The Happening - Warning Signs of a Chemical Attack
Principal: [To teachers, calling for a cancellation of school]
Alright, there appears to be an event happening. Central Park was just hit by what seems to be a terrorist attack. They're not clear on the scale yet. It's some kind of airborne chemical toxin that's been released in and around the park. They said to watch for warning signs. The first stage is confused speech. The second stage is physical disorientation, loss of direction. The third stage... is fatal.
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Speed - Airport Encounter Between Stephens and Ortiz
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Speed - Expendability in Life-and-Death Situations
Stephens:
I can't be here. I can't, you know... This is the wrong bus. I mean, for me to... I can't die here.
Ortiz:
Hey, shut up, man. I got a wife.
Stephens:
Oh, you do?
Terry:
Hey! So if you have a wife, and I don't, does that mean I'm expendable?
Ortiz:
Hey, what are you talkin about, man? The guy's just talking crazy. It gets on my nerves. Gets on everybody's nerves.
Stephens:
Oh, yeah? Well, I think I have the right to be a little bit upset...
Terry:
What are you starin at anyway?!
Stephens:
...after all that we've been through—
Ortiz:
Why don't you just let everybody die in peace if that's gonna happen, huh?!
Terry:
So you're a tough guy, huh?
Stephens:
I got a right to be upset.
Terry:
You're really tough, huh, Gigantor?! Why don't we just step outside?!
Jack: [silences them both]
Hey!
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Speed - Assessing the Situation Under Pressure
Jack: [over phone]
Where do we start?
Harry:
All right, check the speedometer. Has it been fucked with, or loosened, or any wires? See any wires, anything?
Jack: [to Annie; looking under the speedometer]
Excuse me, ma'am. No, it's clean.
Annie:
Huh?
Harry:
All right, then it's gonna be under the bus. Probably it was rigged to one of the axles.
Jack:
I can't get under the bus right now, Harry. It's kind of in motion.
Helen:
Excuse me? Excuse me!
Jack:
Hold on.
Sam: [gasping]
There's an access panel... in the floor... underneath you, man.
Jack: [opens the floor access panel; hands the phone to Stephens; looking through the hatch at the bomb]
All right, Harry, we're in. Passenger relay. Sir. take this. I want you to tell him what I see. Okay, we got a wad! Pretty big!
Stephens:
There's a pretty big wad.
Jack:
Brass fittings...
Stephens:
Brass fittings.
Jack:
...I think I can reach the circuit wire.
Stephens:
He can reach the circuit wire.
Harry:
No! No, no! Don't! Don't do that! That's a decoy, classic.
Stephens:
That's a classic decoy.
Harry:
What else?
Stephens:
What else?
Jack:
Hold on.
Stephens:
Hold on.
Jack:
Fuck me!
Stephens:
Oh, darn.
Jack: [takes the phone back]
Harry, there's enough C-4 on this thing to put a hole in the world.
Harry:
Okay, all right. Just stay calm. What else?
Jack:
Three triggers. One on the axle I can't really see, a cellular remote, and a timer running off a wristwatch.
Harry:
A watch? What kind of watch?
Jack:
Gold. Gold band, fairly cheesy.
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Twister - Miscommunication Among Storm Chasers
Jo:
Bill?
Bill:
Why didn't you tell me?
Jo:
Bill, don't!
Joey:
Uh, what?
Jonas: [Bill punches Jonas off his hat and slams him against his D.O.T.3 system]
And what will soon be the center of all studies- Hey! Hey! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!
Bill:
You son-of-a-bitch! What, did you think I wasn't gonna find out?
Jonas:
Hey guys, get this loser off of me!
Jonas's team member #1:
Alright! Back off! Back off!
Jonas's team member #2:
Put your malfunction, man!
Joey:
Come on, he's not worth it!
Jonas:
What is the matter with you?!
Bill: [Tries to push at Jonas again]
You stole my design, you son of a bitch!
Joey:
Calm down!
Jonas: [Pushes Bill back]
What the hell are you talking about?!
Bill:
DOROTHY. You took her, you damn THIEF!
Jonas: [Realizes what Bill is talking about and smiles]
Oh, I get it. You wanna take credit for my designs, is that it?
Bill:
You're a liar. She was our idea and you know it!
Jonas:
Unrealized idea. Unrealized.
