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No Such Thing

R| 1 hr. 41 min.

Plot Summary
Disgusted with human evolution, a foul mouthed monster (Robert John Burke) kills anyone who crosses his path. When a news crew sent to investigate the monster disappears, a guileless young woman (Sarah Polley) is dispatched to follow up on the story. She befriends the monster and becomes his only hope in ending his life of misery.

Cast: Sarah Polley , Robert John Burke , Helen Mirren , Julie Christie , Baltasar Kormákur , Paul Lazar , Annika Peterson ,

Director: Hal Hartley

Genres: Fantasy, Comedy

Distributor: MGM/UA Home Entertainment Inc., United Artists

No Such Thing (2001)

Release Date: March 29th, 2002|1 hr. 41 min.

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  • August 15, 2011 Trouble
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    I found the movie quite haunting. I loved \"the monster\". The girl was perfect. It was an eerie movie of fear, love, betrayal. Helen Mirren as outstanding.

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