30 quotes
A Moment of Uncertainty and Surprise
Chev Chelios
Did I just drop some change... ...or did I hear a chink?
[''Catches up with Johnny Vang after chase''; ''grabs Johnny Vang by neck'']
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A Plan to Keep Chev Chelios Alive
Chico
No. We need his ass alive. Chev Chelios. Let's save some bullets, dude.
[''To his gang hitmen posse'']
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Desire for a sticky connection
Ria
You want sticky me?
[''Starts humping Chev'']
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Friendship and Loyalty in Crank: High Voltage
Don Kim
Your friend ].
[''To Chev, about Venus after getting ejected from vehicle after [[w:Psychogenic non-epileptic seizure|suffering a seizure attack; [w:Effeminacy|has the gay condition; ''Laughs'']
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A Disturbing Conversation About Heart Removal
Doc Miles
Hello, Doc Miles.
[''Answers phone'']
Chev Chelios
Yeah, Doc. It's Chev.
Doc Miles
Jesus H. Chelios! You've gotta be kidding me!
[Doc Miles spews his drink and ice shaking his head rapidly]
Chev Chelios
Listen, I'm deadly fuckin serious, Doc. These Triad motherfuckers cut out my fuckin heart and ].
[[w:Artificial heart|put in one of those plastic artificial jobs]
Doc Miles
You got an artificial heart?
Chev Chelios
Do you think I'm having a fuckin laugh?!
Doc Miles
No-No-No, but you got to admit, it's a little out there, dude.
Chev Chelios
Yeah, you take your fuckin time, Doc.
Doc Miles
You don't have any time, if you've got an artificial heart. They're not designed to keep you alive more than a couple days while you're waitin on a transplant. And don't do anything strenuous.
Chev Chelios
Yeah, sure, Doc. No problem. So what's my next fuckin move?
Doc Miles
Well, we got to get a real heart put back in you preferably your own.
Chev Chelios
I'm on it.
Doc Miles
Okay, you're on it.
Chev Chelios
Doc! Jesus fucking Christ!
Doc Miles
I'm-I'm sorry. Sorry. Does-Does-- Let me-- Does that thing have a a-a-a a belt battery pack?
Chev Chelios
Check.
Doc Miles
How many bars are showing?
Chev Chelios
One.
Doc Miles
Shit. That's better than none, I guess. Look, what they did you with is an Avicor Total Artificial Heart. It's got an internal battery that'll pick up once the belt battery dies. It's like a reserve tank. Once the internal battery takes over, you got one fuckin hour. The internal battery charges wirelessly through its transcutaneous energy transfer system. Two coils, there's one internal, one external that transmit the, uh, magnetic force across the skin without piercing the surface. The internal coil receives power and sends it to the controller device. Is this makin any fuckin sense to you, Chevy?
Chev Chelios
It's fucking Greek, Doc.
Doc Miles
Greek. Look, you got to keep your body electrically charged to keep that piece of shit pumpin'.
Chev Chelios
Copy that.
Doc Miles
Hey, Chev.
Chev Chelios
Yeah.
Doc Miles
I'm stoked you're alive, dude.
Chev Chelios
I'll get back to you, Doc.
Doc Miles
Yeah, well, y- Call me.
Chev Chelios
Fuck!
Cholo
Hey-Hey-Hey! That's a nice car.
Chev Chelios
I don't suppose you know where the Cypress Social Club is, do you?
Cholo
Man, fuck that shit, puto. Let's race, ese.
Chev Chelios
Don't you tempt me, fucker. What I need from you is directions. Oh, shit. Shit!
[''Chev rams a concret barrier and goes flying through windshield'']
Cholo
Damn, dog. You good, esé?
Chev Chelios
Tiger fucking Woods. Never better. Greatest day of my fucking life. You gents couldnt point me in the direction of the Cypress Social Club, could ya?
Cholo
Well, you ain't too far. You go down Orange for, like, two miles and then you're there, homes.
Chev Chelios
Cool. You mind givin me a jump? Just juice me.
[''Clamps jump cables to his nipples'']
Chev Chelios
Hey, Menudo, where's the fuckin Social Club? Uh, dondé esta La Social Club?
[''They are silent''; ''One points to house'']
Cholo
Buénos nachos, white boy.
Chev
You Johnny Vang?
[''To obese man''; ''Obese man shakes head and Chev slaps him, knocking him out and Chev walks into house, wreaking mayhem, throwing people out windows and prostitutes run out with Johnny Vang running into a vehicle'']
Johnny
Go!
Ria
No sucky fucky for your asshole! Cock suck face! Fag whore! Shrimp dick! BB balls! Chicken fat! What you two faggots looking at?!
[''She climbs up to obese man''; ''Grabs broken bicycle''; ''Rams bicycle repeatedly on man's crotch''; ''Two Triad thugs pull up'']
Cypress Triad Hood #1
Get lost bitch.
