Easy A

Reputation and Its Impact on Relationships

Rosemary I had a similar situation when I was your age. I had a horrible reputation.

Olive Why?

Rosemary Because I was a slut. I slept with a whole bunch of people. A slew, a heap, a peck. Mostly guys.

Olive Mom!

Olive Can you not see that I'm a mess?

Rosemary No, you're not, Olive. You're wonderful. And you'll handle this the same way I did. With an incontrovertible sense of humor. But you're much smarter than I am, so you'll come out of this much better than I did.

Olive Thank you, Mom.

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The House Bunny

Unrequited Love and Misunderstandings Among Friends

Natalie Shelley that's Colby. I'm in love with him.

Shelley That's so sweet. How long have you guys been going out?

Natalie Hah no, I've never even talked to him.

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The Favourite

Authority and Vulnerability in Close Proximity

Abigail You should lie down.

Queen Anne You shall speak when asked to! I feel dizzy, I need to hold on to something.

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Zombieland

Expectations versus Reality in Relationships

Columbus Don't worry. He grows on you.

[about Tallahassee]

Wichita Really?

Columbus No, it gets worse.

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Poor Things

A Bold Decision by Bella Baxter

Bella Baxter I must go punch that baby.

[on the wailing infant]

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Poor Things

Questioning Common Sense in Everyday Life

Bella Baxter Why do people not just do this all the time?

[to Duncan, about sex]

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The Favourite

Queen Anne's Hot Chocolate Dilemma

Lady Sarah None for the queen.

Queen Anne What?

Lady Sarah Well you cannot have hot chocolate. Your stomach, the sugar inflames it.

Queen Anne Abigail, hand me that cup!

Lady Sarah Do not.

[casually]

Abigail I'm sorry I do not know what to do.

Lady Sarah Oh fine, give it to her. And you can get a bucket and mop for the aftermath.

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Easy A

Cavalier Attitudes in Love and Friendship

Rhiannon You're being pretty cavalier about this. Aren't you supposed to be eternally in love with him and shit?

Olive Yes... I believe so, if I was the Gossip Girl in Sweet Valley of the Traveling Pants. But since I'm not...

[shrugs]

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La La Land

Chance Encounters and Doubts in Relationships

Mia It's pretty strange that we keep running into each other.

Sebastian Maybe it means something.

Mia I doubt it.

Sebastian Yeah, I didn't think so.

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Bugonia

Acknowledgment of Effort and Humanity

Michelle You're a credit to your species, Teddy, truly.

Teddy Well, I'm just... trying to help.

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Poor Things

Beauty and Experience in Unexpected Comparisons

Duncan Wedderburn You’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. I will not lie, I’ve been with many.

Bella Baxter Missus Prim said you were wolf, with scent of a hundred women on you.

Duncan Wedderburn She undersells it, okay. Oysters, have you had them before?

Bella Baxter I have not.

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The Amazing Spider-Man

Facing the Consequences of Creation

Peter Parker I've got to stop him, though. I have to, because I created him.

Gwen Stacy What do you mean?

Peter Parker I gave him an equation...that made all of this possible. Something my dad's been working on, you know? Secretly. Now I understand why he kept it a secret. Point is, this is my responsibility. I have to fix this.

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Easy A

Defiance in the Face of Judgment

Todd Screw all these people, Olive!

[referring to the student protesters]

Olive Haven't you heard? I already did.

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Bugonia

Hair Shaved Off in Unexpected Moment

Michelle Where's my hair?

Teddy Your hair has been destroyed.

Michelle You shaved off my hair?

Teddy Yes, we've shaved off your hair.

Michelle Why have you shaved off my hair?

Teddy To prevent you from contacting your ship.

Michelle My ship?

Teddy Your ship.

Michelle What ship?

Teddy Your mothership.

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La La Land

Struggling with Identity and Aspirations

Mia Honestly, I wish I loved something else. I've tried so hard to want other things. I left school after two years to come here, my fourth manager just dropped me, and my last audition was for a teen soap pitched as ] meets ]. Should've been a lawyer.

[[w:Dangerous Minds|Dangerous Minds; [w:The O.C.|The O.C.]

Sebastian Cause the world needs more lawyers.

Mia Well it doesn't need more actresses.

Sebastian You're not just an actress.

Mia What do you mean, "just an actress"?

Sebastian You said it yourself, you're a child-prodigy playwright.

Mia That is not what I said.

Sebastian You're too modest to say it but it's true. So you could write your own roles. Write something that's as interesting as you are.

