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Vampires Suck

PG-13| 1 hr. 22 min.

Plot Summary
Becca (Jenn Proske), an angst-ridden teenager, is torn between two supernatural suitors: vampire Edward (Matt Lanter) and werewolf Jacob (Chris Riggi). But she must find a way to evade her controlling father, who treats her like a helpless child. Meanwhile, her friends contend with their own romantic issues, leading to a confrontation at the prom.

Cast: Matt Lanter , Jenn Proske , Chris Riggi , Ken Jeong , Diedrich Bader , David DeLuise , Kelsey Ford , Dave Foley

Directors: Jason Friedberg , Aaron Seltzer

Genres: Comedy

Distributor: 20th Century Fox

Vampires Suck (2010)

Release Date: August 18th, 2010|1 hr. 22 min.

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  • October 11, 2011 mclaudiari06
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    Gotta be kidding me. It takes a lot to make me laugh but this movie really made me have a great time and have some good laughs. LOVED IT!!!!!

  • January 28, 2011 Weston
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  • December 25, 2010 Kigkeys
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    This movie was terrible! I did think that the trailer was funny but I had to walk out of the theatre half way through because of swearing, sexual content, and more. The only funny jokes were the ones in the previews. It had a joke every five seconds that wasn't funny and it swore or said something of bad content every five seconds. I sugest you don't see it, and deffinitly don't let your kids see it.

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'Vampires Suck' Flash Mob Video: It's Raining Shirtless Men

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Moviefone Staff on November 19, 2010

There are many things in life worth celebrating: love, happiness, casual Fridays. But let's be honest: Nothing quite gets us through the day like a man without his shirt (well, assuming he looks li...

Six Second Reviews: 'Vampires Suck'

Posted by
Mr Moviefone on August 20, 2010

'Vampires Suck' is the latest film parody from Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, the guys who brought us "gems" like 'Disaster Movie' and 'Date Movie.' How does the comedy, starring funnyman Ken J...

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Review: Vampires Suck

Posted by
John Gholson on August 18, 2010

Quick! Think of the first Twilight joke that pops into your head! Was it about sparkling vampires? Maybe it was about shirtless werewolves? Either way, congratulations! You are now a professional s...

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