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Introducing the 2006 Brand New Model
Taglines
The Brand New 2006.
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Debate Over Racing Legend's Past
Lightning McQueen
No, no, no, no, it's true! He's a real racing legend. He's the Fabulous Hudson Hornet!
Flo
Fabulous? I've never seen Doc drive more than 20 miles an hour. I mean, have you ever seen him race?
McQueen
No, but I wish I could. They say that he was amazing. He won three Piston Cups!
Mater
He did WHAT in his cup?!
[spits out oil that he's drinking]
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The Joys and Trials of Adventure
Lightning McQueen
FREEDOM!
Mater
Maybe I should've... hooked him up to Bessie and then... then took the boot off.
[Doc Hudson glares at him]
Lightning McQueen
Woo-hoo! Goodbye Radiator Springs, and goodbye Bessie! California, here I come! Oh feel that wind... Yes! No... no... no no no! Out of gas?! How could I be out of gas?!
[driving away from Radiator Springs; Continues speeding away; Engine begins to sputter; Stops right in front of the Sheriff and Sally Carrera]
Sheriff
Boy, we ain't as dumb as you think we are.
[Chuckles]
Lightning McQueen
Bu-bu-but... but hhhhow did-?
Sally Carrera
We siphoned your gas while you were passed out. Kachow!
[Does Lightning's bid maneuver]
Lightning McQueen
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[Sheriff chuckles and Lightning huffs in defeat]
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Chick Hicks Celebrates His Victory in Racing
Chick Hicks
I am not coming in behind you again, old man!
Chick Hicks
YEAH! Woo-hoo! I won, baby! Yeah!
Flo
What's he up to, Doc?
The King
What're you doin', kid?
McQueen
I think The King should finish his last race.
The King
You just gave up the Piston Cup, you know that?
McQueen
Ah, this grumpy old race car I know once told me something: It's just an empty cup.
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Doc Hudson Demands Justice for His Town
Doc Hudson
All right, I wanna know who's responsible for wrecking my town, Sheriff. I want his hood on a platter! I'm gonna put him in jail til he rots. No, check that... I'm gonna put him in jail til the jail rots on top of him, then I'm gonna move him to a new jail and let that jail rot. I'm - Throw him outta here, Sheriff! I want him out of my courtroom. I want him out of our town! Case dismissed.
[finally spots Lightning]
Lightning McQueen
Yes!
Mater
Boy, I'm pretty good at this lawyerin stuff!
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Lightning McQueen Prepares for the Race
Lightning McQueen
Okay, here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed. One winner, forty-two losers. I eat losers for breakfast. Breakfast? Wait, maybe I should have had breakfast? A little breaky could be good for me- No, no, no, stay focused. Speed. I'm faster than fast, quicker than quick! I am Lightning!
[concentrating; screen then shows some race cars whizzing past on a racetrack, then goes back to dark again; screen then shows Lightning from the back of his left side as his car accelerates and gains on a race car, then the screen goes dark again; screen then shows race cars whizzing along the racetrack as the camera moves to the right, then goes dark again]
Mack
Hey, Lightning, you ready?
[pounds on his trailer door]
Lightning McQueen
Oh, yeah. Lightning's ready.
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Embrace the Journey of Life
Taglines
Life is a Journey, Enjoy the Trip.
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New Movie Smell Experience
Taglines
Ahhh... it's got that new movie smell.
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The Legacy of Dedication in Cars
Dedication
](1960—2005)
[[w:Joe Ranft|Joe Ranft]
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A Departure Before the Race
Mater
He's done? He must've finished it while we were all sleepin'.
Doc Hudson
Good riddance.
[turns around and drives off]
Flo
He's gone?
Sarge
Well, we wouldn't want him to miss that race of his.
[Sally drives off sadly.]
Ramone
Oh, dude, are you crying?
[hears Sheriff sniffling]
Sheriff
No, I'm happy! I don't have to watch him every second of the day anymore! I'm glad he's gone!
