Catherine O'HaraQuotes

Catherine O'Hara
Birthday
March 4th, 1954
From
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Actor

Betsy's Wedding - Family Betrayal and Accusations Unfold

Oscar Henner: How could you do that to your husband? I'm your family!
Gloria Henner: Oh, you're quite the family man. You were cheating on your wife. You're cheating on your brother-in-law. You're probably cheating on this poor secretary underpaid and overscrewed.
Oscar Henner: I don't wanna hear this. This is ridiculous. I don't have to sit around and listen to that kind of talk.
Gloria Henner: You're a rat, Oscar. You don't belong in a family, you belong in a pack!
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Betsy's Wedding - A Character's Frustration with Oscar

Gloria Henner: [romantically] Oh, Oscar... go fuck yourself!
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Penelope - Character Descriptions and Misunderstandings in Dialogue

Duty Cop: Detailed description?
Jessica Wilhern: [pauses] Brown hair. Brown eyes. A unique... ly pleasant personality.
Franklin Wilhern: Think pig.
Duty Cop: So she's a fat girl?
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Penelope - Mother-Daughter Conversations on Beauty Standards

Jessica Wilhern: What? I'm being her mother! That's what mothers do with daughters; they talk about how to look prettier.
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Best in Show - Discussion of Past Relationships

Gerry Fleck: She had dozens of boyfriends.
Cookie Fleck: Hundreds.
Gerry Fleck: Hundreds?
Cookie Fleck: Yeah, hundreds.
Gerry Fleck: Well, I did not know that.
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Home Alone - Parenting Mistakes and Resilience in Children

Kate: I'm a bad parent. I'm a bad parent.
Gus: No, you're not. You're just beating yourself up there. This happens. These things happen, you know. You wanna talk about bad parents? Look at us. We're on the road 48, 49 weeks out of the year. We hardly see our families. Joe over there, gosh, you know, he forgets his kids names half the time. Ziggy over there, he's never even met his kid. Eddie... Let's just hope none of them write a book about him.
Kate: Tell me, have you gone on vacation and left your child home?
Gus: No. But I did leave one at a funeral parlor once. Yeah, it was terrible too. I was all distraught and everything. The wife and I, we left the little tyke there in the funeral parlor. All day. All day. You know, when we went back at night, when we came to our senses, there he was. Apparently, he was there all day with a corpse. Now, he was okay. You know, after six, seven weeks, he came around and started talking again. They get over it. Kids are resilient like that.
Kate: You know, maybe we shouldn't talk about this.
Gus: Well, you brought it up. I was just trying to cheer you up.
Kate: Well, I'm sorry that I did.
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Home Alone - Travel Challenges on Christmas Eve

Scranton ticket agent: Everything's full.
Kate: Everything's full?
Scranton ticket agent: I'm very sorry, but it is Christmas Eve.
Kate: What about another airline?
Scranton ticket agent: Nothing available. May I help you get a hotel room in the city? Tomorrow afternoon we can get you a flight to Chicago.
Kate: I can't wait that long.
Scranton ticket agent: I'm terribly sorry, ma'am, but we're doing absolutely everything we can.
Kate: [to woman waiting; pushes woman out of the way] Go ahead. I'm in your way. I'm sorry. You've got places to go, people to see. You got a ticket there. That's good. Excuse me. Look, I have been awake for almost 60 hours. I'm tired and I'm dirty. I have been from Chicago to Paris to Dallas to... Where the hell am I?
Scranton ticket agent: Scranton.
Kate: I'm trying to get home to my 8-year-old son! Now you're telling me it is hopeless?
Scranton ticket agent: I'm sorry.
Kate: No, no, no, no, no! No way! This is Christmas! The season of perpetual hope! I don't care if I have to get on your runway and hitchhike. If it costs me everything I own, if I have to sell my soul to the Devil himself, I am going to get home to my son.
Scranton ticket agent: Ma'am, if there was anything at all I could do for you...
Kate: Do it. Do anything.
Scranton ticket agent: I can get you a hotel room.
Kate: What?
Gus: [pulls Kate aside; singing] Can you excuse us for a sec? Can I see you for a second, please? Excuse us. You got a bit of a dilemma. We got a crisis ourselves. Allow me to introduce myself. Gus Polinski. Polka King of the Midwest? The Kenosha Kickers? No? That's okay. I thought you might have recognized I had a few hits a few years ago. That's why I just... "Polka, Polka, Polka"? "Twin Lakes Polka"? "Yamahoozie Polka" a.k.a. "Kiss Me Polka"? "Polka Twist"?
Kate: These are songs?
Gus: Yeah, we... Some fairly big hits for us. You know, in the early 70s. Yeah, we sold about 623 copies of that.
Kate: In Chicago?
Gus: No, Sheboygan. Very big in Sheboygan.
Kate: Did you say you could help me?
Gus: Anyway, I'm rambling on here. Our flight was canceled, so we gotta drive. See the guy in the yellow jacket over there by the Budget sign? He's gonna rent us a nice big van, and we're gonna drive to Milwaukee. I heard you had some problems getting to Chicago to see your kid or something?
Kate: Uh, my son. We left, and he's there.
Gus: Aw, geez. If you have to get to Chicago, we'll gladly drive you. It's on the way to Milwaukee.
Kate: You'd give me a ride?
Gus: Sure, we will. Why not? You've gotta get home to see your kid.
Kate: A ride to Chicago?
Gus: Sure. Why not? It's Christmastime.
Kate: Thank you. Oh, thank you.
Gus: If you don't mind going with some polka bums.
Kate: No, I'd love to.
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Home Alone - Unsettling Feelings and Forgotten Responsibilities