Ria
Fuck you! This dude my Kevin Costner! He going to beat you off!
[''To Triad, about Chev'']
Cypress Triad Hood #1
What?!
Chev
Where's Johnny Vang?
Cypress Triad Hood #1
You looking to get your ass killed dog?!
Ria
You ask for it, he's gonna tap your ass!
Chev
Wrong expression.
Cypress Triad Hood #1
You ain't tappin my ass!
[''Points gun'']
Chev
What's that, fucking cunt-onese?! I'd rather stick my dick in a blender!
Ria
Sticky me. Hey! I know where Johnny Vang go!
[''Humping him'']
Chev
Johnny Vang?
Ria
Yes.
Chev
Where?
[''She points down street'']
Ria
Hey, dude, why do you run?! Wait for me!
Chev
Get out of the fucking car! Out!
[''He attempts to carjack a [[w:station wagon|station wagon]
Station wagon driver
Get your own station wagon, asshole! Get the fuck off! Damn!
Chev
Fuck!
Ria
You taking it too fast with me!
Chev
Which way?!
Ria
I want you to take it slow.
Chev
Which way?
Ria
Hey! Hey! You didn't ask name!
Chev
Shut up a minute, for fuck's sake! Where is he?! Johnny Vang?!
Ria
Yes.
[''Points'']
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A Provocative Proposition on the Streets
Poon Dong
Hey, I got five dollars says you blow me for twenty bucks. Oh, stop. Stop right here. Stop right here. Hey, baby. Hey. Hey, baby. How you doing? I'm doing okay, baby. Yeah? How you doing? What you need? You know what I need. Come on. Come on, Daddy.
[''Poon Dong is driven around with him all dressed up and trying to get women's attentions, to Asian women'']
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Objectification in Relationships
Glenda Lansing
He treated me like his hot little whore.
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A Bold Statement of Intent
Male Porn Star
I'm gonna bang that bitch in the back!
[''Referring to Eve while at the pornstar strike'']
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Unbelievable Incident Shakes Busy Intersection
Newscaster
In a story so bizarre I can scarcely believe the event I'm reporting, and yet corroborated by at least a dozen eyewitnesses, a white male apparently fell from the sky above ] today, landed in the middle of a busy intersection, destroying one vehicle and hospitalizing its elderly driver, and then was removed from the scene before emergency personnel could respond. Without a body, the police have yet to piece together the events of a day that can only be described as...implausible. Reports of a second body landing in ] area have yet to be confirmed and are being treated as the bullshit they most likely are.
[[w:downtown Los Angeles|downtown Los Angeles; [w:Boyle Heights|the Boyle Heights]
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A Defiant Response to an Insult
Ria
No ] for you asshole!
[[w:Sexual intercourse|fucky sucky]
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Defiance in the Face of Adversity
Long Beach Nose Punch Triad
] at Chev] You Lost?
[''Taps on Chev's shoulder pointing [[w:Springfield Armory XD|a two tone Springfield XD pistol]
Chev Chelios
Nope.
[''Parries the gun out of the gunman's hand and slams his forearm in his face knocking him out'']
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Medical Discussion About Patient's Fate
Chinese Doctor 1
]/ How long can we keep him alive?
[''Conversing in either [[w:Mandarin|Mandarin; [w:Cantonese|Cantonese]
Chinese Doctor 2
Maybe long time. He die hard with a vengeance.
Chinese Doctor 1
Big Boss need to harvest his cornucopia of organs for later. ], ], ]...
[[w:lungs|Lungs; [w:pancreas|pancreas; [w:bladder|bladder]
Chinese Doctor 2
What comes out next?
Chinese Doctor 1
Boss gave specific order. ] with Chev fully aware of the intentions]
[''Doctor points to a diagram and circles [[w:penis|the reproductive organ]
Nurse
Oh, you big cock English. Strong like horse.
[''Lifts up medical blanket'']
Chev Chelios
Fuck that.
[''He proceeds to brutally assault the two doctors before escaping'']
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Tension in the Operating Room
Chinese Doctor 1
Get your cigarette out of here asshole! We're operating!
[''After Johnny flicks cigarette ash into Chev's open chest'']
Johnny Vang
So sorry.
Chinese Doctor 1
Fuck your mother! I let boss know you shit in Superman's stomach. Dumb ass!
Johnny Vang
I said I was sorry.
[''He laughs and then spits into Chev's chest, with the doctor flying into a rage slamming the instrument tray against Johnny'']
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The Absurdity of Medical Misadventures
Doc Miles
] folly, holds up surgical instruments in ], "] ]".