Mia Last thing I wrote was a stand-up routine for an open-mic night. It was horrible.

Sebastian All I'm saying is ] could have played the marching-band charts he was given. What did he do instead?

[[Louis Armstrong]

Mia I don’t know. What did he do.

Sebastian Well, He made history, didn’t he?

Mia OK, I'll stop auditioning and make history instead.

Sebastian My work here is done.

[laughs]

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Easy A

Questioning Choices and Consequences in Relationships

Olive Does it ever bother you that your boyfriend is 22 years old and still in high school?

Marianne Because, Olive, it's His choice!

Olive Oh, really? His choice? He just wants to be repeating his senior year for, like, the fourth time cause he can't pass a single test?

Marianne No, silly, His. His, with a capital H. If the Good Lord had wanted Micah to graduate, he would have given him the right answers.

[gestures up]

Olive I'm sorry, but, I mean, really? You gotta be shittin me, woman.

[laughs]

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Poor Things

Embracing Life's Full Spectrum of Experience

Madame Swiney We must work. We must make money. But more than that Bella, we must experience everything. Not just the good, but degradation, horror, sadness. This makes us whole Bella, makes us people of substance. Not flighty, untouched children. Then we can know the world. And when we know the world, the world is ours.

Bella Baxter I want that.

Madame Swiney Now go and fuck someone and bring me ten francs.

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Poor Things

The Illness of Money

Bella Baxter Money is its own form of sickness.

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Easy A

Childhood Memories and Coolness Connections

Olive How do you know where I live?

Todd We used to carpool.

Olive Yeah, in 2nd grade. What, are you like a savant for people's addresses?

Todd Just for people who I think are cool.

Olive You think I'm cool?

Todd I do. And I think you're pretty and smart.

Olive Did you form this opinion prior to my little transformation?

Todd Way prior.

Olive Why didn't that rumor spread?

Todd I like to keep my business to myself. Notoriety, for whatever reason, never seems to benefit the noted, only the "notees.

Olive Where were you two weeks ago?

Todd Olive. If I promise not to tell anyone, could I kiss you right now?

Olive No.

Todd Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm very sorry.

Olive Oh, no. I just mean, not like this. I don't wanna kiss you with mascara running down my face...and some horndog guy just having tried to stick his tongue down my throat. I've wanted to kiss you since 8th grade, but I want it to be perfect. And right now, my life is a mess. I need to get my business in order before I drag you into it.

Todd What if I told you I wanna be dragged into it? I could help, maybe.

Olive Why now? Why are you all of a sudden into me now?

Todd I don't know. I haven't overanalyzed it, like you're about to.

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Easy A

Gift from a Suitor Reveals True Identity

Rosemary That boy from yesterday just dropped this off for you...

Olive Well, put it in the pile of gifts from my other suitors.

Rosemary He seems like a nice kid. He seemed a little incredibly gay...

Olive Dyed in the wool homosexual, that boy is.

Rosemary I just want you to know your father and I are totally supportive. We love you no matter what the sexual orientation of your opposite sex sex partner...

Olive We are not dating, Mom.

Rosemary ...and don't worry about not making us grandparents. Although we were kind of hoping you'd get "knocked up" so we'd have a second shot at raising kids, really do it right this time.

Olive Bye now...

Rosemary You know, I dated a homosexual once. For a long time, actually... a long time...

Olive Dear God, dear Lord, tell me you didn't marry and have children with him!

Rosemary No.

[Giggles]

Rosemary No, no. Your father is as straight as they come. A little too straight, if you know what I mean, girlfriend.

Olive I don't...

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The Favourite

The Cost of Sacrifice in Power Struggles

Abigail If your husband dies?

[about the war]

Lady Sarah Did you not sacrifice your cunt for a fatty German to save your father?

Abigail Yes.

Lady Sarah There is always a price to pay. I am prepared to pay it.

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La La Land

Conflicting Views on Jazz and Passion

Mia I should probably tell you something now, just to get it out of the way.

Sebastian Mm-hmm?

Mia I hate jazz

Sebastian What do you mean you hate jazz?

Mia It just means that when I listen to it, I don't like it.

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Zombieland

The Perks of Life in Zombieland

Wichita Oooh, Free Parking! Which, coincidentally, is the best thing about living in Zombieland.

Columbus You want to know the best thing about Z-land? No Facebook status updates. You know, "Rob Curtis is gearing up for Friday." Who cares?

Talahassee The best part is no more flushing. Epic.

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Poor Things

Conflict Between Control and Freedom

Dr. Godwin Baxter I can't let you go.