Peter: What's the matter? Honey?
Kate: I have a terrible feeling.
Peter: About what?
Kate: That we didn't do something.
Peter: Oh, no, you feel that way because we left in such a hurry. We took care of everything. Believe me, we did.
Kate: Did I turn off the coffee?
Peter: No, I did.
Kate: Did you lock up?
Peter: Yeah.
Kate: Did you close the garage?
Peter: That's it. I forgot to close the garage. That's it.
Kate: No, that's not it.
Peter: What else could we be forgetting?
Kate: [after a brief long silence, she shocks and realizes that they’re actually forgetting something] KEVIN!!
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Home Alone - Family Dynamics in a Crisis Situation

Kevin: [has a flashback to what his family told him the night before] I made my family disappear!
Megan: Kevin, you're completely helpless.
Linnie: You know, Kevin, you're what the French call les incompétents.
Buzz: Kevin, I'm going to feed you to my tarantula.
Jeff: Kevin, you are such a disease!
Kate: There are 15 people in this house, and you're the only one who has to make trouble.
Frank: Look what you did, you little jerk!
Kevin: [smiles, to himself] I made my family disappear.
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Home Alone - Counting Family Members Before Departure

Kate: Heather, did you count heads?
Heather: 11 including me, 5 boys, 6 girls, 4 parents, 2 drivers and a partridge in a pear tree.
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Home Alone - Family Conflict Over Pizza Dispute

Kate: [to Kevin] What is the matter with you?!
Kevin: He started it! He ate my pizza on purpose! He knows I hate sausage and olives and onions and...
Uncle Frank: [cutting him off] Look what you did, you little jerk!
Kate: Kevin, get upstairs right now.
Kevin: Why?
Jeff: Kevin, you're such a disease.
Kevin: Shut up!
Peter: Kevin, upstairs!
Kate: Say good night, Kevin.
Kevin: [sarcastically] Good night, Kevin". Why do I always get treated like scum?
Kate: [to Pizza Boy] Oh, I am sorry. This house is just crazy. We've got all these extra kids running around. My brother-in-law drove in from Ohio today. It's just nuts.
Kevin: How come you didn't bring any more cheese pizzas?
Pizza Boy: Nice tip. Thanks a lot.
Kate: Thanks.
Harry: Having a reunion or something?
Kate: My husband's brother transferred to Paris last year. His kids are still there. He missed the family, so he invited us to Paris so we can be together.
Harry: You're taking a trip to Paris?
Kate: Yes, we hope to leave tomorrow morning.
Harry: Excellent, excellent.
Kate: If you'll excuse me, this one's a little out of sorts. I'll be right back.
Harry: Don't worry about me. I spoke to your husband already. And don't worry about your home. It's in good hands.
Kate: [escorting Kevin to the attic after he caused trouble in the kitchen] There are 15 people in this house. You're the only one who has to make trouble.
Kevin: I'm the only one getting dumped on.
Kate: You're the only one actin up. Now, get upstairs.
Kevin: I am upstairs, dummy. Third floor?
Kate: Go.
Kevin: It's scary up there.
Kate: Don't be silly. Fuller will be up in a little while.
Kevin: I don't wanna sleep with Fuller. You know about him. He wets the bed. He'll pee all over me. I know it!
Kate: Fine. We'll put him somewhere else.
Kevin: I'm sorry.
Kate: It's too late. Get upstairs.
Kevin: Everyone in this family hates me.
Kate: Then maybe you should ask Santa for a new family.
Kevin: I don't want a new family! I don't want any family! Families suck!
Kate: Just stay up there. I don't wanna see you again for the rest of the night.
Kevin: I don't wanna see you again for the rest of my whole life. And I don't wanna see anybody else, either.
Kate: [feeling hurt] I hope you don't mean that. You'd feel pretty sad if you woke up tomorrow morning and you didn't have a family.
Kevin: No, I wouldn't.
Kate: Then say it again. Maybe it'll happen.
Kevin: [runs upstairs in a huff, and Kate closes the door] I hope that I never see any of you jerks again!
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Home Alone - Sibling Dispute Over Movie Restrictions