[''To Poon Dong realizing his [[w:Honey trapping|honey trapping; [w:Medical glove|surgical gloves; [w:Confucius|Confucius say; [w:Karma|Karma's; [w:Life's a Bitch|a bitch]
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Ria's Awareness of Johnny Vang's Location
Ria
I know where Johnny Vang go!
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Dependency in Relationships
Ria
You need me like ], dude!
[''To Chev, [[w:Non-penetrative sex|dry humping him; [w:Whitney Houston|Whitney Houston]
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Confronting a Massive Challenge in Life
Chev Chelios
] in the ] of a Massive homo cunt!
[''Chico [[w:urination|pisses; [w:Wake (physics)|wake; [w:Motorboat|motorboat]
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Pursuing Unusual Circumstances and Characters
Donut Cop
This is a weird scene; we've got pissed off beaver-hoover. I'm in pursuit.
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Questioning Morality and Conscience
Chev Chelios
You pair of sausage nigels! How do you sleep at night?
[''Upon seeing guys using a shock collar on their dog'']
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Betting on Family for a Sure Win
Pepper
I can bet on my grandma's coochie, he's at the horse track!
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Confrontation Over a Missing Dessert
Chev Chelios
Alright, Chow Mein. Who do you work for?!
Shot Gun Triad
Fuck you, Chelios!
[''Chev whacks him with the butt of the shotgun'']
Chev Chelios
Fucking grunt! You found me in quite an unpleasant mood this morning, mate. Now I'm going to ask you this question one time. Who's got my fucking strawberry tart?! Capische?! J- j- j- j- just spit the fucking name out!
[''Dips shotgun barrel in oil, pulls down the thug's pants, makes a face like; I-can't-believe-I'm-going-to-enjoy-doing-this and then brutally rams the shotgun up his anus''; ''Thug looks at him confused and Chev points to his heart while an on-screen subtitle says "strawberry tart=heart"''; ''The thug starts stuttering''; ''Starts further ramming the shotgun in the thug's ass and starts wiggling it'']
Shot Gun Triad
Johnny Vang!
Chev Chelios
Johnny fucking Vang?! JOHNNY FUCKING VANG?! Good boy! Where?!
Shot Gun Triad
Cypress Social Club!
Chev Chelios
Cypress-Cypress Social Club? Now you're sure about that, ain't ya?!
[''Thug nods head'']
Chev Chelios
Good boy! Thanks for coming! Now you can keep that!
[''Leaves the shotgun up the thug's ass and walks away'']
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Expressions of Anger Towards Chelios
Various voiceovers
Fuck you Chelios! Hey fuck you Chelios! Fuck you Chelios! Fucking fuck your balls Chelios! Yo Chelios, fuck you! Fuck off Chelios! Fuck off Cheli-fucking-os!
[''Hallucinations of blunt force-induced concussion, male voices''; ''Female voice''; ''Male voices'']
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Restoring a Heart After a Mistake
Doc Miles
Chev, ]. Well, I was. Lost my license after I fucked up my ex-wife's ] in our basement. That's irrelevant right now. The point is, if you get hold of your heart, I'm reasonably sure I can put it back in for you.
[[w:Cardiothoracic surgery|I'm a certified heart surgeon; [w:Vagina#Surgery|vaginal rejuvenation procedure]
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Doc Miles Questions His Approach to Conflict
Doc Miles
Is Doc Miles gonna have to choke a bitch?
[''To mistress Chocolate backtalking over a favor request'']
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Chico's Defiant Exclamation to Chelios
Chico
Fuck you, Chelios!
[''Chico's cohorts throws Chelios unconscious body into vehicle trunk'']
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Confronting Disturbing Discoveries and Moral Boundaries
Chev Chelios
This isn't my fucking pumper! Becomes deeply revulsed] What is that? What kind of sick freak carries around something like this in a box? I am shocked to my fuckin core. You have got some big problems, motherfucker. What the fuck is that?
[''Peering into Johnny's cooler''; ''Drops cooler on ground'']
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Affectionate Metaphor for Love and Care
Ria
You are my shiny lunch box.
[''To Chev'']
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Threatening to Take Action
Randy
Look, baby. All right, I'm tryin to be cool to you, but I will drop the hammer. You want me to drop the hammer, baby?
[''To Eve''; ''Holds up hand in a manner implying [[w:domestic violence|domestic violence; ''Gets thrown onto a parked car by Eve of unexplained superhuman strength'']
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Defending Possession with Strong Words
Ria
Who the fuck ]? Take your slutty paws off my handsome!
[''Ria catches Chev and Eve embracing at the strip club after gun fight''; [w:Cocaine dependence|crack bitch]
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Family Bonds in Unconventional Relationships
Orlando
You my nigga. Can't get no bigger. ], we're like a family, man. We a freak-ass family, but we family, all right? We look out for our own.
[[w:Music of Los Angeles#After 2000|L.A. Underground]
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