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Alan Ruck Quotes

Actor

Memorable Quotes from Alan Ruck

12 quotes
Twister
Debate Over a Pit Stop Near Wakita
Rabbit You know, Jo, some of us couldn't help but notice how close we are to Wakita.
Jo No.
Sanders Aunt Meg wouldn't mind a pit stop, right?
Jo No!
Dusty Red meat! We crave sustenance!
Dusty F-food!
Rest of the Team Food! FOOD!
Jo Hey! We're absolutely not going!
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Twister
Lightning Safety Tips in Severe Storms
Rabbit Y'know, in a severe lightning storm, you want to grab your ankles and stick your butt in the air.
Haynes He's right. If you're gonna get hit it's the safest orifice.
Joey Yeah, I'd like to get hit by lightning once, y'know, see what it's like.
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Speed
Airport Encounter Between Stephens and Ortiz
Stephens We're at the airport.
Ortiz Yeah, so?
Stephens I already seen the airport.
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Twister
Nickname Origins in a Storm Chasing Crew
Melissa I was just wondering why do you call Billy "The Extreme"?
Dusty Cause Billy is The Extreme.
Preacher Bill is most out-of-control sonofabitch in the gang!
Bill No, I think I came in 2nd.
[Gives Jo a look, who smirks back]
Dusty Oh, I've seen The Extreme in high gear.
Jo You guys need to come up with some new stories. I'm gonna go clean up.
[Leaves to take a shower]
Dusty So we get this one near Daleton right?
Rabbit Oh, god.
Dusty And we are way too close. And Jo's got the vid on it right, she's filming it. And all of the sudden outta nowhere, this shitty lookin green Valiant comes pulling up right in the way.
Beltzer And this loser stumbles out of the car, he's got like a bottle of Jack Daniel's in his hand...
[points to Bill]
Dusty He is naked!
Rabbit He is buck naked.
Beltzer Naked!
Bill NOT naked! I was not naked!
[laughter]
Beltzer He was without apparel.
[whispering into Melissa's ear]
Bill Half naked.
Dusty Naked. Ok, so Jo's yelling at him to get out of the way, right? And he just strolls up to the twister, says have a drink', and he chucks the bottle into the twister, and it NEVER hits the ground.
[laughter]
Beltzer The twister caught it and sucked it right up!
Bill Honey, this is a tissue full of lies. See, there was another Bill, an evil Bill, and I killed him.
Dusty I LOVE THIS GUY!
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The Happening
Warning Signs of a Chemical Attack
Principal Alright, there appears to be an event happening. Central Park was just hit by what seems to be a terrorist attack. They're not clear on the scale yet. It's some kind of airborne chemical toxin that's been released in and around the park. They said to watch for warning signs. The first stage is confused speech. The second stage is physical disorientation, loss of direction. The third stage... is fatal.
[To teachers, calling for a cancellation of school]
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Speed
Expendability in Life-and-Death Situations
Stephens I can't be here. I can't, you know... This is the wrong bus. I mean, for me to... I can't die here.
Ortiz Hey, shut up, man. I got a wife.
Stephens Oh, you do?
Terry Hey! So if you have a wife, and I don't, does that mean I'm expendable?
Ortiz Hey, what are you talkin about, man? The guy's just talking crazy. It gets on my nerves. Gets on everybody's nerves.
Stephens Oh, yeah? Well, I think I have the right to be a little bit upset...
Terry What are you starin at anyway?!
Stephens ...after all that we've been through—
Ortiz Why don't you just let everybody die in peace if that's gonna happen, huh?!
Terry So you're a tough guy, huh?
Stephens I got a right to be upset.
Terry You're really tough, huh, Gigantor?! Why don't we just step outside?!
Jack Hey!
[silences them both]
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Twister
Imminent Road Confusion Among Characters
Jo Where's the road Rabbit?!
Rabbit It should be any second!
Preacher HELLO. Shit.
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Twister
Searching for Bob's Road in Twister
Rabbit Try to find this road. It's like Bob's Road...
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Speed
