helped us the last time we Smurfed through the portal.

Brainy: Precisely! They'll know what to do.

Handy Smurf: Sign me up!

Farmer Smurf: Sign me up!

Baker Smurf: Did someone say "Baker should go"?

Vanity Smurf: I would rather not.

Clumsy: Pick me! Pick me!

Papa: [Brainy is seen taking notes] Now, now, Smurfs. I only had water enough for 9 crystals. That's me and three others round trip, plus Smurfette on the way home.

Grouchy Smurf: Assuming you can find her, which you won't.

Clumsy: [accidentally knocks over glass bottles] Aw, that's not a very Smurfy attitude, Grouchy.

Grouchy: Actually, for me, that was pretty good.

Papa: [Clumsy tries to pick up the bottles] I'll need courage, intelligence, and strength. So, Gutsy...

Gutsy: Aye!

Papa: Brainy...

Brainy: Of course.

Papa: Hefty...

Hefty Smurf: You got it!

Papa: ...you'll Smurf with me.

Passive-Aggressive Smurf: Yeah, um, can I?

Papa: Yes, Passive-Aggressive Smurf?

Passive-Aggressive: [sarcastically] I think Brainy is...a really excellent choice. Good luck with that.

Brainy: [the other Smurfs laugh] Ya see what he does? That's not a compliment!

Hefty: Go figure.

Papa: Okay, Hefty, take one.

Hefty: Let's do this.

Clumsy: [accidentally shoulder-bumps Papa] Go get them, guys!

Brainy: Clumsy!

Smurf voice number one: Somebody do something!

Gutsy: [squeezes Hefty tightly] Stand back! I know the Smurflich maneuver!

Clumsy: Ohh...!

Farmer: He doesn't look good.

Vanity: Oh dear, he's turning bluer.

Grouchy: Not good.

Handy: SOMEBODY GET MY HAMMER!!!

Grouchy: [chokes on a crystal] Nice going, Clumsy.

Clumsy: I got it!

Vanity: [he and Clumsy choke on each crystal] Ho-ho-ho! Cheerio!

Grouchy: This was supposed to be Hefty!

Clumsy: Sorry, my bad.

Vanity: Ugh, I get so puffy when I travel.

Smurf voice number two: Bye.

Papa: [eats his crystal] Well, sometimes you got to Smurf with the changes.

Gutsy: [offscreen] Travel safe, Papa.

Narrator Smurf: [interrupted by Brainy] And so Papa and his B-team...

Brainy: I'll be in charge while you're gone!

Narrator: [interrupted by Farmer] And so Papa...

Farmer: Go get Smurfette back!

Narrator: Oh, come on!

Gutsy: And bring her home!

Vexy: Father? It's feeding time.

Hackus: [wearily] Hackus dizzy.

Gargamel: [feeds Vexy and Hackus drops of Smurf essence] Oh, yes, I almost forgot. Apparently, I have to keep you alive. I hope you both appreciate what a tremendous burden this is upon me. All right, mind your manners.

Vexy: Thank you.

Gargamel: [pause; Hackus burps] If you were real Smurfs, I'd be taking essence from you. I didn't hear a "thank you". Close enough.

Papa Smurf: Smurfette, are you okay?

Smurfette: Oh, Papa.

Papa: [hugs Smurfette] There, there. Everything's going to be fine. Having that nightmare again?

Smurfette: Papa, every year on my birthday, I have these horrible dreams about where I come from and it... it makes me wonder who I really am.

Papa: And every year, I remind you - it doesn't matter where you came from, what matters is who you choose to be.

Smurfette: Really?

Papa: [laughs] Oh... Don't take this old Smurf's word for it. Go out there and see for yourself. This is where you belong.

Evil Smurfette: [smirks and giggles maniacally; turns to the Smurfs] Stupid… TRUSTING SMURFS! Your MINE now!

Panicky Smurf: [emerges from the Smurfs as he witnesses her transformation] It’s Alive!

Farmer Smurf: [the Smurfs began to run away] Smurf for the Hills!

Narrator Smurf: [joins the running away] Don’t Kill the Narrator!

Smurf #1: The World that we know is over!

Clumsy Smurf: [trips in front of Evil Smurfette and stumbling back to them] She’s got a dragon wand.

Baker Smurf: Don’t hurt my cupcake!

Smurf #2: Look out!