Jared LetoQuotes

Skeletor: You may have the power, but you're too scared to use it.

Skeletor: They call me a devil, but I mean to be a god!

Skeletor: I am the villain. And mmm, does it feel good!

Skeletor: The universe shall quake in my shadow!

Jack Hayes: Can we just have 15 minutes of fun in our fucking miserable lives?

Pilot Kelson: Famous last words...

Jack Hayes: Pop quiz.

Pilot Kelson: Go.

Jack Hayes: How much I owe you for helping me out?

Pilot Kelson: A gazillion.

Jack Hayes: Who's the major old-school happener?

Pilot Kelson: [''Slurred''] Pi... lot.

Jack Hayes: How much longer we a team?

Pilot Kelson: Forever.

Jack Hayes: Beep... perfect score, gold star.

Pilot Kelson: Pop Quiz.

Jack Hayes: No.

Pilot Kelson: Come on. It's a quick one.

Jack Hayes: Go.

Pilot Kelson: What is 1,056 dicks?

Jack Hayes: A lot of dicks.

Pilot Kelson: [[w:fellatio|blowjobs] Beep. Perfect Score. Gold star. We haven't begun calculating ] yet. Oh!

Jack Hayes: [''As he has raw sex with Jilly Miranda''] Jack and Jilly went up the hilly to fetch a pale of water!

Junior: Any other schoolyard bullshit you wanna settle, or can we get the fuck back to work?

Raoul: Don't you take no tone with me, jerkwad, cause I'll shove it up your ass and snap it off.

Junior: [[Elmore Leonard] You know what? You're a bus driver, Raoul! You live in Flatbush! So don't start spouting some ] bullshit you just heard because I saw that movie too.

Junior: How do we get in to that room?

Raoul: [Burnham laughs] Hey! What is funny about this?... Is this shit funny to you?

Burnham: Well, I spent the last 12 years of my life building these rooms specifically to keep out people like us.

Junior: It's all so ironic and amusing, okay? Now, how do we get in?

Dr. Michael Morbius: We don't have much time left. This could be our last chance.

Dr. Michael Morbius: There's something inside of me that wants to hunt and consume blood.

Dr. Michael Morbius: I'd do anything to save a life, but I don’t know what I’m capable of.

Dr. Michael Morbius: If you're gonna run, do it now.

Dr. Michael Morbius: How far are we allowed to go, to fix something that's broken?

Dr. Michael Morbius: We have to push the boundaries, take the risks. Without that, there is no science. No medicine.

Dr. Michael Morbius: I went from dying to feeling more alive than ever.

Dr. Michael Morbius: [[Venom (film)|I... Am... Venom!] ] I'm just kidding. It's Doctor Michael Morbius, at your service.

John Lennon: [signing an album for Mark David Chapman] Is that all?

Mark David Chapman: [stunned and shaky] Yeah. Thanks.

John Lennon: You sure? That's all?

Mark David Chapman: Yes. That's all. Thanks, John.

John Lennon: You're welcome.

Jude: The human mind. The human mind is an incredible thing. Once its mind's made up, it can do anything.

Jude: [referring to Hawaii] Then maybe I'll go.

Mark David Chapman: No no not maybe, not maybe. You've got to decide in your mind that you will.

Mark David Chapman: Good morning, do you know if John Lennon is coming out today? I... I got his new album, and I was hoping to get his autograph.

Second Doorman: I can't help you.

Mark David Chapman: [after a pause] Look, I understand, I know how it is, but I've been waiting for two days already, and it's just... I really want to meet him.

Second Doorman: The thing is I'm not the regular doorman here, so I don't know much about John Lennon.

Mark David Chapman: I knew it. I knew it, I knew it was something like that. Hah!

Jude: We were going to see a movie, wanna come?

Mark David Chapman: [snorts with laughter] No. I can't stand the movies. They're just so phony.

Mark David Chapman: You like rock & roll?

Cabbie #2: Yeah.

Mark David Chapman: You like the Beatles?

Cabbie #2: Sure I do.

Mark David Chapman: You were taking pictures.

Paul: Right here.

Mark David Chapman: Did you take one of me and John? Did you? Did you?

Paul: I think I might have.

Mark David Chapman: Oh my God. Oh my God. I'd do anything for that picture. I'll pay you fifty dollars for it.

Paul: Okay man, relax.

Mark David Chapman: Everyone needs something, to find something. Everyone is cracked and broken. You have to find something to fix you, to give you what you need, to take you away and make you whole.

Mark David Chapman: I'm too vulnerable for a world full of pain and lies.

Mark David Chapman: [two loud pops are heard and Yoko stars screaming] Hey, John!

Mark David Chapman: [shaking five-year-old Sean Lennon's hand] I flew all the way across the ocean from Hawaii, and it is an honour to meet you, Mr. Lennon.