Assessing the Situation Under Pressure
Jack Where do we start?
[over phone]
Harry All right, check the speedometer. Has it been fucked with, or loosened, or any wires? See any wires, anything?
Jack Excuse me, ma'am. No, it's clean.
[to Annie; looking under the speedometer]
Annie Huh?
Harry All right, then it's gonna be under the bus. Probably it was rigged to one of the axles.
Jack I can't get under the bus right now, Harry. It's kind of in motion.
Helen Excuse me? Excuse me!
Jack Hold on.
Sam There's an access panel... in the floor... underneath you, man.
[gasping]
Jack All right, Harry, we're in. Passenger relay. Sir. take this. I want you to tell him what I see. Okay, we got a wad! Pretty big!
[opens the floor access panel; hands the phone to Stephens; looking through the hatch at the bomb]
Stephens There's a pretty big wad.
Jack Brass fittings...
Stephens Brass fittings.
Jack ...I think I can reach the circuit wire.
Stephens He can reach the circuit wire.
Harry No! No, no! Don't! Don't do that! That's a decoy, classic.
Stephens That's a classic decoy.
Harry What else?
Stephens What else?
Jack Hold on.
Stephens Hold on.
Jack Fuck me!
Stephens Oh, darn.
Jack Harry, there's enough C-4 on this thing to put a hole in the world.
[takes the phone back]
Harry Okay, all right. Just stay calm. What else?
Jack Three triggers. One on the axle I can't really see, a cellular remote, and a timer running off a wristwatch.
Harry A watch? What kind of watch?
Jack Gold. Gold band, fairly cheesy.
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Twister
Map Handling Dispute in Kansas
Rabbit Look, all I'm saying is don't fold the maps.
Sanders I didn't fold the maps.
Rabbit Yeah, well Kansas is a mess, there's a big crease right through Wichita. ROLL THE MAPS.
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Twister
Aunt Meg's Cows Spark a Humorous Exchange
Rabbit God Meg, you got alot of beef. Where'd you get all this beef?
Aunt Meg Did you see my cows out front?
Rabbit No.
Aunt Meg Op...aaah!
Rabbit Oh.
Dusty You slaughter your own cows! Meg, nice!
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Twister
Miscommunication Among Storm Chasers
Jo Bill?
Bill Why didn't you tell me?
Jo Bill, don't!
Joey Uh, what?
Jonas And what will soon be the center of all studies- Hey! Hey! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!
[Bill punches Jonas off his hat and slams him against his D.O.T.3 system]
Bill You son-of-a-bitch! What, did you think I wasn't gonna find out?
Jonas Hey guys, get this loser off of me!
Jonas's team member #1 Alright! Back off! Back off!
Jonas's team member #2 Put your malfunction, man!
Joey Come on, he's not worth it!
Jonas What is the matter with you?!
Bill You stole my design, you son of a bitch!
[Tries to push at Jonas again]
Joey Calm down!
Jonas What the hell are you talking about?!
[Pushes Bill back]
Bill DOROTHY. You took her, you damn THIEF!
Jonas Oh, I get it. You wanna take credit for my designs, is that it?
[Realizes what Bill is talking about and smiles]
Bill You're a liar. She was our idea and you know it!
Jonas Unrealized idea. Unrealized.
Bill That thing ain't worth shit!
[Tries to attack Jonas again, Jo helps stop it]
Jo Hey! Hey, guys! Bill! Guys! GUYS!!! Oh my guys! Get a grip on yourselves. We both know they'll never get that thing up in the air.
Joey That's right!
Jonas Well, let me enlighten you people. This baby has satellite com-link. We've got an onboard pulse Doppler, and we've got NEXRAD real-time. Today, we're gonna make history. So stick around, cause the days of sniffing the dirt are over.
Rabbit Better than what you sniff.
Bill We'll see who gets it first, PAL.
Jonas Oh, and by the way... I really enjoy your weather reports.
[Referring to Bill's new weatherman job; Laughs and walks away]
Bill JEEZ, YOU SLIME!!! I'm not through with you, yet!
[Tries to go after Jonas again]
Rabbit Alright! Alright!
Bill Come on! Come here! Come on! Come on! Get your hands off of me! Let go of me! OKAY!!!
Sanders He's a corporate kiss-butt, man!
Jo I'm sorry. I should've told you.
[Walks to Bill]
Bill ONE DAY. I'll give you one day. Whether she flies or not, I'm gone.
[Glaring at Jo]
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