Memorable Quotes from Joe Manganiello
3 quotesPilgrimage to Myrtle Beach for Convention
Big Dick Richie
Tomorrow, we start the pilgrimage to Myrtle Beach for the convention!
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Defining Identity as Male Entertainers
Mike
Look, I love you guys. This trip has been ridiculous and amazing. So please, do not make me give the whole "It's not about how we go out there and do it together" speech that I just gave you. What are you? You're not a fireman.
Big Dick Richie
I'm a male entertainer.
Mike
Oh yeah, what are we?
Big Dick Richie, Salvador, Tarzan
Male entertainers.
Rome
Hey, hey, hey, hold that up. Look, it's not bro time, it's show time. Are you guys ready?
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Being Present in the Moment
Big Dick Richie
Is this, uh, is this how the whole trip is going to be? You're going to be on this thing the whole time?
Mike
Are you kidding? Relax, I've got a bunch of orders just came in. The guys at the shop are just freaking out.
Big Dick Richie
If you're going to be here, be here, man. Be present.
Mike
Okay, I'll be present.
Big Dick Richie
All right, that's it.
Mike
What are you? Yo, what are you doing?
Tito
iPhone went bye phone!
Mike
Are you serious right now? What am I supposed to do? I should chuck your big ass right off this f***ing truck.
Big Dick Richie
That's the Mikey I remember. Look, if you ain't ready to bright it old school this weekend, then you need to hop it off this food truck right now.
Mike
Why do you think I came this weekend?
Big Dick Richie
I don't know, man. It's been a long time. But I do know this, you better be ready to follow my ass down the rabbit hole, brother. I'm talking out of body, baby. Astro-projection! Tobias, we're going to Mad Mary's.
Tobias
Hell yeah!
Big Dick Richie
Nobody, nobody messes with the mojo on the last ride!
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