Memorable Quotes from Bob Hungerford
1 quoteAbsurdity in a Car Sales Promotion
Crazy Ernie
If nobody comes down here and buys a car in the next hour, I'm gonna club this baby seal! That's right. I'm gonna club this seal to make a better deal. You know I'll do it, too, cause I'm crazy!
Richard Fletcher
Awwwww, did I do that? Oopsie!
[sarcastically, after having tripped up Noodles Macintosh]
Joe Earley
Can you believe this?! Would you look at that! Just call me "Mr. Butterfingers"! I think it's on the floor somewhere. Is my face red.
[after cutting off a finger with a table saw]
Sy Greenblum
Hello, this is Sy Greenblum, president of Spatula City. I like the spatulas so much, I bought the company.
[In the "Spatula City" advertising commercial]
Earl Ramsey
Gun control is for wimps and commies. Listen, let's get one thing straight. Guns don't kill people; I do!
Teri
George Newman, you are a thoughtless, insensitive CREEP! From now on you can forget all my birthdays, because WE'RE THROUGH!
Philo
Hello, my name is Philo and welcome to... Secrets Of The Universe. Today we are going to learn how to make plutonium from common household items.
[unfolds a piece of paper with the title written on it; recites title with echo effect; folds paper back up]
Young book customer
These books are a little overdue.
[in a preview for "Conan the Librarian"; Conan slices him in two!!]
Gandhi
Give me a steak, medium-rare.
Kuni (and other karate experts)
SUH-PLIIEES!!
Noodles Macintosh
Awwww... did I do that? Oopsie!
[having just vengefully stuck a foot out and tripped up Richard Fletcher, now throwing Richard Fletcher's sarcasm right back at him]
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