Jack was full Reganing when he and Team NBC came up with this reality show. Honestly, we're kinda surprised this isn't a thing.
'Queen of Jordan'
"It's my way till payday!" Truer words, Tracy Jordan's wife. Truer words...
Toofur's failed BET series (because it aired in the crappy 9:15 time slot) would have reimagined Eddie the Dog as a cat. That's reason enough alone to greenlight this remake of the "Cheers" spinoff.
'Los Amantes Clandestinos'
Telenovelas don't get more crazy-epic than this. Bring Alec Baldwin onboard and we will binge the sh** out of this while munching on whole bags of Sabor De Soledad.
This show would be like GIF Christmas. We pretty much have this anyway (thanks, ESPN), but, we need the official title and brand.
Okay, 1) That poster belongs in the Louvre. And B of all, who wouldn't want to see Jack play God with a badge?
This fall from NBC, the (wannabe) hit game show where contestants must define the homonym for any given word. Make its lead in "God Cop" and we'll watch, on our couch, in between working on our night cheese.
'The Ruror Juror'
It's arguably the best John Grisham-y sounding movie Hollywood never made. Mostly because they probably have a hard time pronouncing the title.
'Leap Dave Williams'
Jim Carrey as Leap Dave Williams needs to be on billboards and in BTS pre-shows at AMC Theaters, like, yesterday. Make this and the sequel, shoot them back-to-back like their 'LOTR' movies and we're good to go.
'Honky Grandma Be Trippin’'
Hey, if Medea can do it...
'Hard to Watch'
Based on the novel “Stone Cold Bummer” by Manipulate. Man, "30 Rock," we really miss you.
'A Blaffair to Rememblack'
This movie has the most ridiculous title in the history of ever. It looks stupid. And yet, we'll take ALL the tickets.
Tracy Jordan's movie posters may be funnier than the movies that come with them, but we'd watch the sh** out of any film that puts the star of "Blaffair" on Baker Street, solving crimes with the help of a very short, gold mini-skirt.
'Who Dat Ninja'
This movie could make director Jarret Whitestone a household name. And, question: The name of Tracy's character is the title of the movie?! I'll allow it.
'The Celeste Cunningham Story'
The full title for this fictional Lifetime movie is: "A Dog Took My Face and Gave Me a Better Face to Change the World: 'The Celeste Cunningham Story.' This needs to get into our eye holes post haste.
'Sing Them Blues, White Girl: The Jackie Jormp-Jomp Story'
A sure-bet Oscar nominee for Best Song, "Chunk of My Lung."
Tagline: "Money is the root of all evil." Tracy Jordan should never, ever fire his agent.
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