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The Origin of Every Good Thing
Taglines
Every good thing in this world started with a dream.
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Oompa-Loompa Size and Respectability Assertion
Lofty
I will have you know that I'm a perfectly respectable size of an Oompa-Loompa.
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A Cautionary Tale from Lofty
Lofty
Oompa loompa doompadee doo.I've got a tragic tale for you.Oompa loompa doompadee dee.If you are wise, you'll listen to me.
[sings]
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The Greedy Exploit the Needy in Society
Noodle
The greedy hurt the needy every time, Wonka. That's the way of the world.
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Willy Wonka's Journey of Mastery and Magic
Willy Wonka
I've spent the past seven years traveling the world, perfecting my craft. You see, I'm something of a magician, inventor, and chocolate maker. So quiet up, and listen down. Nope. Scratch that, reverse it.
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Changing the World with a New Perspective
Willy Wonka
I guess it's time to change the world.
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A Moment of Confusion
Noodle
A double huh.
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Willy Wonka's Encounter with a Mysterious Figure
Willy Wonka
So you're the funny little man who's been following me.
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Willy Wonka's Vision for a Chocolate Shop
Willy Wonka
Mark my words, this is going to be the greatest chocolate shop the world has ever seen!
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Oompa-Loompas and the Art of Negotiation
Lofty
Oompa-Loompas do not negotiate.
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Oompa-Loompa's Take on Airline Seating
Lofty
Oompa-loompa loompadee dee.I'm not in premium economy!
[sings]
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A playful remark about silliness
Noodle
You sure can be silly, Willy.
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Consequences of Choices and Sacrifices
Father Julius
You know what you've done, Julius. You've sold your soul for ]
[[w:Thirty pieces of silver|thirty pieces of chocolate.]
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Willy Wonka Introduces Himself at The Galeries Gourmet
Willy Wonka
Ladies and gentlemen of The Galeries Gourmet, my name is Willy Wonka.
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Threat of Poking with a Cocktail Stick
Lofty
Tell me what it is, or I shall poke you quite viciously with a cocktail stick.
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The Irresistible Nature of Dance
Lofty
I've started dancing now. Once we've started, we can't stop, you see.
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Willy Wonka Introduces His Latest Invention
Willy Wonka
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you a brand new contraption of my creation. An innovation in laundrification.
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The Transformation of Willy into Wonka
Taglines
Discover how Willy became… Wonka.
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Hope for a Brighter Future
Willy Wonka
I know things haven't been easy for you. They're going to get better.
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Changing the World Amid Greed
Noodle
The greedy beat the needy, Willy. That's the way of the world.
Wonka
Well, I guess there's only one thing to do.
Noodle
What's that?
Wonka
Change the world.
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Noodle's Inquiry to Willy
Noodle
What are we gonna do, Willy?
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Lofty Addresses Unpleasant Stares and Perceptions
Lofty
In fact, in Loompaland, I'm regarded as something of a whopper. They call me Lofty. So I will thank you to stop gawking at me as though I was something unpleasant you’d found in your handkerchief. I find it uncomfortable and, frankly, rude.
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Attention to Detail Matters
Noodle
Read the small print.
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Advice on Dealing with Bullies
Lofty
You should stand up to those bullies. Give them the old one-two. That's what an Oompa-Loompa would do.
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