Bridget Fonda Quotes

Lake Placid

Incomplete Records and Personal Loss

Mrs. Bickerman Oh, my husband passed away. It's been almost two years now.

Sheriff Hank Keough My department doesn't have any record of that, Mrs. Bickerman.

Mrs. Bickerman Well, I'm sorry. Incomplete records haunt me so.

Jack Wells What was the cause of your husband's death, ma'am? Do you know?

Kelly Scott We don't mean to invade your privacy, but was he ill, was he sick?

Sheriff Hank Keough Was he swallowed?

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Lake Placid

Unexpected Arrival of an Asian Crocodile

Kelly Scott His scales were oval. He's an Asian Crocodile.

Sheriff Hank Keough Why... why would he come here? I mean, it's impossible. Asia. How would he get here?

Hector Cyr Obviously some asshole in Hong Kong flushed him down the toilet.

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Singles

The Dignity of Being Alone

Janet Livermore I've always been able to do this, break up with someone and never look back. Being alone: there's a certain dignity to it.

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The Godfather Part III

Gambling Confidence in Atlantic City

Vincent Mancini You like to gamble? Why don't we go to Atlantic City? My town. I'll show you how to gamble.

Grace Hamilton Yeah, but I like to win. How will I know what numbers to pick?

Vincent Do I look like a guy who's gonna lose?

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A Simple Plan

Perception of Capability and Belief

Sarah Mitchell Nobody'd ever believe that you'd be capable of doing what you've done.

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Kiss of the Dragon

Defining Preferences in Relationships

Jessica I'm not your type, huh?

Liu Jian I don't have a type.

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Lake Placid

A Night Out in Maine

Kelly Scott Doesn't anyone "make a move" around here in Maine?

Jack Wells Get in.

[opens the passenger door and moves his bag]

Kelly Scott You move a bag and that's it? That's your "move"?

Jack Wells Come on, I know a good bar where we can get some beers.

Kelly Scott Are the glasses clean?

[gets in and closes the door]

Jack Wells Uhh... yeah. Are you gonna complain like this all night?

Kelly Scott Start the car Jack.

Jack Wells I miss the crocodile already.

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Lake Placid

Condescension and Nature in Lake Placid

Kelly Scott The lake is so black and still.

Sheriff Hank Keough Yeah, we wanted to call it Lake Placid, but someone said that name was taken.

Jack Wells It's not a science trip.

Kelly Scott Could you be a little more condescending? Cause I'm not real great with subtlety.

Jack Wells Something in that lake killed somebody, all right? I appreciate your trying to help. I'm really glad that you... brought the RAID.

Kelly Scott There, that's better.

Jack Wells Ma'am...

Kelly Scott Look, if you call me "ma'am" one more time I'll sue you, and with today's laws, it's possible.

Sheriff Hank Keough She's good.

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Singles

Navigating Truth in Relationships

Cliff Poncier Look, Janet you know I see other people still. You do know that don't you?

Janet Livermore You don't fool me.

Cliff Poncier Janet, I could not be fooling you less.

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Lake Placid

Uncertainty About Backup Resources

Kelly Scott What kind of backup do we have?

Sheriff Hank Keough We?

Kelly Scott What?

Sheriff Hank Keough Well, I'm a little unclear as to why the museum would send somebody here.

Kelly Scott You got a thing against museums?

Sheriff Hank Keough Naw, I got nothin against museums.

Kelly Scott Ever been in one?

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Lake Placid

Crocodiles and Cultural Reverence in History

Kelly Scott He thinks they're godly.

[about Hector]

Sheriff Hank Keough What was that?

Kelly Scott In his defense, every primitive culture known to man deified them: ancient China, Egypt, Australia, Asia... Going back in history, crocodiles have been more worshiped than Jesus.

Sheriff Hank Keough Is this supposed to make us take him more seriously?

Kelly Scott No, it's supposed to make you understand him.

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Kiss of the Dragon

Brief Encounter After Sleep

Jessica How long did I sleep?

[''Liu slaps Jessica sleeping on toilet'']

Liu Jian Only a minute.

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Lake Placid

Camping Expectations vs. Reality

Sheriff Hank Keough Tents were sent ahead. Should already be set up by the time we get there.

Kelly Scott Tents? We're staying in TENTS?

Sheriff Hank Keough I told you, two days we'd have to camp.

Kelly Scott Yes! Camp! But I thought that meant Ramada Inn. I never heard tents! Will there be toilets?

Jack Wells Maybe we should just take you back.

Kelly Scott Why? Because I prefer toilets? Maybe I should just wipe myself with some leafy little piece of poison oak. And then I can spend the whole day scratchin my ass, blendin in with the natives.

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Kiss of the Dragon

Chinese Magic and Fear of Needles

Jessica No... (x3) needles.

[''Liu walks up to her with needle in hand'']

Liu Jian No needles? No...

[''grabs a needle and uncuffs her'']

Jessica Ow, how did you do that?

Liu Jian Chinese magic.

Singles

Body Image and Relationship Perceptions

Janet Livermore Are my breasts too small for you?

Cliff Poncier Sometimes.

Kiss of the Dragon

Identity and Innocence in Conversation

Liu Jian I am a cop.

Jessica I am ].

[[w:Santa Claus|Santa Claus]

Liu Jian Who is Santa Claus?

Frankenstein Unbound

The Unbreakable Bonds of Creation and Love

Dr. Victor Frankenstein Sins? What sins? I am a scientist - I cannot sin. She MUST die! The truth is too unbearable.

Mary Wollstonecraft Godwin ] and ] preach free love. I practice it.

[[Percy Shelley|Percy; [Byron]

The Monster You think that you have killed me. But I am with you forever. I am unbound.

Singles

Attraction to the Doctor's Charisma

Janet Livermore You're Dr. Jamison, man. Many, many babes are into that.

Lake Placid

Crocodiles as Judges in Ancient Malenesia

Kelly Scott Did you want to be killed by it?

Hector Cyr You think I'm that nuts?

Kelly Scott Hector, what you just did, there had to be some sort of death wish going on.

Hector Cyr In ancient Malenesia people suspected of crime's would be thrown to the crocodiles. Crocodiles would decide. They would be the judge.

Kelly Scott Oh, so that was you wanting to be judged out there?

Hector Cyr Maybe I was, and so what? Is that too arbitrary? Better to be measured by my wealth? Better for me to get my self-esteem looking into the eyes of cheap sycophants craving a meal ticket? There was more honesty in those dragon's eyes. There was more dignity in those dragon's eyes...

Kelly Scott Jesus, Hector cut the shit.

Hector Cyr Aw, fuck it.

Singles

The Importance of Human Connection

Janet Livermore People need people, Steve. It has nothing to do with sex. OK, maybe 40 percent. 60 percent. Forget it.

Singles

Bizarre Behavior and Immaturity Explained

Janet Livermore Somewhere around 25, bizarre becomes immature.

Lake Placid

Frustration Over Unusual Experiences

Kelly Scott I will NOT calm down! This is the second time I've been hit with a severed head and I DON'T LIKE IT!

Memorable Quotes from Bridget Fonda