Kevin: Mom, Uncle Frank won't let me watch the movie, but the big kids can. Why can't I?
Kate: [on the phone] Kevin, I'm on the phone. When do you come back? Not till then?
Kevin: It's not even rated R. He's just being a jerk.
Kate: [on the phone] Kevin, if Uncle Frank says no, then it must be really bad. No, we're not bringing the dog, we're putting it in the kennel for the... Hey, get off! Kevin, out of the room.
Kevin: Hang up the phone and make me, why don't you?
Kate: This kid.
Peter: Hey, did you pick up a voltage adapter thing, by any chance?
Kate: No, I didn't have time to do that.
Peter: Then how do I shave in France?
Kate: Grow a goatee.
Kevin: Dad, nobody'll let me do anything.
Peter: I've got something for you to do. Why don't you pick up those Micro-Machines that are in there? Aunt Leslie stepped on one and almost broke her neck.
Kate: He was in the garage again playing with the glue gun.
Peter: Didn't we talk about that?
Kevin: Did I burn down the joint? I don't think so. I made ornaments out of fishhooks.
Peter: My new fishhooks?
Kevin: I can't make ornaments out of the old ones with dry worm guts stuck on them.
Kate: Peter.
Peter: Come on, Kevin. Out.
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A Mighty Wind - Reflecting on Past Misfortunes

Mickey Crabbe: He could be lying face down in a ditch! Wouldn't be the first time!
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A Mighty Wind - Confusion Over Kids' Praise in Music

Mickey Crabbe: Then there's the kids - we're hearing: "You rock... you rock me... you rock my world!" What?
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A Mighty Wind - Inquiry About Cockfighting Location

Mickey Crabbe: Why didn't somebody follow him? Is there a cockfight arena near here?
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Beetlejuice - Family Dinner Conversation in a New Home

Delia: I can't believe we're eating Cantonese. Is there no Szechuan up here?
Lydia: I plan to have a stroke from the amount of MSG that's in this food.
Delia: This is our first meal in this house, so why don't we all do our little private parts to make it a pleasant one?
Charles: Don't bait your mother, Pumpkin. As soon as we get settled, we'll build you a darkroom in the basement.
Lydia: My whole life is a darkroom. One. Big. Dark. Room.
Delia: [[New York City] So you were miserable in ], and now you're going to be miserable out here in the sticks. At least someone's life hasn't been upheaved.
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After Hours - A Challenging Night of Frustration and Regret

Paul: I have had a terrible, terrible night. Do you understand?
Gail: I'm just trying to entertain you.
Paul: I don't want any entertainment! And, I'm sorry I did that. I'm sorry. I am under - oh God, I - I'm unable to get home tonight, you know. I can't get home.
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After Hours - Unexpected Conversations During a Chaotic Night

Paul: You wouldn't believe what I've been through tonight. You just, wouldn't believe it.
Gail: Oh, I'm an ice cream vendor - Mr. Softee.
Paul: What? I - you misunderstood me. I didn't ask what you did for a living. I said, you wouldn't believe what I've been through tonight.
Gail: It's not boring. And I have my own Mr. Softee truck. It's not - it's not boring.
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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York - A Parent's Response to a Missing Child

Kate: Do you have kids?
Cop: Yes, ma'am.
Kate: And what would you do if one of them was missing?
Cop: I'd probably be doing the same thing you're doing.
Kate: Thank you.
Cop: Look, put yourself in your kid's shoes. Where would you go? What would you do?
Kate: [pauses in realization] Me? I'd probably be lying dead in a gutter somewhere. Oh, but not Kevin. No. Kevin is so much stronger and braver than I am. And I know Kevin's fine. I'm sure he is. But he's still all by himself in a big city, and he doesn't deserve that. He deserves to be at home, with his own family, around his Christmas tree. Oh, dear God. I know where he is! I need to get to Rockefeller Center!
Cop: Hop in.
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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York - Family's Concern for Lost Child in New York