Bella Baxter If you do not, Bella shall turn rotten with hate.

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The Favourite

Tension Between Abigail and Lady Sarah

Abigail Obviously you still have some anger issues. I will allow it this once.

[after Sarah slaps Abigail twice in the face]

Lady Sarah Congratulations on your wedding night.

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Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

The Value of Truth in Conversation

Sam Truth or dare?

Mike Truth.

Sam You're boring.

Mike No, truth is always interesting.

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Poor Things

A Proposal with Dark Humor

Duncan Wedderburn I will fucking throw you overboard!

Bella Baxter So you wish to marry me, or kill me? Is that the proposal?

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Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

Struggle for Relevance in a Changing World

Riggan Listen to me. I'm trying to do something important.

Sam This is not important.

Riggan It's important to me, alright? Maybe not to you, or your cynical friends whose only ambition is to go viral. But to me, to me...this is...God. This is my career. This is my chance to do some work that actually means something.

Sam Means something to who? You had a career before the third comic book movie, before people began to forget who was inside the bird costume. You're doing a play based on a book that was written 60 years ago, for a thousand rich old white people whose only real concern is gonna be where they go to have their cake and coffee when it's over. And let's face it, Dad, you're not doing this for the sake of art. You're doing this because you wanna feel relevant again. Well, guess what? There's an entire world out there where people fight to be relevant every single day, and you act like it doesn't exist! Things are happening in a place that you ignore, a place that, by the way, has already forgotten about you. I mean, who the fuck are you? You hate bloggers. You mock Twitter. You don't even have a Facebook page. You're the one who doesn't exist. You're doing this because you're scared to death, like the rest of us, that you don't matter. And you know what? You're right. You don't. It's not important, okay? You're not important. Get used to it. Dad...

[long pause]

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Poor Things

A Call for Less Talk in Agreement

Bella Baxter We will need less of your tongue in the future. But overall, most agreeable.

[after she kisses Max McCandless]

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The Amazing Spider-Man 2

Embracing Life's Impermanence and Personal Choices

Gwen Stacy I know that we all think we're immortal, we're supposed to feel that way, we're graduating. The future is and should be bright, but, like our brief four years in high school, what makes life valuable is that it doesn't last forever, what makes it precious is that it ends. I know that now more than ever. And I say it today of all days to remind us that time is luck. So don't waste it living someone else's life, make yours count for something. Fight for what matters to you, no matter what. Because even if you fall short, what better way is there to live?

[her high-school graduation speech]

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Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Attraction Revisited in Unexpected Encounter

Hannah Do you remember me?

[after kissing him passionately]

Jacob Yeah.

Hannah Do you still find me attractive?

Jacob Yes.

Hannah Do you still want to take me home?

Jacob Yeah.

Hannah Let's go.

Hannah I'm here to bang the hot guy who hit on me at the bar.

Jacob Jacob.

Hannah Jacob! Sorry, Jacob...

Jacob Do people still say "bang"?

Hannah I do. And we're gonna bang!

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Friends with Benefits

Navigating Relationships and Work Boundaries

Taxi Driver Welcome to New York! Go and fuck a dick!

Kayla Maybe you should care a little bit less about work and a little bit more about the girl you're dating because last time I checked work doesn't reassure you that liking a finger up your ass doesn't make you gay.

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Bugonia

The Complexity of Bee Society and Exploitation

Michelle About bees? Uh... Complex society. Work ethic. They do their duty, they build their worlds without complaint or piety or self-obsession.

Teddy Mm-hmm. All true. Which is why they're so easy to exploit, right?

Michelle I just admire their resolve. That's all. Even in the face of peril.

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Zombieland

Unexpected Encounter with a Comedy Legend

Bill Murray Is that how you say hello where you come from?

[after Columbus shoots him]

Columbus Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I can't believe I shot Bill Murray.

[realizing]

Tallahassee Mr. Murray?

Bill Murray I'm just Bill, I think, now.

Tallahassee Bill?

Bill Murray Yeah?

Tallahassee I don't think we're gonna be able to stitch this.

[pokes at Bill's wound]

Bill Murray Ah. That's still tender.

Tallahassee You think you might pull through?

Bill Murray No.

Columbus If it means anything now, I am so sorry. It was just instinctive.

Bill Murray It was my bad. I was never a very good practical joker.

Little Rock So do you have any regrets?

Bill Murray ], maybe.

[[w:Garfield: The Movie|Garfield; gives a long exhale, like a death rattle...then inhales and does another one before he dies]

Wichita I'm sorry, he just gets me...but it's very sad.

