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A Distressed Call Amidst Chaos
Eve
Be careful. All right. I'm gonna get some help, all right? Yeah. Hey, did you try to call?
Chev
You've been home all day?
Eve
I was sleeping in.
Chev
Sleeping in. That's great, Eve. Super great. You all rested, now? Glad to hear it. Listen, I've been fatally poisoned. A psychopath's on his way over to torture and kill you, but don't get out of bed, I'll be over in a flash. Could you fry up a waffle?
Eve
Sure, yeah. Come on over. I'll be here.
Chev
Right, you'll be there. Okay.
Eve
Bye.
Thug 1
So, let's go get the bitch!
Thug 2
Come on, please!
Thug 3
All right, all right. Jesus!
Eve
Oh my God! Is this your new look or something?
Chev
Yeah, you into it?
Eve
It's gross. Are you looking for my other boyfriend?
Chev
Yes! You haven't watched TV today, right?
Eve
No, why?
Chev
Didn't think so. Come on, we're leaving.
Eve
Don't be such a freak.
Chev
Get dressed.
Eve
Actually, can you change the clock on the microwave? I never changed it back.
Chev
What?
Eve
The microwave. Can you change the clock? The daylight savings time, I never changed it back.
Chev
The microwave?
Eve
Yes.
Chev
Listen. I bought some flowers. They got fucked up on the way over.
Eve
That's sweet! You okay? You look like you're on drugs or something.
Chev
You love me, yeah?
Eve
Yes.
Chev
Then I need you to do something for me.
Eve
What? What's wrong?
Chev
I need you to put some clothes on and come with me, right now.
Eve
No.
Chev
I'll change the clock on the microwave.
Eve
Okay. All right.
Chev
Shit's wearing off.
Eve
The waffle iron's on if you want to make one.
Chev
Great.
Eve
Great. You're so stressed out. Want ], or something?
[[w:Cannabis (drug)|some pot]
Chev
Yeah! Ready!
[''Chev deliberately burns himself on the waffle iron'']
Eve
What's wrong?!
Chev
I burned my hand.
Eve
Oh, my God! Let me see it!
Chev
Don't worry about it. Hey!
Eve
What the...
Chev
I'm sorry. That was completely uncalled for. Can we just...
Eve
Fine. Parked out the back. Darn! That... thing.
Chev
What thing?
Eve
The waffle thing, I gotta turn it off. Hello? Hello?
Chev
All right, very funny.
Eve
God, I hate that. Do you want to burn the building down? Ouch!
Chev
Sorry, honey.
Eve
Nice one, Chev. Oh, there's my ]. I swear to God, Chev. I don't know what you're on, but it isn't working for you. My hand cream! That's where you went. Chev? Can I have some help, here? Where's your car?
[''Chev has noticed the ṇeạrby thugs and deliberately spills the purse contents of Eve's purse to ḟịght them''; [w:Tiger Balm|Tiger Balm]
Chev
Actually, I took a cab.
Eve
This isn't gonna be... This isn't gonna be easy, as they say.
Chev
Oh, fucker.
Eve
All right, here it is.
Chev
Sorry. I told you ].
[[w:video game programmer|I was a video game programmer]
Eve
Yeah?
Chev
That was a lie. Actually... I kill people. Professional hitman. I freelance for a major West Coast crime syndicate. Last night was a job like 100 others. High dollar hit, nothing special. The Triads from Hong Kong had been moving in on the local drug cartels. My target was the number one man in L.A., Don Kim.
Don Kim
Well? What are you waiting for?
Chev
Then, this insane idea comes in the back of my head, ] at close range.
[[w:11 mm caliber|like a .45 slug]
Chev
Congratulations.
[''Chev relents in killing Don Kim'']
Don Kim
Did I win something?
Chev
Your life, jackass.
Chev
So, sooner or later it's gonna happen, but I'm not doing it.
Eve
I see.
Chev
Instead you're gonna do something for me. You're gonna get out of town, disappear. I don't care where you go or what you do, so long as you're invisible for 48 hours. That's all I ask. Or, if you prefer, we can do it the other way. The way where I go to work, and you meet Buddha. See... I quit. I quit the business for you.
