Victoria Jackson Biography
Victoria Jackson (born August 2, 1959) is an American comedian, actress, and singer best known as a cast member of the NBC television sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live (SNL) from 1986 to 1992. Starting in 2008, she has appeared on various television shows. She has received attention as a vocal critic of President Barack Obama, an active participant in the Tea Party movement, and a vocal proponent of Barack Obama citizenship conspiracy theories.
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Victoria Jackson Quotes
Absurdity in a Car Sales Promotion
Crazy Ernie:
If nobody comes down here and buys a car in the next hour, I'm gonna club this baby seal! That's right. I'm gonna club this seal to make a better deal. You know I'll do it, too, cause I'm crazy!
Richard Fletcher: [sarcastically, after having tripped up Noodles Macintosh]
Awwwww, did I do that? Oopsie!
Joe Earley: [after cutting off a finger with a table saw]
Can you believe this?! Would you look at that! Just call me "Mr. Butterfingers"! I think it's on the floor somewhere. Is my face red.
Sy Greenblum: [In the "Spatula City" advertising commercial]
Hello, this is Sy Greenblum, president of Spatula City. I like the spatulas so much, I bought the company.
Earl Ramsey:
Gun control is for wimps and commies. Listen, let's get one thing straight. Guns don't kill people; I do!
Teri:
George Newman, you are a thoughtless, insensitive CREEP! From now on you can forget all my birthdays, because WE'RE THROUGH!
Philo: [unfolds a piece of paper with the title written on it; recites title with echo effect; folds paper back up]
Hello, my name is Philo and welcome to... Secrets Of The Universe. Today we are going to learn how to make plutonium from common household items.
Young book customer: [in a preview for "Conan the Librarian"; Conan slices him in two!!]
These books are a little overdue.
Gandhi:
Give me a steak, medium-rare.
Kuni (and other karate experts):
SUH-PLIIEES!!
Noodles Macintosh: [having just vengefully stuck a foot out and tripped up Richard Fletcher, now throwing Richard Fletcher's sarcasm right back at him]
Awwww... did I do that? Oopsie!
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