[suddenly starts snorting and laughing softly, everyone looks at her]

Columbus Yeah.

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Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

The Weight of Legacy in Theater

Mike Intimidating, isn't it? You have any idea the people who have walked on these boards...before you? Geraldine Page, ], Jason Robards, ], and now...Riggan Thomson.

[[Helen Hayes; [Marlon Brando]

Riggan Yeah. Hey, thanks for coming in on such short notice, Mike. I really appreciate it.

[chuckling]

Mike This is what I do. You wrote this adaptation?

Riggan I did, yeah.

Mike And you're directing and starring in your adaptation?

Riggan I am, yeah.

Mike That's ambitious.

Riggan Well, thanks.

Mike Well, it's a good theater. I can't speak for your play, but let's, uh, let's do a little bit of it, yeah?

Riggan Oh, I didn't expect you to come in and, you know, just jump right in.

Mike It's first preview tomorrow night, man. Let's get to work.

Riggan Okay, well, you know, look...you know, feel free to take the script up until you feel comfortable.

Mike No, no, no, no, let's just...let's just do some of it.

Riggan All right. Okay, uh, hey, take a look at page 20.

Mike I'm good. I don't need that.

Riggan What?

Mike I don't need the script. Just give me a cue.

Riggan What are you talking about?

Mike Feed me a line.

Riggan Well, how...how are you gonna--

Mike Feed me a line.

Riggan Okay, all right. Okay, uh, let me think. Uh...yeah, uh... "Hey, I'm the wrong person to ask, okay? I didn't actually know the man. I only heard his name mentioned in passing.

Mike Mm-hmm.

Riggan I don't know. You'd have to know the particulars, but I think what you're saying is love is absolute.

Mike Is that what I'm saying? Am I saying love is absolute? ...Yes. Okay, yeah. "The kind of love that I'm talking about is absolute. The kinda love that I'm talking about you don't try to kill people.

Riggan How do you know the lines?

Mike It's a thing I have, I don't know. it's a gift.

Riggan Wow, okay. Well, that's...

Mike Oh, come on, man. I've been--I've been helping Lesley get off book for like a month.

[chuckles]

Riggan Oh, right, right.

Mike These lines are...

[points to his head]

Riggan That makes sense.

Mike That's good, give me that cue again.

Riggan Okay, okay, "Hey, I'm the wrong person to ask. I didn't actually know the man. I've heard his name mentioned in passing, but, you know, I didn't know. You'd have to know the particulars. I think what you're saying, though, is that...

Mike Can I make a suggestion?

Riggan Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.

Mike I mean, do you mind?

Riggan No, no, no, not at all. Not at all.

Mike Oh, okay.

Riggan Take a look.

Mike No, no, for--forget that.

[referring to the script]

Riggan Okay.

Mike Just...stay with me.

Riggan Yeah.

Mike I'm the wrong person to ask," he says.

Riggan Right.

Mike But what is that? What's the intention in that?

Riggan I think...

Mike Is he fed up with the subject, so he's changing it? Is he deflecting guilt over the marriage? And here's the thing, you've got four lines after that...

Riggan Right.

Mike ...that all say the same thing. "I didn't even know the man." "I only heard his name mentioned in passing." "I wouldn't know." "You'd have to know the particulars." And the particulars, I mean, it sounds like my grandmother, but--but the point is, you don't know the guy.

Riggan Right.

Mike We fucking get it...

Riggan Yeah.

Mike Make it work with one line. "I didn't even know the man." Right?

Riggan Right...wait, how do...you know my lines, too, huh?

Mike Can we not get hung up on knowing lines?

Riggan Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mike Can we just work on this...

Riggan Yeah, yeah, right, right.

Mike Tear it apart, whatever? So why don't you just give me that same thing again, but cut it down.

Riggan Uh-huh.

Mike Try it.

Riggan Okay.

Mike Just try it.

Riggan Uh... "Hey, I'm the wrong person to ask. I didn't actually know the guy.

Mike Oh! No! But that's the thing, see? "I'm the wrong person to ask." What is it? I think it's "fuck you". Fuck you. Don't put me on the spot, man. Don't make me feel self-conscious about my marriage while my wife is sitting...

[pointing to table seats]

Riggan Right there.

Mike ...Right there.

Riggan Yeah.

Mike Can I sit down?

Riggan Yeah, sit, sit. Good idea.

Mike Okay. Thanks.

Riggan Yeah.

Mike So just give it to me as a "fuck you".

Riggan Alright.

Mike Try it, lay it on me.

Riggan Well, I'm thinking...