Eve
For me?
Chev
Yeah. I figure I call you that night and tell you everything. We get on a plane, leave this shit, never come back. Pretty crazy, huh?
Eve
You are so weird.
Eve
Are we going on a trip?
Chev
Well... I might be going on a trip, but you're not coming with me...
Chev
Please! Wait, please!
Eve
Mob hits, Chev?! Chinese poison?! Do you know how ridiculous you sound?! If you're gonna break up with me, at least you can tell me the truth! What's wrong with you?!
Chev
Wait a minute, you trust me?!
Eve
No.
Chev
].
[''Chev begins to succumb to the ''“Beijing cocktail”'', then grabs Eve''; [w:Sexual intercourse|Make love to me]
Eve
What?!
Chev
I think it'll help.
Eve
What? Are you kidding? Get off me!
Chev
Take your clothes off.
Eve
No! No!
Chev
You said you wanted to be more spontaneous!
Eve
You're crazy! You're an adrenaline junkie with no soul!
Chev
Save me, Eve. Save my life!
Eve
Stop it! I'm sorry. Oh my God, are you okay? Are you okay? No! No!
[''Punches him''; ''Ċhev grạbs her ạgạịṇ'']
Chev
Shit!
Eve
Get off! You filthy animal! Take me right here, in front of everyone! That's it! Come on! Do it! What are you waiting for?!
[''Chev gets on top of her'']
Chev
Jesus! Come on! I'm trying! Shush!
Eve
Oh, God! Now you can't get it up? Come on, get it up!
Chev
I'll fucking get it up!
Eve
Goddammit, Chev!
Chev
Shut up! ] Eve and pumps with fists] I'm alive! I'm alive! I'm alive, you motherfuckers! Oh, my God! Wow! Oh, my God! Yes! Yeah?
[''Starts vigorously [[w:Doggy style|doggy-styling; ''All the passerbys all cheer in synchronity of Chev and he answers phone'']
Eve
What are you doing?!
Chev
Yeah.
Kaylo
I've got Verona!
Chev
Kaylo?!
Kaylo
I've got Verona, man.
Chev
What? No shit? Where are you?
Kaylo
Don Kim's shirt factory, upstairs.
Eve
What's the matter with you?!
Chev
5th and ]?
[[w:Alameda Street|Alameda]
Eve
Who's at 5th and Alameda?!
Chev
Don't let that fucker out of your sight! Hear me? With you in 10 minutes. You got it?!
Kaylo
Yeah, Chev.
Chev
Honey, I gotta go. I'll call you!
[''Hangs up phone''; ''Leaves'']
Eve
Oh God, what are you looking at?!
[''To bystanders'']
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Searching for an Adrenaline Solution
Chev
I'm looking for something which begins with E.
Pharmacist
]?
[[w:England|England]
Chev
Very funny. No. ].
[[w:History of catecholamine research|Some kind of artificial adrenaline]
Pharmacist
Artificial adrenaline?
Chev
Yeah, I've got heart problems.
Pharmacist
].
[[w:Epinephrine|Epinephrine]
Chev
Yes! Epinephrine. I love you. Epinephrine.
Pharmacist
I can't give you epinephrine.
Chev
Why?! Hey!
Pharmacist
Just a minute.
Chev
Oi! What do you mean... ] nearby] What is this shit?!
[''Noticing [[w:Decongestant|nasal decongestant]
Chester
Nasal spray.
Chev
Miserable bitch! What?!
Chester
Nasal spray. It's got epinephrine in it. It'll get you tweaked, man.
Police
Sure that's the guy?
Hospital staff
Yeah.
Chev
This room's clear.
Hospital security
Yo, yo, yo! Yo! Stop! Stop! Jerk-off!
[''Chev gives chase'']
Chev
Coming through! I know you motherfuckers have epinephrine. Clear the hallway! I'm having a bad day. Tell me you've got epinephrine on this cart!
