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Famke Janssen Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Famke Janssen

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Guest List Confusion Amongst Peers
Evelyn Stockard-Price I gave you a goddamn guest list two pages long. Where the hell are they?
Steven H. Price Shredded. Sorry. Decided to whip up one of my own - a group so hungry for money they'd do anything. I thought you'd be more comfortable with your peers.
Games Have Already Begun in Distress
Evelyn Stockard-Price Well, lookie! Looks like the games have already begun.
Eddie Baker Where is he? WHERE'S PRICE?!
Sara Wolfe No! But I am so fucking far from alright and it's not even funny! Someone or something just tried to drown me in a tank of blood with the size of a buick!
Evelyn Stockard-Price Uh, let me give you a little hint. His initials are S.P.
Steven Price (Heard what Evelyn was talking about and sat up from the couch as Pritchett walks past him) Alright! S.P: As in sorry, Petunia. Because I was with Pritchett this whole time.
Eddie Baker Look at this! Huh? What is this?
[to Price.]
Watson Pritchett That? What just happened to you there... that's nothing. You've just been playing around with a ghost. Wait til somebody lets out the Darkness in this place. That's a whole... that's a whole new bunch of crazy shit. That's... you'll hate that shit.
[turns around]
Sara Wolfe What is this darkness?
Watson Pritchett It! The Thing! The Evil! The rotten core of the bottom of that place! The thing that's gonna kill us all! Death by Corroison: That thing!
Donald W. Blackburn M.D. So, either we spend the night and collect our money, or we try and find a way out of here.
Evelyn Stockard-Price (Smiles) You know me, the more the merrier. I guess somebody better find this game show hostess.
Steven Price Where is she?
Uncertainty Surrounds Missing TV Reporter
Evelyn Stockard-Price You ever find out what happened to that little TV reporter?
Donald W. Blackburn, M.D. No. They never found her
Evelyn Stockard-Price So we don't even know if the little bitch is dead or alive?
Donald W. Blackburn, M.D. But I think Price must have killed her. There's no other explanation.
Evelyn Stockard-Price There's plenty, you moron. For all we know, Steven's got her spying on us right now.
Evelyn Stockard-Price Oh, God. This whole fucking thing's falling apart.
Donald W. Blackburn, M.D. It's not baby, it's not. Somebody's gonna pull the trigger
Evelyn Stockard-Price But nobody has yet, Donald. There not at the breaking point. The bozos have to believe that their lives are in danger
Donald W. Blackburn, M.D. They have your death at his hands. How much more do they need?
Evelyn Stockard-Price But they didn't see it happen. They still have their doubts their confused. What we need is another body. Steven's bloody hands right next to him.
Donald W. Blackburn, M.D. Well how the hell are we gonna do that?
Evelyn Stockard-Price This may sound a little crazy but hear me out.
[laughs]
A Tense Exchange Between Evelyn and Stephen
Evelyn Stockard-Price Get off me, you pervert!
Steven H. Price Congratulations. I don't think Evelyn's said that to anything with testicles, ever.
Evelyn Stockard-Price Very funny, Stephen. Have you?
Unexpected Guests at the Haunted House
Evelyn Stockard-Price Who invited them?
Steven H. Price I don't know, it wasn't me and you say it wasn't you, who then, Evelyn? Ghosts?
Evelyn Stockard-Price Ooh, spooky.
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Stryker's Plan for Cerebro Unveiled
Magneto His name is Colonel William Stryker, and he invaded your mansion for one purpose; he wanted Cerebro, or enough of it to build one of his own.
Dr. Jean Grey But that doesn't make any sense. Stryker would need the Professor to operate it.
Magneto Which I think is the only reason my old friend is still alive.
Storm Oh, my God...
[She, Jean, and Magneto exchange worried looks]
Wolverine What are you all so afraid of?
Magneto While Cerebro is working, Charles's mind is connected to every living person on the planet. If he were forced to concentrate hard enough on a particular group - let's say, mutants, for example - he could kill us all.