Mike Let's just do it.

Riggan Yeah.

Mike Give it to me. Fuck me hard.

Riggan Right.

Mike Just give it...

Riggan Okay.

Mike COME ON! DON'T TALK ABOUT IT! JUST FUCKING DO IT!

[slams hands on table]

Riggan HEY, I'M THE WRONG PERSON TO ASK! ALRIGHT? I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE GUY, OKAY? WHAT'S YOUR POINT?

Mike What's my point?

Riggan YEAH, WHAT'S YOUR POINT? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? SPIT IT OUT.

Mike Oh! Oh!

Riggan YOU'RE SAYING WHAT? What are you saying? You're saying love is absolute.

Mike YES! YES! THE KIND OF LOVE THAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, IT IS ABSOLUTE! THE KIND OF LOVE THAT I'M TALKING ABOUT...you don't... You don't try to kill people.

[slams his hand on the table and fake cries]

Riggan ...Yeah. Good.

Mike I don't know. What do you think, boss? You want to do this...with me?

Riggan Wow. Okay. What do you think?

[points to Sam]

Sam Everybody's back. Larry needs to see him for a fitting.

Mike I'll take that as a yes.

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Poor Things

Discussion on Limits and Strengths in Men

Bella Baxter I am rested, let us go again.

Duncan Wedderburn Again? Unfortunately, even I have my limits. Men cannot keep coming back for more.

Bella Baxter It is a physiological problem? A weakness in men.

Duncan Wedderburn Well... perhaps so.

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Zombieland

Misunderstanding in a Zombie Encounter

Tallahassee Bill Murray, you're a zombie?

[shocked]

Bill Murray Ow, I'm on fire! Ouch!

[cries in pain]

Tallahassee You're not a zombie, you're talking and...You're okay?

[surprised]

Bill Murray The hell I am!

Wichita I'm sorry. I didn't know it was...It was "you" you.

[also surprised]

Tallahassee Are you...? What's with the get-up?

Bill Murray Oh, I do it to blend in. You know. Zombies don't mess with other zombies. Buddy of mine, makeup guy, he showed me how to do this. Corn starch. You know, some berries, a little licorice for the ladies. Suits my lifestyle, you know. I like to get out and do stuff. Just played nine holes on the Riviera. Just walked on. Nobody there.

Tallahassee Goddamn it! Bill-Fucking-Murray! I had to get that out. I don't mean to gush. This is so surreal. I mean, you probably get this all the time. Maybe not lately, but I'm such a huge fan of yours. You know, I swear, I've seen every one of your movies a million times. I even loved your dramatic roles and just everything. Six people left in the world and one of them is Bill-Fucking-Murray. I know that's not your middle name. I've been watching you since I was like...Since I could masturbate. I mean, not that they're connected. I gratefully respect you.

[growing excited]

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La La Land

Recurring Patterns in Relationships

Tracy Is that gonna happen every time?

[after Sebastian honks car horn outside Mia's apartment]

Mia I think so.

[smiling]

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La La Land

A Unique Bucket List Suggestion

Sebastian You should come.

Mia To Boise?

Sebastian You can knock it off your bucket list.

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Easy A

A Misunderstanding About Relationships and Identity

Dill Is everything alright? It sounds like you're having sex in here...Which can't be true due to the fact that you have a homosexual boyfriend.

[as Olive is tearing up her clothes and making her new outfits]

Olive He's not my boyfriend!

[angry]

Dill Hey, no judgment. All God's children. It's fine. I was gay once...for a while. No big deal. We all do it. It's okay.

Olive Dad, can you just shut the door, please?

Dill You all right, buddy?

Olive Yeah.

Dill Give them hell.

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Poor Things

Charming Discoveries of Sugar and Violence

Bella Baxter I have adventured it and found nothing but sugar and violence. It is most charming.

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La La Land

Enduring Love Between Mia and Sebastian

Mia I'm always gonna love you.

Sebastian I'm always gonna love you, too.

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Poor Things

Astonishing Friendship and Unconventional Advice

Bella Baxter This is Martha. She is my new friend who has not been fucked in twenty years! Is that not astonishment? I hope you use your hand between your legs to keep yourself happy?

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Zombieland

Twinkies and Regrets in Zombieland

Little Rock No Twinkies.

Tallahassee Shit! Fuck!

Wichita See, I told you we should've gone to Russell Crowe's, but nobody ever listens to me!

