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Good News Amidst Impending Disaster
Quentin:
Gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. Which would you prefer?
Thick Kevin:
Good news.
Quentin:
Okay. The good news is the engine has exploded and we're all going to die.
Dave:
Hello, Dr Dave, Radio Rock. How is that good news?
Quentin:
I haven't yet told you how we're going to die. That's the bad news.
Simon:
How are we gonna die?
Quentin:
We're going to drown in the freezing waters of the North Sea.
Felicity:
Dearie me.
Quentin:
There is a huge hole in the side of the boat and in an unfortunate development, it transpires that the lifeboats are useless.
Thick Kevin: [to Angus]
Actually, that's quite good for you, isn't it? Cause you can't swim, so you'll die quicker.
Quentin:
Sorry.
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