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Based on 10 Reviews
critic reviews (10)
fan reviews ( 12 )
  • 20
    Frank Scheck The Hollywood Reporter

    The lame gags, ineptly staged, don't produce anything in the way of genuine laughs, though there is the occasional funny line. show more

  • 12
    Boston Globe

    Lowbrow vampire spoof. show more

  • 40
    Time Out New York

    Provides more groans than laughs. show more

  • NA
    Entertainment Weekly

    It's tempting to say ''avoid at all costs,'' but truthfully, everyone should see something this bad at least once, if only to help us better appreciate the comparatively brainy merits of works like "Eurotrip," "Freddy Got Fingered," and the modern-day plague of movies with titles ending in "Movie." show more

  • 30
    L.A. Weekly

    With stronger actors and real writers, this might’ve been a vintage comedy you could sink your...nope, not going there. show more

  • 30
    Dennis Harvey Variety

    Fangs aside, it sticks with the same basic menu of T&A and lowbrow humor. show more

  • 20
    The New York Times

    Transylmania, a vampire-hunter, college road trip sex comedy, has a problem: someone has drained all the laughs out of it. show more

  • 10
    Los Angeles Times

    Although the inept filmmaking and tiresome gags give the air of coming from one truly bored misogynist, it took two screenwriters (Patrick Casey, Worm Miller) and two directors (David & Scott Hillenbrand) to create this stake through the heart of film comedy. show more

  • NA
    Chicago Reader

    The current vogue for all things vampiric is ripe for a satirical drubbing, but this repulsive comedy is part of the problem, not the solution. show more

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    The A.V. Club

    Transylmania is so inept that it even fails as an adolescent breast-delivery device. show more

  • June 02, 2010 bigbobsh2o
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    It wasn't as bad as Disaster Movie. It wasn't bad but it was mediocre. It had like 3 or 4 scenes that made me laugh.

  • May 22, 2010 lizardatsparks
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    Sadly this movie was really bad, in everything. It was not even funny.

  • January 05, 2010 gorski3194
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    the story sucked, the actors sucked, the laughs sucked everything in that movie sucked. it makes u wonder why critics hate they're jobs now and then because they have to watch these pieces of ****. the humour was so dry it reminded me of the time I saw meet the spartans. please do'******** this movie, you'll regret it dearly.

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  • December 10, 2009 fatguitar
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    I think those critics need to get a sence of humor.I went to see Transylmania and laughed the whole time.I felt like I was in the castle and the costumes were awesome.I had fun the whole ride.Great acting,Great story,Great night.

  • December 07, 2009 mhman87
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    greatest movie. so freakin hilarious. idk how these dudes came up with it but i love them for it (no homo). can't wait to go again, takin my buddies this weekend cuz i keep referencing those great lines

  • December 07, 2009 MrSeriousDude
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  • December 06, 2009 watupson24
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    I saw this movie and it is Hilarious, I went into it not expecting much but a movie to zone out too. And I got more than my money's worth. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. It is very random and the previews don't do it justice! I loved it!

  • December 04, 2009 tuckermovie
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    Great comedy. If you like to laugh, it is a must see movie

  • December 04, 2009 moviecrit24
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    a lot better than I expected...pretty damn funny

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