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Easy A

Choices and Consequences in Life

Mrs. Griffith Olive, life is full of choices. I made a bad one. But then, so did you. But I see no other alternative than to just live with the guilt. My guilt stems from my indiscretion and yours for lying. We made our choices. Now, we just have to let it ride.

Olive Or I could just tell everyone the truth and have you fired and put in jail.

Mrs. Griffith Okay, first of all, he is of age, okay!? It's perfectly legal in the state of California. I checked! He is 21 in eight months. And secondly, let's play the "Who Would You Believe game," okay? Why don't you ask yourself, if you were an adult, who would you believe? Who would you believe!? Who would you believe!? Who would you believe!? Who!?! ...Thank you for coming in.

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Easy A

False Rumors and Uncomfortable Conversations

Olive Guys, I want you to know that if you hear around town that I have chlamydia, that is totally false.

Rosemary Olive, do we need to have the talk again?

Olive No. It's just a thing that's going around.

Dill You know, nothing you're saying is making me feel any better.

Rosemary Not to mention how you have been dressing these past few days. No judgment, but you kind of look like a stripper.

Olive Mom!

Dill A high-end stripper, for governors or athletes, but a stripper nonetheless.

Olive Oh, my God. I'm just trying to mix it up a little. And I have no STDs, I promise you.

Dill Oh, that's great. Daughter of the Year.

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Easy A

Judgment and Indecency in Easy A

Marianne There's a higher power that will judge you for your indecency.

Olive ]?

[[w:Tom Cruise|Tom Cruise]

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Poor Things

Exploring the Fascination of Being Alive

Bella Baxter I am finding being alive fascinating.

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Easy A

The Meaning of Nicknames in Friendship

Rhiannon I want every detail!

Olive Rhi-

Rhiannon Now bitch!

Olive You know, you call me "bitch" a lot. Okay, it's not a term of endearment.

Rhiannon I want every detail! Now shitface!

Olive Yeah, you're not heading in the right direction.

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The House Bunny

Misunderstandings About Identity and Experience

Shelley I'm an expert at parties and boys! I'm a bunny! Men write to me from prison, sometimes even in their own blood, which I think is theirs, but I don't know, I'm really nervous because I really want to help you guys.

Natalie A-a bunny? You mean like a centerfold?

Shelley Oh, bless your heart, no, just a few pictorials,"Girls from the Midwest" and "Girls with GEDs." "Girls with Charlie Sheen.

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Poor Things

Embracing the Nature of Change

Bella Baxter I’m a changeable feast, as are all of we.

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Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

Training a Dog's Basic Commands

Mike Does she speak?

Sam She does. Yeah, she can sit, stay, and roll over if you have any treats.

Easy A

Unexpected Visitor Seeking Olive's Attention

Brandon I'm looking for an Olive.

Rosemary There's a whole jar of them in the fridge.

Brandon I thought this was...

Rosemary Oh come on in. Any friend of Olive's is a friend of our daughters. Olive! Sweetie, there's a young man here to see you. He said something about asking for your hand in marriage!!

[calling upstairs]

Olive Oh happy day mama! Oh, I thought I was gonna have to spend my dowry on booze and pills to numb the loneliness!! A gentleman caller, hooray!!!

La La Land

Musicians and Their Expectations in Conversations

Sebastian Alright, I remember you. And I'll admit I was a little curt that night.

Mia Curt?

Sebastian Okay, I was an asshole. I can admit that. But requesting "]" from a serious musician? It's just, it's too far.

[[w:I Ran (So Far Away)|I Ran]

Mia My Lord, did you just say "a serious musician?

Sebastian I don't think so.

Mia Can I borrow what you're wearing?

Sebastian Why?

Mia Because I have an audition next week. I'm playing a serious firefighter.

Sebastian So you're an actress? I thought you looked familiar. Have I seen you in anything?

Mia Uhh, the coffee shop on the Warner Brothers lot, that's a classic.

Sebastian Oh I see.

Mia Yeah.

Sebastian So you're a barista? And I can see how you could then look down on me from all the way up there.

Singer Sebastian. Second set.

Sebastian He doesn't tell me what to do.

Mia He just told you what to do.

Sebastian I let him. What's your name?

[pause]

Mia Mia.

Sebastian Mia. Guess I'll see you in the movies.

La La Land

Casting Opportunity for Mia

Mia Why did you come here?

Sebastian Because I have good news.

Mia What?

Sebastian Amy Brandt, the casting director? Yeah. She was at your play, and she loved it. And she loved it so much that she wants you to come in tomorrow and audition for this huge movie that she's got.

Mia I'm not going to that. I'm not going to that.

[pause]

Sebastian What?