Storm Wait a minute. How would Stryker even know where to find Cerebro in the first place?
[incredulously]
Magneto Because I told him. I helped Charles build it, remember? Mr. Stryker has powerful methods of persuasion, even against a mutant as strong as Charles.
[ashamed]
Jean Grey So who is this Stryker, anyway?
Magneto He's a military scientist. He spent his whole life trying to solve the mutant problem'. If you want a more intimate perspective, why don't you ask Wolverine? You don't remember, do you? William Stryker: The only other man I know who can manipulate adamantium. The metal on your bones. It carries his signature.
[to Wolverine]
Wolverine But the Professor—
Magneto The Professor trusted you were smart enough to discover this on your own. He gives you more credit than I do.
Shared Passions and Rising to Challenges
Bond It appears we share the same passions. Three, anyway.
Xenia Onatopp I count two: motoring and, uh, baccarat. I hope the third is where your real talent lies.
[sees Bond reveal a losing hand]
Bond One rises to meet a challenge.
A Father's Decision Amidst Trauma
David We're going to move, out of state - country.
Katherine What about Emily? This is a traumatic time for her. I think it's important she stays here and works through this.
David No. Here, she's flooded with memories. Right now, I need to be a full-time dad.
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The Nature of Evolution and Mutation
Jean Grey Mutation: it is the ] to our ]. It is how we have evolved from a single-celled organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow, normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few hundred millennia, evolution leaps forward.
[[key; [evolution]
B.N.S. and its Playful Interpretation
Rachel I'm with B.N.S.
Kelly Robinson Yeah, what's B.N.S. stand for? Bitch that Needs some Slapping?
Concerns Over Mutant Abilities and Safety
Senator Robert Kelly I have here a list of names of identified mutants living right here in the ].
[[United States]
Jean Grey Senator–
Kelly Here's a girl in Illinois who can walk through walls. Now what's to stop her from walking into a bank vault, or the White House, or into their houses?
[gestures toward the gallery]
Grey Senator, please–
Kelly And there are even rumors, Miss Grey, of mutants so powerful that they can enter our minds and control our thoughts, taking away our ]-given free will. Now I think the American people deserve the right to decide if they want their children to be in school with mutants. To be taught by mutants! Ladies and gentlemen, the truth is that mutants are very real, and that they are among us. We must know who they are, and above all, what they can do!
[[God]
Preparing for Guests and Managing Tensions
Steven H. Price Come on honey, let's go down and meet your guests.
Evelyn Stockard-Price You go ahead darling, I'm just going to run scolding. Hot water over the places you just touched me.
A Request for Discretion
Rachel Don't tell anyone.
The Terrifying Nature of Ottoia
Canton The Ottoia are very crafty. They hide in burrows. They catch their victims with spiny living tentacles. Then they crush them between their massive jaws.
Trillian St. James Then they eat you, right?
Canton No, they drink you. They drink you alive. Sucking all the fluids out of the body before excreting the skeletal remains.
Woman Oh my god!
A Brief Exchange Between Evelyn and Steven
Evelyn Stockard-Price And where are you off to, Mr. Price? Checking the wiring on the animatronic mummies?
Steven H. Price I'm just gonna go take a leak, if it's okay with you.
The Nature of Control in Relationships
Worm Can you believe that? She's really got him by the balls.
Petra Is that so bad?
Worm Depends on the grip.
Love and Money in a Failing Marriage
Evelyn Stockard-Price Oh Steven you poor clueless old geek, all it would have taken was a simple divorce and ripping our prenup into tiny itsy bitsy little pieces, but no matter how it ended please just know one thing, from the first moment I laid eyes on you I have always, always loved... your money. On the other hand just the sight of you has made me want to puke.
Steven H. Price Is that a fact princess? I mean you could have saved us all a great deal of time not to mention money if you'd have just let me in on it years ago.
Steven H. Price You must be kidding me, I'm Steven goddamn Price.
[trying to talk]
Steven H. Price Anything angel just speak it.
Evelyn Stockard-Price What are you going to do?
