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Harley Quinn's Late Arrival Apology
Harleen Quinzel / Harley Quinn
Hey, guys, sorry I'm late. Had to get a number two.
['''Rick Flag:''' Good to know.]
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Team Selection and Commitment Challenge
Amanda Waller
Are you in or out? Good. Let's meet your team.
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Peacemaker's Regretful Apology
Christopher Smith / Peacemaker
Sorry, kid.
[preparing to kill Ratcatcher 2]
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Peacemaker's Humorous Take on Language and Meaning
Christopher Smith / Peacemaker
Starfish is a slang term for a butthole. Think there's any connection?
['''Amanda Waller:''' No.]
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Consequences of Failure in Mission Assignment
Amanda Waller
You know the deal. Successfully complete the mission, you get ten years off your sentence. You fail to follow my orders in any way, and I detonate the explosive device in the base of your skull.
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Facing the Inevitable Consequences of Life
Robert DuBois / Bloodsport
We're all gonna die.
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Peacemaker's Commitment to Liberty and Madness
Christopher Smith / Peacemaker
You’re being facetious, but if this whole beach was completely covered in dicks and somebody said I had to eat every dick until the beach was clean for liberty, I would say "no problemo!" Who knows why madmen do what they do?
['''Ratcatcher 2:''' Why would someone put penises all over the beach?]
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Personalized Plates Can Be Dangerous
Harleen Quinzel / Harley Quinn
We find out you have personalized license plates, you die.
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Understanding the Weasel's True Nature
Rick Flag
Hey, hey! He's not a werewolf, okay? He's a weasel! He's harmless. I mean... he's not harmless, he's killed twenty-seven children, but y'know... we got him to.. I think he's agreed to do this. Whatever the case, everyone get into position to drop.
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Importance of Nanaue in Jotunheim Mission
Amanda Waller
Nanaue's the strongest member of your team. You need him to get into Jotunheim.
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High Stakes in Mission Success
Rick Flag
Here's the deal, we fail the mission, you die.
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Consequences of Actions in a Dangerous World
Amanda Waller
Robert DuBois. He's imprisoned for putting ] in the ICU with a Kryptonite bullet.
[[w:Clark Kent (DC Extended Universe)|Superman]
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A Father's Anguish and Protection
Robert DuBois / Bloodsport
You're threatening my fucking daughter!
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Rick Flag expresses his frustration with the team.
Rick Flag
I didn't pick the damn team!
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Refusal to Join the Suicide Squad
Robert DuBois / Bloodsport
I'm not joining your Suicide Squad.
['''Amanda Waller:''' We'll see.]
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A Personal Remark About Family
Robert DuBois / Bloodsport
It's your Mom!
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Rick Flag's Final Thoughts on Peacemaker
Rick Flag
(last words) Peacemaker. What a fuckin joke.
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The Importance of Sacrifice for National Security
Amanda Waller
I wouldn't take such extreme measures if this mission weren't more important than you could possibly imagine. I'm protecting this country. You don't know half of what I would do.
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Harley Quinn on Red Flags in Relationships
Harleen Quinzel / Harley Quinn
I'm sorry. Recently, I made a promise to myself that the next time I got a boyfriend, I'd be on the lookout for red flags. And if I saw any, I would do the healthy thing, and murder them. Killing kids? Kind of a red flag.
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The Paradox of Peace and Violence
Christopher Smith / Peacemaker
I cherish peace with all my heart. I don't care how many men, women and children I need to kill to get it.
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Consequences of Providing False Information
Robert DuBois / Bloodsport
We find out any information you've given us is false, you die.
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Recognition of Awareness and Accomplishment
Amanda Waller
Yes, that is your hand. Very good.
['''King Shark:''' Hand.]
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Child Experimentation Highlighted by Rick Flag
Rick Flag
THEY EXPERIMENTED ON CHILDREN!
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Frustration in the Face of Chaos
Robert DuBois / Bloodsport
Oh, for fuck's sake.
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Harley Quinn's Excited Werewolf Inquiry
Harleen Quinzel / Harley Quinn
Oh, my God! Is it a werewolf?
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A Warning Against Unwanted Connections
Robert DuBois / Bloodsport
Tyla, I told you when I came here that any goodness I ever had in me had been wrung out bare by my old man. I also told you to go out there and do your own thing, and to stay far away from me or anyone like me, didn't I? So why are you here when you and I both know I have nothing good to offer you?
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Concerns About Weasel's Swimming Ability
Rick Flag
Did anyone check on whether Weasel could SWIM?!
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Peacemaker's Helmet: A Symbol of Freedom
Christopher Smith / Peacemaker
(regarding his helmet) It's not a toilet seat, it's a beacon of freedom!
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Harley Quinn's Unique View on Rain
Harleen Quinzel / Harley Quinn
I love the rain, it's like angels are splooging all over us!
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Rick Flag's Command to Nanaue
Rick Flag
Nanaue, stay off the comm!
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