Kate: [to everyone] We're goin to New York, move it!
Buzz: Yes!
Kate: He ran away from the hotel when they questioned him about the card. He must be so scared, Peter.
Peter: I wonder if he'd know enough to go to my brother's place.
Kate: Aren't they in Paris?
Peter: Maybe they have a house sitter.
Kate: I thought you said they were renovating.
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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York - Child Checks Into Hotel Alone

Mr. Hector: We'd like to offer you a complimentary suite while you're here. It's a penthouse with a view of the park. I think you'll find it satisfactory. It was recently vacated by the Countess of Worcestershire.
Kate: What kind of hotel allows a child to check in alone?
Mrs. Stone: The boy had a very convincing story.
Kate: What kind of idiots do you have working here?!
Mrs. Stone: The finest in New York.
Peter: Well, I mean, when you discovered that the credit card was stolen, what...
Mr. Hector: [proudly] I made the discovery.
Kate: Why did you let him leave?
Mr. Hector: When we attempted to confront him, he ran.
Peter: You scared him away!
Kate: It's Christmas Eve, and because of you, our child is lost in one of the biggest cities in the world.
Peter: [to Cedric] Could you take our family and our luggage up to the room, please?
Cedric: Yes, sir!
Mr. Hector: Run along, Cedric.
Peter: [to Kate] I'm gonnna go down to the police station. I'm gonna make sure that they're doing everything in their power to find Kevin. I want you to stay here with Frank, Leslie and the kids.
Kate: No! I'm going out to look for him.
Peter: What?
Mr. Hector: With all due respect, madam, your son is lost in one of the biggest cities in the world.
Peter: [to Mr. Hector] Could you stay out of this, please?
Mr. Hector: As you wish.
Peter: [to Kate] Thank you. I don't think it's a good idea for you to start running around all over New York City all by yourself.
Kate: I think if our son can do it, I can do it.
Peter: Kate, if...
Kate: Peter, I'll be fine. The way I'm feeling right now, no mugger or murderer would dare mess with me!
Mr. Hector: [Kate slaps him] Madam, there are hundreds of parasites out there, armed to the teeth- Do bundle up. It's awfully cold outside.
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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York - Searching for Kevin in New York

Cop: What's the child's name?
Kate: Kevin.
Peter: K-E-V-I-N.
Cop: When did you see him last?
Kate: Curbside check-in?
Peter: No, I saw him at the door. He was with us in the terminal.
Cop: Most people get separated at security checkpoints. Did everyone get through security?
Kate: I don't know. Peter...
Peter: We were in a hurry. We had to run all the way to the gate.
Cop: When did you notice he was missing?
Kate: When we picked up our baggage here.
Cop: Has the boy ever run away from home?
Peter: No.
Cop: Has he ever been in a situation where he's been on his own?
Kate: As a matter of fact, this has happened before. It's becoming a McCallister family tradition.
Peter: Funnily enough, we never lose our luggage.
Kate: He was left at home, by accident, last year.
Peter: That's what my wife meant calling it a McCallister family tradition.
Cop: We'll call Chicago and notify them of the situation. The odds are that's where he is.
Peter: Thanks.
Cop: It's very unlikely he'd be anywhere else.
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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York - Missing Wallet Leads to Child's Disappearance

Cop: Merry Christmas. No sign of him. We're gonna have to be able to get a hold of you. Do you have hotel arrangements?
Peter: Yeah.
Cop: Do you have a recent photo of the boy?
Peter: I have one in my wallet. I don't have my wallet. My wallet's in my bag. Kevin was looking into my bag at the airport. He was looking for batteries. Kevin has my wallet.
Cop: Did you have credit cards in the wallet?
Peter: Credit cards, money...
Cop: We'll notify the credit card companies immediately. If your son has the cards, we can get a location on him when and if he uses them.
Kate: No, I don't think Kevin knows how to use a credit card.
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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York - Repetitive Request for Kevin's Item

