Undercover Brother (2002) - Quotes

Dismissive Comment from the Chief

The Chief: If I wanted to hear something stupid, I'd have asked his skinny black ass!

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Confrontation in Khakis

Undercover Brother: Damn it woman, will you just back off?

Announcer: [over PA speaker] Attention, angry black man in khakis.

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Unexpected Reactions to a Surprising Situation

Sistah Girl: What the hell?

The Chief: What the hell?

Conspiracy Brother: What the f...

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Cultural Takeover and Celebration of Identity

The Man: First our children hip-hop all over the suburbs, and now Boutwell might be president! They are taking over every aspect of our culture!

General Boutwell: I want you... to buy my new fried chicken.

Security Robot: Blackness confirmed. You got soul.

The Chief: This is a great day for black people of all races.

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Defiance Against Stereotypes and Labels

Lance: I... am not... a SISSYYYYYYYYY!!

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Seeking Peace Through Racial Identity

Lance: [to guards] Let me talk to them. I'm white. We don't want any trouble.

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A Character's Unexpected Apology

Lance: [[w:Roots (TV miniseries)|Roots] I owe all of you a huge apology. I was watching this program... maybe you've seen it. It's called "]"?

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Critique of Racial Dynamics in Society

Lance: Always trying to shut the white man down.

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Party Atmosphere Among Friends

Mr. Feather: Everything is "A party over here!" with you people, isn't it?

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Unity and Diversity in Society's Future

Mr. Feather: [[w:Ally McBeal|Ally McBeal] Little by little we're blending and merging until one day we're all going to be one united people, living and working and dancing together like the news, or ], or the people that work at Saturn! And we've gotta stop it before it's too late!

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Introducing a Unique Secret Weapon

Mr. Feather: It's time to release our secret weapon. I call it... Black Man's Kryptonite.

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Perceptions of Race and Gender Inequality

White She-Devil: They look at you and all they see is a threatening black man. They look at me and all they see are my full breasts and my narrow waist that tapers to my pert backside. It's just not fair.

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Friendship Request from White She-Devil

White She-Devil: A girl needs friends, Anton. Would you like to be my friend?

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Complimenting Charm and Cuteness

White She-Devil: You're so sweet. And cute, too, in a Theo Huxtable kind of way.

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Exploring the Power of the Button

Conspiracy Brother: Atomic core", eh? Let's see what this so-called button does.

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Conspiracy Brother's Unexpected Declaration

Conspiracy Brother: Gimme a pillow case. I'm joinin the Klan!

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Humorous Expression of Surprise

Conspiracy Brother: Oooh, right up the pooper!

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Notable Figures and Their Racial Identity

Conspiracy Brother: Jesus Christ, black man. Babe Ruth, black man. Madonna... sleeps with black men.

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Distrust in Cultural Origins of Food

Conspiracy Brother: [[w:Colonel Sanders|Colonel] I never trusted that ]. Slaves cooked that chicken! Ain't no white man know about no sixteen herbs and spices and giblets!

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Theft of Innovation in Technology Commentary

Conspiracy Brother: The computer! Another idea stolen from the black man!

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Unexpected Encounter with Macy Gray

Conspiracy Brother: Oh, shit! It's Macy Grey with pork chop sideburns!

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Conspiracy Brother Reacts to Gunshot Incident

Conspiracy Brother: Hey, look out, black man, he's got a gun! (gunshot) I'm hit, but my vest caught it, bitch!

The Complex Meaning of "Good

Conspiracy Brother: Let me tell you something about the word "good", brother. "Good" is an ancient Anglo-Saxon word "Go-od" meaning "absence of colour", i.e. "It's all Good" which it is, or "Good Will Hunting", meaning, "I'm hunting niggers". So when you say "Good Morning" to me, what you're really saying is "I'm going to kill your black ass first thing in the morning"!