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The Complex Meaning of "Good
Conspiracy Brother
Let me tell you something about the word "good", brother. "Good" is an ancient Anglo-Saxon word "Go-od" meaning "absence of colour", i.e. "It's all Good" which it is, or "Good Will Hunting", meaning, "I'm hunting niggers". So when you say "Good Morning" to me, what you're really saying is "I'm going to kill your black ass first thing in the morning"!
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Introducing a Unique Secret Weapon
Mr. Feather
It's time to release our secret weapon. I call it... Black Man's Kryptonite.
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Confronting the Grim Reaper's Identity
Undercover Brother
Who the hell are you, woman?! You're the Grim Reaper, ain'tcha?! I don't wanna go to hell!
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Confrontation in Khakis
Undercover Brother
Damn it woman, will you just back off?
Announcer
Attention, angry black man in khakis.
[over PA speaker]
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Distrust in Cultural Origins of Food
Conspiracy Brother
I never trusted that ]. Slaves cooked that chicken! Ain't no white man know about no sixteen herbs and spices and giblets!
[[w:Colonel Sanders|Colonel]
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Cultural Commentary on Overwhelming Whiteness
Undercover Brother
Caucasian overload! Caucasian overload!
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Embracing Change in Undercover Brother's Journey
Undercover Brother
It's time to say goodbye to Anton Jackson... and say "what it is" to Undercover Brother.
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Celebrating Motown's Influence and Spirit
Undercover Brother
Holy Motown!
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A Character's Unexpected Apology
Lance
I owe all of you a huge apology. I was watching this program... maybe you've seen it. It's called "]"?
[[w:Roots (TV miniseries)|Roots]
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Theft of Innovation in Technology Commentary
Conspiracy Brother
The computer! Another idea stolen from the black man!
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Dismissive Comment from the Chief
The Chief
If I wanted to hear something stupid, I'd have asked his skinny black ass!
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Party Atmosphere Among Friends
Mr. Feather
Everything is "A party over here!" with you people, isn't it?
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Friendship Request from White She-Devil
White She-Devil
A girl needs friends, Anton. Would you like to be my friend?
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Defiance Against Stereotypes and Labels
Lance
I... am not... a SISSYYYYYYYYY!!
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Complimenting Charm and Cuteness
White She-Devil
You're so sweet. And cute, too, in a Theo Huxtable kind of way.
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Unity and Diversity in Society's Future
Mr. Feather
Little by little we're blending and merging until one day we're all going to be one united people, living and working and dancing together like the news, or ], or the people that work at Saturn! And we've gotta stop it before it's too late!
[[w:Ally McBeal|Ally McBeal]
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Unexpected Encounter with Macy Gray
Conspiracy Brother
Oh, shit! It's Macy Grey with pork chop sideburns!
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Unexpected Reactions to a Surprising Situation
Sistah Girl
What the hell?
The Chief
What the hell?
Conspiracy Brother
What the f...
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Embracing Funk in Challenging Times
Undercover Brother
There's times for falling apart, and there's times for gettin funky. This is one of those funky times!
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Consequences of Disrespecting Personal Identity
Undercover Brother
You mess with the fro... you got to go.
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Seeking Peace Through Racial Identity
Lance
Let me talk to them. I'm white. We don't want any trouble.
[to guards]
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Perceptions of Race and Gender Inequality
White She-Devil
They look at you and all they see is a threatening black man. They look at me and all they see are my full breasts and my narrow waist that tapers to my pert backside. It's just not fair.
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Exploring the Power of the Button
Conspiracy Brother
Atomic core", eh? Let's see what this so-called button does.
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Brotherly Affirmation of Identity
Undercover Brother
Ja mon, rasta!
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Conspiracy Brother's Unexpected Declaration
Conspiracy Brother
Gimme a pillow case. I'm joinin the Klan!
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Humorous Expression of Surprise
Conspiracy Brother
Oooh, right up the pooper!
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Critique of Racial Dynamics in Society
Lance
Always trying to shut the white man down.
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Conspiracy Brother Reacts to Gunshot Incident
Conspiracy Brother
Hey, look out, black man, he's got a gun! (gunshot) I'm hit, but my vest caught it, bitch!
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Invitation to Dance and Enjoy
Undercover Brother
Your body's slammin'. Let's get to jammin'.
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Cultural Takeover and Celebration of Identity
The Man
First our children hip-hop all over the suburbs, and now Boutwell might be president! They are taking over every aspect of our culture!
General Boutwell
I want you... to buy my new fried chicken.
Security Robot
Blackness confirmed. You got soul.
The Chief
This is a great day for black people of all races.
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Notable Figures and Their Racial Identity
Conspiracy Brother
Jesus Christ, black man. Babe Ruth, black man. Madonna... sleeps with black men.
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Embracing Uniqueness and Individuality
Undercover Brother
Too funky for myself.
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