[feigning anger; Red speeds away sobbing, upset at the Sheriff's remarks and knocks down a stack of tires]
Lightning McQueen
What's wrong with Red?
[appearing out of nowhere]
Mater
Oh, he's just sad cause you left town and went to your big race to win the Piston Cup that you always dreamed about your whole life, and get that big ol sponsor, and that fancy helicopter you was talkin about. Wait a minute! I knowed you wouldn't leave without saying goodbye!
[completely oblivious to Lightning's presence, while everyone gasps; gasps; everyone (except Sheriff) laughs]
Sheriff
What're you doin here, son? You're gonna miss your race! Don't worry- I'll give you a police escort and we'll make up the time.
Lightning McQueen
Thanks, Sheriff, but I don't think I'm ready to leave just yet.
Sheriff
Well- why not?
Lightning McQueen
I'm not sure if these- tires- can get me all the way to California.
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Lightning and Thunder Clash Over the Piston Cup
Chick Hicks
The Piston Cup? It's mine, dude. It's mine. Hey fellas, how do you think I'd look in Dinoco Blue? Dinoco Blue! Ah ha ha ha!
[pauses]
Lightning McQueen
In your dreams, Thunder.
Hicks
Yeah, right. "Thunder"? What's he talking about, "thunder"?
McQueen
Oh, you know, cause Thunder always comes after Lightning! Ka-ping! Ka-pow!
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Cars Communicate Through Their Performance
Taglines
Our cars speak for themselves.
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The Benefits of Organic Fuel Discussed
Lightning McQueen
This organic fuel is great! Why haven't I heard about it before?
Fillmore
It's a conspiracy, man! The oil companies have got a grip on the Government!! They're feeding us a bunch of lies, man!
McQueen
Okay, I'll take a case!
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Recognition and Dismissal in Racing Dynamics
McQueen
Doc, hold it! Seriously, your driving's incredible!
Doc
Wonderful. Now go away.
[sarcastically]
McQueen
Hey, I mean it. You've still got it!
Hudson
I'm asking you to leave.
McQueen
Come on. I'm a racecar, you're... a much older racecar, but under the hood, you and I are the same!
Doc
We are NOT the same! Understand? Now, get out!
McQueen
How could a car like you quit at the top of your game?!
Doc
You think I quit?
[shocked; shows Lightning an old newspaper]
McQueen
Right... your big wreck in 54.
Doc
They quit on me. When I finally got put together, I went back expecting a big welcome. You know what they said? "You're history." Moved right on to the next rookie standing in line. There was a lot left in me. I never got a chance to show em. I keep that to remind me never to go back. I just never expected that that world would... would find me here.
[defeated]
McQueen
Hey look, Doc, I'm not them.
Doc
Oh yeah?
McQueen
No, I'm not.
Doc
When is the last time you cared about something except yourself, hot rod? You name me one time. And I will take it all back. Uh-huh? I didn't think so. These are good folk around here, who care about one another. I don't want em depending on someone they can't count on.
[Lightning looks defeated since he can't think about the last time, he never cared for someone else; Doc nods knowingly]
McQueen
Oh, like you? You've been here how long, and your friends don't even know who you are? Who's caring about only himself?
[shocked and disgusted]
Doc
Just finish that road and get outta here!
[angrily; drives away while Lightning glares at him]
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Mater's Nostalgic Memory of Doreen
Mater
You know I used to know this girl Doreen? She had a body that was just like a Jaguar. Only she was a truck! I used to crash into her just so I could spoke to her.
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Start Your Engines: A Racing Call to Action
Taglines
Start your engines.
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The Journey Matters More Than the Destination
Taglines
It's not the destination. It's the journey.
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Life Beyond the Race Track
Taglines
A race car in a place where there's no pit crew... only Route 66 residents.
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Reunion of Friends Amidst Chaos
Mack
YOU'RE HERE! Thank the manufacturer, you're alive!
Lightning McQueen
Mack?!
Mack
You're here! I can't believe it! You are a sight for sore headlights! I'm so sorry I lost you, boss. I'll make it up to you...