Mark David Chapman: I knew I was gonna do something big, I just didn't know if it was good or bad.

Mark David Chapman: [staring at himself in the mirror] I *am* Holden.

Mark David Chapman: This is not a coincidence.

Mark David Chapman: I could feel it in my bones, that I'd never see this hotel room again.

Mark David Chapman: Take me somewhere nice. Not too expensive, just nice.

Mark David Chapman: [ordering a prostitute] I'll tip her well if she doesn't talk.

Mark David Chapman: [whispering into the phone] I am gonna kill John Lennon .

Mark David Chapman: I believe in Holden Caulfield. And in the book, and what he was saying, what he was saying to a lost generation of phony people.

The Joker: [footage from the unreleased Ayer Cut] You should be ashamed of yourself.

The Joker: [intensely to Harley after rescuing her and bringing her onto the helicopter, from the unreleased Ayer Cut; '''Harley Quinn''': [smile drops, confused] The shit that I do for you! Puddin'?] We're gonna talk.

The Joker: [to Harley] I am not someone who is loved. I'm an idea. State of mind. I execute my will according to my plan and you, Doctor, are not part of my plan.

The Joker: [to Monster T] Are you sweet talking me?

The Joker: [trailer only] I can't wait to show you my toys!

Rayon's Father: Well, I suppose I should thank you for wearing men's clothes and not embarrassing me.

Rayon: [sarcastically] are you ashamed of me Because I hadn't realized that?

Rayon's Father: Oh God,help me...

Rayon: He is helping you, I have AIDS!

Rayon: This guy says that the Florida Buyers Club is cheaper.

Ron Woodroof: Well then, tell him to go back to the FUCKIN SUNSHINE STATE!

Rayon: I'm Rayon.

Ron Woodroof: Congratulations... fuck off and go back to your bed.

Rayon: [to Ron] I've been looking for you, lone star.

Rayon: You know what? You don't deserve my money, you homophobic asshole.

Bateman: [[w:Huey Lewis and the News|Huey Lewis and the News] You like ]?

Paul Allen: They're OK.

Bateman: [[w:Sports (Huey Lewis and the News album)|Sports; [w:Elvis Costello|Elvis Costello] Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when ] came out in 83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to ], but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humour.

Paul Allen: Hey Halberstram.

Bateman: Yes, Allen?

Paul Allen: Why are there copies of the Style section all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?

Bateman: No, Allen.

Paul Allen: Is that a rain coat?

Bateman: [[w:Fore!|Fore!; [w:Hip to be Square|Hip to be Square; rapidly, as if agitated; raises axe above head] Yes it is! In 87, Huey released this, ], their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "]", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself. Hey Paul!

Bateman: [as he begins to hack Allen to death with the axe] TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU FUCKING BASTARD!

Niander Wallace: Pain reminds you the joy you felt was real. More joy, then.

Niander Wallace: All the courage in the world cannot alter fact.

Niander Wallace: It was very clever to keep yourself empty of information, and all it cost you was everything.

Niander Wallace: [[seed; [Heaven; [Eden] That barren pasture. Empty, and salted. The dead space between the stars. Right here. And this is the ] that we must change for ]. I cannot breed them. So help me, I have tried. We need more Replicants than can ever be assembled. Millions, so we can be trillions more. We could storm ] and retake her.

Ares: The User is indisposed, hold extraction until further directive.

Athena: Indisposed?

Ares: Correct.

Athena: Define "indisposed".

Ares: He's stuck in traffic. No. He's at the opera. He's standing on the top of Mount Fuji in a pair of green socks playing "Pistol Packin Mama" on the mandolin. I gave you an order. The creator is indisposed. Hold extraction until we receive further directive. Do I make myself clear?

Athena: Yes, sir.

Ares: Dear Eve. Since I last saw you, I've been living what they call "off-grid", pun intended. In my travels, I've seen incredible things. Despite its wonder and beauty, I've come to realize that life is... Well, it's hard to put in a nutshell. Some days, I find myself wondering where I will be a hundred years from now and how others like me might fit into that future. I feel like I might not be alone with these questions. For now, I don't think the world is quite ready to meet me, but I am meeting the world. And so, when that introduction finally comes, as a good friend of mine once said, "Maybe what emerges from the unknown won't be so scary after all". Until we meet again, your friend, Ares.

Ares: Well, the world needs you, Eve. The Grid needs you. Y'know, it's funny, permanence. A wise man once told me it should've been called the Impermanence Code. I guess that's the thing about life; there's nothing quite permanent about it.

Ares: I can't put my love of Depeche Mode into words. It's just a... a feeling.

Ares: Depeche Mode. Number eight on the UK singles chart, 1982. I find their brand of peppy, catchy, tireless and true 80's electropop to be... deeply invigorating.

Ares: We are one-hundred percent expendable.

Ares: [trailer only] I'm looking for something, something I do not understand.