Mia That one's gonna be...No. That one's gonna be...

Sebastian I'm sorry?

Mia That will kill me.

Sebastian What?! What? What?

[shouting]

Mia Shh! Stop!

Sebastian No!

Mia Shh! Shh! You have to be quiet. We're in a neighborhood.

Sebastian If you want me to be quiet, you have to make some goddamn sense! Tell me why you're not going.

Mia They'll call the police. Because. Because...

Sebastian Why?

Mia I've been to a million auditions, and the same thing happens every time where I get interrupted because someone wants to get a sandwich. Or I'm crying, and they start laughing. Or there's people sitting in the waiting room, and they're like me, but prettier and better at the...Because maybe I'm not good enough!

Sebastian Yes, you are.

Mia No...No, maybe I'm not.

Sebastian Yes, you are.

Mia Maybe I'm not.

Sebastian You are.

Mia Maybe I'm one of those people that has always wanted to do it, but it's like a pipe dream for me, you know? And then, you said it, you change your dreams, and then you grow up. Maybe I'm one of those people, and I'm not supposed to. And I can go back to school, and I can find something else I'm supposed to do. Cause I left to do that, and it's been six years, and I don't want to do it anymore.

Sebastian Why?

Mia Why what?

Sebastian Why don't you want to do it anymore?

Mia Cause I think it hurts a little bit too much.

Sebastian You're a baby.

Mia I'm not a baby. I'm trying to grow up.

Sebastian You are. You're crying like a baby.

Mia Oh, my God.

Sebastian You have an audition tomorrow at 5:30. I'll be out front at 8:00 A.M. You'll be out front or not, I don't know.

Zombieland

A Playful Exchange on Courage and Attraction

Columbus You think so?

Wichita Yeah. I mean you got the guts of a guppy but I could hit that.

Wichita Or at least give you the intentional walk to first.

Columbus So until next time

Bugonia

The Blurred Line Between Lies and Truth

Teddy Lies.

Michelle Truth. What's the difference?

The Amazing Spider-Man 2

A Call for Perspective and Responsibility

Gwen Stacy This is bigger than you, Peter.

Bugonia

Adjusting Work Hours for Flexibility

Michelle The 5:30 thing.

Corey Uh-huh?

Michelle Look, I know you sent the e-mail already, but I need you to let everyone know that they're free to leave at 5:30 from now on, starting today, okay? But do it in a way that's, you know, what we talked about.

Corey Yeah, of course.

Michelle We need to send the message that we have a new culture here now. Where people should, of course, feel free to leave at 5:30 and be with their families. No one is going to be overworked like in the past. No more unpleasant incidents. But, of course, it's not compulsory. And obviously, if people still have work to do, they should absolutely stay and continue to work. But it's not strictly enforced. Although we still do want to meet quotas. So if we can do that, just remembering, you know, we are running a business here, so "let your conscience guide you" kind of thing. Yeah? Good.

Corey I'll definitely let them know.

Poor Things

A Conversation About Unpleasant Experiences

Duncan Wedderburn Bella!

[''After she spits out her food'']

Bella Baxter Why keep it in my mouth if it is revolting?

Kitty I've said that before to Gerald.

[''She laughs'']

The House Bunny

Learning to Meet Guys Together

Natalie Shelley knows how to meet guys, hence, we will learn how to meet guys.

Shelley Yeah, hence!

Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Unexpected Surprises in Physical Appearance

Hannah Will you take off your shirt... fuck! Seriously? It's like you're Photoshopped!

[to Jacob]

Easy A

Critique of Life Choices and Expectations

Marianne Looks like someone's on a downward spiral.

[stapling papers]

Olive Looks like someone's practicing the mundane activity she'll be saddled with the rest of her pathetic life.

Easy A

The Value of Documenting Everyday Thoughts

Mr Griffith I don't know what your generation's fascination is with documenting your every thought...but I can assure you, they're not all diamonds. "Roman is having an OK day, and bought a Coke Zero at the gas station. Raise the roof." Who gives a rat's ass?

Olive He got a Coke Zero again? Oh that Roman, incorrigible.

La La Land

Defiance in Conversation Between Sebastian and Mia

Sebastian Fuck em!

Mia That's what you always say.

[mildly amused]

The Amazing Spider-Man 2

Embracing Hope Amidst Life's Challenges

Gwen Stacy It's easy to feel hopeful on a beautiful day like today, but there will be dark days ahead of us, too. There will be days when you feel alone, and that is when hope is needed most. No matter how buried it gets or how lost you feel, you must promise me that you will hold onto hope. Keep it alive. We have to be greater than what we suffer. My wish for you is to become hope - people need that. And even if we fail, what better way is there to live? As we look around here today, at all the people who helped make us who we are, I know it feels like we are saying goodbye, but we will carry a piece of each other into everything that we do next, to remind us of who we are and who we are meant to be.