[chuckles]
McQueen
Mack, I-I can't believe you're here!
Harv
Is that the world's fastest racing machine?
McQueen
Is that Harv?
Mack
Yeah, he's in the back.
[Lightning drives off]
Houser Boon
Show us the bolt!
Mack
Get back, you oil-thirsty PARASITES!
Boon
Where's the old McQueen?!
Mack
Actually, this is my good side here.
McQueen
Harv! Harv! Harv?
[Mack's trailer door opens]
Harv (US)
Kid, I'm over here!
Harv (UK)
Oi! I'm over here!
McQueen
How you doin', buddy?
Harv
My star client disappears off the face of the earth! How do you think I'm doing?!
McQueen
Harv, I can explain...
Harv (US)
I'm doing great! You're everywhere, baby, radio, TV, the papers! You can't buy this kind of publicity! What do you need me for?! That's just a figure of speech, by the way, you signed a contract. Where are you?! I can't even find you on my GPS.
Harv (UK)
I'm doing great, you're everywhere, radio, TV, papers! You can't buy this kind of publicity! What do you need me for?! Uh, oh, that is just a figure of speech obviously I mean, you did sign a contract. But where are you?! I can't even find you on my sat nav!
McQueen
I'm in this little town called Radiator Springs. You know Route 66? It's still here!
Harv (US)
Yeah, that's great, kid. Playtime is over, pal. While the world's been trying to find you, Dinoco has had no one to woo. Who are they gonna woo?
Harv (UK)
Yeah, yeah, that's great, but listen, mate, playtime is over. While the world's been trying to find you, Dinoco has had no one to woo. Who are they gonna woo?
McQueen
Chick...
Harv
Bingo, in fact, check out what's on the plasma right now.
[shows news report]
Cameramen
Show us the thunder!
Chick
You want thunder? You want thunder?! Ka-chicka, ka-chicka! Ka-chicka!
McQueen
Hey, that's my bit!
Harv (US)
You've gotta get to Cali, pronto! Just get out of Radiation Stinks now, or Dinoco is history, you hear me?
Harv (UK)
You've gotta get to LA, pronto! Just get out of Radiation Stinks now, or Dinoco is history, seriously!
McQueen
Just give me a second here, Harv.
Harv (US)
No, no, wait, where are you going?! Get in the trailer, baby! Kid, you wa... You want a bigger trailer?!
Harv (UK)
No, no, no, no! Hey, wait, where are you going?! Get in the trailer!
McQueen
Sally, I... I want you to... Look, I wish... Ahhhh.
[sees Sally]
Sally
Thank you. Thanks for everything.
McQueen
Ah. Haha. It just a road.
Sally
No. It was much more than that.
Mack
Hey, kid! We gotta go! Harv's goin CRAZY! He's gonna have me fired if I don't get you in the truck right now!
McQueen
Mack, just... hold it for...
Sally
You should go.
McQueen
I know, but...
Sally
Good luck in California. I hope you find what you're looking for.
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A Lesson in Racing Skills
Doc Hudson
Well, you sure ain't no dirt boy.
Lightning McQueen
Not today, old man! I know all your tricks! Doc! Doc?
[Doc suddenly swerves off the track; McQueen looks for him]
Doc Hudson
Yee-hah! Not all my tricks, rookie!
[jumping over Lightning's head and back onto the track]
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Support and Friendship in Challenging Times
Mack
Hey, kid! You all right?
Lightning McQueen
I don’t know, Mack. I…I…
Doc Hudson
I didn’t come all this way to see you quit.
[takes over for Mack on the headset]
Lightning McQueen
Doc? Guys, you're here! I can't believe this!
[sees Radiator Springs crew at the pit stop]
Doc Hudson
I knew you needed a crew chief, but I didn't know it was this bad.
McQueen
I thought you said you'd never come back.
Hudson
Well, I really didn't have a choice. Mater didn't get to say goodbye.
Mater
Goodbye!!! Okay, I'm good.
[yelling into the microphone]
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