Steven H. Price Just what you wanted everyone here to believe in the first place, I'm gonna murder you, Evelyn, with the greatest of pleasure.
Steven H. Price You're already dead, Evelyn.
[grabbing her by her hair and pulling her up off the floor]
Steven H. Price Happy birthday baby!
Understanding Children's Imaginary Friends
Katherine It's not unusual for a child to create an imaginary friend.
Desperation in a Haunted House
Eddie Baker There's gotta be a way out of here! Someway! (Looks at Pritchett) Pritchett!
Eddie Baker (Smacks bottle away from Pritchett's hands and the bottle was dropped accidentally smashed on the floor) I'M TALKING TO YOU!
Eddie Baker (Points finger at Pritchett) Watch it!
Sara Wolfe I'm trying to figure out who or what Melissa was taping when she disappeared.
Eddie Baker Right, then where will we be?
Watson Pritchett Out of Scotch, thanks to you, Ass!
Sara Wolfe Hey, I think I got something!
Evelyn Stockard-Price Bravo! Bravo! I know it's not too kind to ask the magician how he did it. Clever minds are too desperate to know. Just what did happen to little Miss Marr?
Steven Price (Turns to face his wife) Asking the wrong guy.
Evelyn Stockard-Price I mean did she staged it all for you and then go hide? Or did you just flat out and kill the little bitch?!
Steven Price I propose you the same question.
Steven Price If I have one, Evelyn. Whom do you think?
Steven Price If you think that's gonna do the trick? Do you, Tulip! I will never give you a loaded gun!
Steven Price Jesus!
Evelyn Stockard-Price (Mockingly) Funky old house, ain't it?
Evelyn Stockard-Price Friends, your hostess is now going to retire for what's left of the night. If you need me, I'll be upstairs in my bedroom. Not if much as anyone as peeps in the keyhole, I'm gonna empty this thing into their fucking head!
Steven Price Oh, come on! I loaded them with blanks. Even if I were gonna... murder my wife, I would rather do it in a abandoned house.
Eddie Baker (Eddie remembered what Sara had mentioned) Here! Take this!
Eddie Baker What good is a million dollars when you're dead?
Sara Wolfe Okay, Let's find a way out of here!
Eddie Baker Right!
Donald W. Blackburn M.D. I'm gonna try and find Miss Marr.
Watson Pritchett And I better find me something to drink.
Evelyn Reflects on Melissa's Discovery
Evelyn Stockard-Price Guess old Melissa found what she was looking for.
Love and Accusations in Dark Humor
Evelyn Stockard-Price Stephen, if you really love me, you'll find a way to drop dead in the next second.
Steven H. Price Oh but baby, finding ways for me to die is really your thing. Let's not forget the ] knife with the not-so-retractable blade, the ] which was exactly that.
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Evelyn Stockard-Price Accidents, all accidents until proven otherwise.
Undetectable Switchblade's Stealthy Features Explained
Rachel The switchblade is undetectable through radar, infra red, even the human eye.
Understanding Wolverine's Adamantium Skeleton and Mutation
Jean Grey The metal is an alloy called adamantium. Supposedly indestructible. It's surgically grafted onto his entire skeleton.
Storm How could he have survived a procedure like that?
Grey His mutation. He has uncharted regenerative capability, which enable him to heal rapidly. It also makes his age impossible to determine. He could very well be older than you, Professor.
Cyclops Who did this to him?
Grey He doesn't know nor can he remember anything about his life before it happened.
Professor Xavier Experimentation on mutants. It's not unheard of, but I have never seen anything like this before.
Routine Check Between Mother and Daughter
Katherine Did you do your homework?
Emily Yes.
Katherine Did you brush your teeth?
Emily Yes.
Katherine Good.
Critique of an Author's Early Works
Bonnie Apparently his first two books...
Lee They were obliterated. I got the 3 esses: self-indulgent, sophomoric, solipsistic...
The Art of Provocation in Conversation
Rachel There's one thing that will always make a man talk.
Alexander Scott Cutting... my belt?