The Favourite

A Return from Hell

Abigail My dear friend and cousin, how good to see you've returned from...

Lady Sarah Hell. I'm sure you shall pass through it one day.

The Favourite

Flattery and Tension Between Two Characters

Abigail You're so beautiful.

Queen Anne Stop it, you mock me.

Abigail I do not. If I were a man, I would ravish you!

The House Bunny

Understanding Different Approaches to Romantic Interest

Shelley I don't think he likes me. He didn't fall for any of my tricks.

Natalie That's impossible. Your tricks always work.

Shelley I did sexy. I did other guys want me. I worked every angle in the book but, I don't know, he just stared.

Natalie What if Oliver is one of those guys who wants to have a conversation with a girl before he hooks up with her?

Shelley He's gay?

Easy A

Witty Banter Between Friends Unfolds

Nina Perhaps you should embroider a red "A" on your wardrobe, you abominable tramp.

Olive Perhaps you should get a wardrobe you abominable twat.

Poor Things

Embracing Flaws and Seeking Adventure

Bella Baxter I am Bella Baxter. I am a flawed, experimenting person. I seek outings and adventures. Bella's so much to discover. And there is a world to enjoy, circumnavigate. It is the goal of all to improve, advance, progress, grow.

Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

Unpleasant Surroundings and Flower Preferences

Riggan How did we end up here? This place is horrible... Smells like balls. We don't belong in this shithole. ...Shit. Hey, Sam. Hi, hon.

[as Birdman; Riggan's video message on his computer goes off, breaking his trance; answers the call]

Sam Dad, what kind of... SHUT UP! ...What kind of flowers did you say you wanted?

[turns to yell at flower shop employee; to Riggan]

Riggan Alchemillas, or something that smells nice. You know, something soothing. Listen, I can't...

Sam It all smells like fucking kimchi!

Riggan Okay, something that looks nice. You know, anything but roses, okay?

[sighs]

Sam I hate this job.

Riggan I can't...

[Call drops]

Easy A

High School Reputation and Misunderstandings

Brandon So what's with your new look? It's very whore couture.

Olive Oh, haven't you heard? I'm the new school slut.

Brandon You know, I did hear something. I also heard he was twice your age.

Olive Oh, no no no no. He was a freshman in college.

Brandon I also heard he gave you crabs.

Olive Ew! People suck!

Brandon Tell me about it.

The Amazing Spider-Man 2

Love for Spider-Man and Peter Parker

Gwen Stacy You're Spider-Man, and I love that. But I love Peter Parker more.

La La Land

Conflicting Expectations in Relationships

Sebastian I thought you wanted me to do this, it just sounds like now you don't want me to do it.

Mia What do you mean, I wanted you to do this?

Sebastian This is what you wanted for me.

Mia To be in this band?

Sebastian To be in a band, to have a steady job, you know to be... you know.

Mia Of course, I wanted you to have a steady job so that you could take care of yourself and your life and you could start your club.

Sebastian Yeah, so I'm doing that, so I don't understand like why aren't we celebrating?

Mia Why aren't you starting your club?

Sebastian You said yourself no one wants to go that club. No one wants to go to a club called Chicken on a Stick.

Mia So change the name!

Sebastian Well, no one likes jazz, not even you!

Mia I do like jazz now, because of you!

Sebastian What am I supposed to do? Go back to playing "Jingle Bells" so I can save money for some Shangri-La club no one wants to go to?

Mia People will want to go to it because you're passionate about it and people love what other people are passionate about. You remind people of what they've forgotten.

Sebastian Not in my experience. Anyway, it's time to grow up. You know? This is what I'm doing. If you had a problem, I wish you would've said something earlier, before I signed on the dotted line.

[pause]

Mia You had a dream that you were sticking to, that...

Sebastian This is the dream!

Mia This is not your dream.

Sebastian Guys like me go their whole lives and never do anything that's liked. I'm finally doing something that people enjoy. What is wrong with that?

Mia Why do you care so much about being liked?

Sebastian You're an actress, what are we talking about? Maybe you liked me more when I was a failure because it made you feel better about yourself.

[pause]

Mia Are you kidding?

Sebastian No.

Emma Stone Quotes

Memorable Quotes from Emma Stone

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