Peter: This Kevin's? Give this to Kevin.
Kate: [tries to pass it to Frank, who waves her off; she passes it to Leslie instead] Give this... Give this to Kevin.
Leslie: Give this to Kevin.
Tracy: Give this to Kevin.
Linnie: Kevin.
Buzz: Give this to Kevin.
Rod: Give this to Kevin.
Sondra: Give this to Kevin.
Megan: Give this to Kevin.
Jeff: Give this to Kevin.
Brooke: Give this to Kevin.
Fuller: [notices elderly couple standing next to him instead of Kevin; passes bag up the line] Here you go, Kevin. Kevin's not here.
Brooke: Kevin's not here.
Jeff: Kevin's not here.
Megan: Kevin's not here.
Sondra: Kevin's not here.
Rod: [passes bag to Linnie, skipping Buzz] Kevin's not here.
Linnie: Kevin's not here.
Tracy: Kevin's not here.
Leslie: [passes bag to Kate, skipping Frank] Kevin's not here.
Kate: [gives bag to Peter] Kevin's not here.
Peter: [incredulously] What?!
Kate: [laughs, but immediately gasps in shock, then screams at the top of her lungs in alarm; faints] KEVIN!!!!!!!!!
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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York - Kevin's Independence in New York Adventure

Kate: Where's Kevin?
Kevin: [He grabs the ticket.] Fourteen. It's a good thing I have my own ticket, just in case you guys try to ditch me.
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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York - An Apology for Immature Pranks

Buzz: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'd like to apologize for whatever displeasure I might've caused you.
Kevin: What?
Buzz: My prank was immature and ill-timed.
Frank: Immature or not, it was pretty gol-dern hilarious.
Buzz: I'd also like to apologize to my brother. Kevin, I'm sorry.
Kate: [the whole family claps their hands and stops, waiting for Kevin to say something] Oh, Buzz, that was very nice. Kevin, do you have something to say?
Buzz: Beat that, you little trout-sniffer.
Kevin: I'm not sorry! I did what I did because Buzz humiliated me! And since he gets away with everything, I let him have it! And since you're all so stupid to believe his lies, I don't care if your idiotic Florida trip gets wrecked or not! Who wants to spend Christmas in a tropical climate anyway?
Kate: Kevin!
Peter: Kevin, you walk out of here, you sleep on the third floor.
Fuller: Yeah, with me.
Kevin: So what else is new?
Frank: You'd better not wreck my trip, you little sourpuss! Your dad's paying good money for it!
Kevin: Oh, I wouldn't want to spoil your fun, Mr. Cheapskate!
Buzz: What a troubled young man.
Kevin: They're all a bunch of jerks.
Kate: Hi. You know, Kevin, the last time we all tried to take a trip, we had a problem that started just like this.
Kevin: Yeah, with me getting dumped on.
Kate: I don't care for your choice of words. That's not what happened last time, and it's not what's happening this time. Buzz apologized to you.
Kevin: Yeah, then he called me a trout-sniffer. He didn't mean what he said. He was just sucking up to you.
Kate: Okay, why don't you just sit up here for a while and think things over? When you're ready to apologize to Buzz and the rest of the family, you can come down.
Kevin: I'm not apologizing to Buzz! I'd rather kiss a toilet seat!
Kate: Then you can stay up here for the rest of the night.
Kevin: Fine. I don't wanna be down there anyway. I can't trust anybody in this family. And do you know what? If I had my own money, I'd go on my own vacation, alone, without any of you guys. And I'd have the most fun in my whole life.
Kate: Well, you got your wish last year. Maybe you'll get it again this year.
Kevin: I hope so!
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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York - Packing for the Trip

Kate: Honey, are you packed yet?
Kevin: Yes.
Kevin on Recorder: Yes.
Kate: Everything I put out?
Kevin: Yes.
Kevin on Recorder: Yes.
Kate: Did you see what Grandma Penelope sent you for the trip?
Kevin: Let me guess. Donald Duck slippers?
Kate: Close. An inflatable clown to play with in the pool.
Kevin: [sarcastically] How exciting. Why do we have to go to Florida? There's no Christmas trees in Florida.
Kate: Kevin, what is it with you and Christmas trees?
Kevin: How can you have Christmas without a Christmas tree, Mom?
Kate: We'll find a nice fake silver one. Or decorate a palm tree.
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Peter: Where's the camcorder battery?
Kate: I put it in the charger. How's this? Oh, much better.
Peter: Hey, Kevin, you'd better go put your tie on. We don't wanna be late for the Christmas pageant.
Kevin: [Peter and Kate stare] My tie's in the bathroom and I can't go in because Uncle Frank's taking a shower. He says that if I walked in there and saw him naked, I'd grow up never feeling like a real man. Whatever that means.
Peter: [after a pause, chuckles] I'm sure he was kidding. Just run in there, get your tie, get out, and don't look at anything.
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