Bill: [Tries to attack Jonas again, Jo helps stop it]
That thing ain't worth shit!
Jo:
Hey! Hey, guys! Bill! Guys! GUYS!!! Oh my guys! Get a grip on yourselves. We both know they'll never get that thing up in the air.
Joey:
That's right!
Jonas:
Well, let me enlighten you people. This baby has satellite com-link. We've got an onboard pulse Doppler, and we've got NEXRAD real-time. Today, we're gonna make history. So stick around, cause the days of sniffing the dirt are over.
Rabbit:
Better than what you sniff.
Bill:
We'll see who gets it first, PAL.
Jonas: [Referring to Bill's new weatherman job; Laughs and walks away]
Oh, and by the way... I really enjoy your weather reports.
Bill: [Tries to go after Jonas again]
JEEZ, YOU SLIME!!! I'm not through with you, yet!
Rabbit:
Alright! Alright!
Bill:
Come on! Come here! Come on! Come on! Get your hands off of me! Let go of me! OKAY!!!
Sanders:
He's a corporate kiss-butt, man!
Jo: [Walks to Bill]
I'm sorry. I should've told you.
Bill: [Glaring at Jo]
ONE DAY. I'll give you one day. Whether she flies or not, I'm gone.
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Twister - Debate Over a Pit Stop Near Wakita
Rabbit:
You know, Jo, some of us couldn't help but notice how close we are to Wakita.
Jo:
No.
Sanders:
Aunt Meg wouldn't mind a pit stop, right?
Jo:
No!
Dusty:
Red meat! We crave sustenance!
Dusty:
F-food!
Rest of the Team:
Food! FOOD!
Jo:
Hey! We're absolutely not going!
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Twister - Nickname Origins in a Storm Chasing Crew
Melissa:
I was just wondering why do you call Billy "The Extreme"?
Dusty:
Cause Billy is The Extreme.
Preacher:
Bill is most out-of-control sonofabitch in the gang!
Bill: [Gives Jo a look, who smirks back]
No, I think I came in 2nd.
Dusty:
Oh, I've seen The Extreme in high gear.
Jo: [Leaves to take a shower]
You guys need to come up with some new stories. I'm gonna go clean up.
Dusty:
So we get this one near Daleton right?
Rabbit:
Oh, god.
Dusty:
And we are way too close. And Jo's got the vid on it right, she's filming it. And all of the sudden outta nowhere, this shitty lookin green Valiant comes pulling up right in the way.
Beltzer: [points to Bill]
And this loser stumbles out of the car, he's got like a bottle of Jack Daniel's in his hand...
Dusty:
He is naked!
Rabbit:
He is buck naked.
Beltzer:
Naked!
Bill: [laughter]
NOT naked! I was not naked!
Beltzer: [whispering into Melissa's ear]
He was without apparel.
Bill:
Half naked.
Dusty: [laughter]
Naked. Ok, so Jo's yelling at him to get out of the way, right? And he just strolls up to the twister, says have a drink', and he chucks the bottle into the twister, and it NEVER hits the ground.
Beltzer:
The twister caught it and sucked it right up!
Bill:
Honey, this is a tissue full of lies. See, there was another Bill, an evil Bill, and I killed him.
Dusty:
I LOVE THIS GUY!
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Twister - Aunt Meg's Cows Spark a Humorous Exchange
Rabbit:
God Meg, you got alot of beef. Where'd you get all this beef?
Aunt Meg:
Did you see my cows out front?
Rabbit:
No.
Aunt Meg:
Op...aaah!
Rabbit:
Oh.
Dusty:
You slaughter your own cows! Meg, nice!
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Twister - Lightning Safety Tips in Severe Storms
Rabbit:
Y'know, in a severe lightning storm, you want to grab your ankles and stick your butt in the air.
Haynes:
He's right. If you're gonna get hit it's the safest orifice.
Joey:
Yeah, I'd like to get hit by lightning once, y'know, see what it's like.
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Twister - Imminent Road Confusion Among Characters
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Twister - Searching for Bob's Road in Twister
Rabbit:
Try to find this road. It's like Bob's Road...
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Twister - Map Handling Dispute in Kansas
Rabbit:
Look, all I'm saying is don't fold the maps.
Sanders:
I didn't fold the maps.
Rabbit:
Yeah, well Kansas is a mess, there's a big crease right through Wichita. ROLL THE MAPS.
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