[''Points gun at hospital orderly pushing a cart'']
Orderly
You all right?
Chev
Tell me you've got epinephrine! Motherfucker!
Orderly
I don't know. I'll check.
Chev
Get back!
Orderly
Take it easy!
Chev
]?
[[w:American English|Do you understand fucking English]
Orderly
Yes, I just don't know which drawer it's in.
Chev
Come on, look! Give me the fucking epinephrine!
Orderly
I don't know where it is, man!
Chev
What is this, a rest home? What are you doing?! Hurry up! Get back!
Orderly
]. I don't know if I have it, give me a second!
[[w:Health insurance in the United States|We can't treat without insurance]
Hospital security
Put the weapon down!
Chev
What the fuck?! Where the fuck is it? My heart!
Orderly
What?
Chev
My heart!
Orderly
Yeah, yeah.
Hospital security
Drop your weapon now! What do you think you're doing? This is...
Chev
Shut up! You! Gimme the epinephrine? Don't even think about it!
Orderly
]... ]... Epinephrine! Here it is! I've got it! Here you go.
[[w:Albuterol|Albuterol; [w:Barbiturate|Flortab]
Chev
Gimme that.
Orderly
Asshole.
Chev
I'm not gonna tell you again. ...all right? Just be quiet. Juice me.
[''Referring to [[w:Defibrillation|defibrillator paddles]
Orderly
Juice?
Chev
Do it.
Orderly
All right.
Chev
Come on! I haven't got all day. Okay, I need both of them to... give them to me.
Orderly
One. Two. Clear!
Chev
Get the fuck back! Get out! How much of this stuff did he say to take?
[''Orderly defibrillates Chev causing him to shoot backwards into the elevator and the doors close''; ''Chev becomes hyper-adrenalised and runs maniacally out of the hospital'']
Doc Miles
Chevy, we're in the air, man. Did you get the stuff?
Chev
Got it.
Doc Miles
Did you take it?
Chev
Yup.
Doc Miles
You took the whole thing.
Chev
Yup.
Doc Miles
I said 1/5th oḟ ạ syrịṇge. The shit's gonna kill you.
Chev
Right.
Doc Miles
Chest on fire?
Chev
Check.
Doc Miles
But you're cold.
Chev
Check.
Doc Miles
And you've ], don't you?
[[w:erection|got a steel hard on]
Chev
Let me check. Check.
Doc Miles
Your blood vessels are stimulated. ]'s so tight, you couldn't piss to save your life.
[[w:Urethral sphincters|Urinary sphincter]
Chev
Urinary sphincter, check!
Doc Miles
Get some ]. You at the hospital?
[[w:Hydrocodone/paracetamol|Vicodin]
Chev
Negative.
Doc Miles
Get some grass. That shit'll be out of your system in 30 minutes, or it'll kill you. This is costing me a fortune. I'll call you in 20 minutes when we land.
Chev
Copy.
Doc Miles
Hey, Chevy? You're a good dude. Been nice knowing you.
Chev
Copy, out.
Newscaster
Some medical emergency. Police have declined to name the man they say is still at large, on a citywide rampage that has left one man dead, dozens injured, and hundreds of thousands of dollars of damage... in it's smoking, bloody wake. ] of Chev appears] The suspect is a professional killer... with ties to organized crime and a long police record. He is considered armed and highly dangerous. We now continue with regularly scheduled programming, but stay tuned for continuing coverage of this bizarre story, as it unfolds... ] and steals his firearm]
[''A [[w:Facial composite|particularly well-done police sketch; ''Chev then walks up to [[w:California Highway Patrol|a police highway patrolman on a motorcycle]
Patrolman
Oh, shit!
Chev
Take it easy. Get back, pig!
Patrolman
I... just give me the...
Chev
Come on, then. Let's see you run, piggy. Come on, piggy.
Patrolman
Give me the gun. Let's talk this over.
Chev
Yeah, you want it? There. Let's go, come on.
[''Chev steals the motorcycle with the patrolman hanging and sparks flying from boots and Chev drives off and deliberately crashes the motorcycle'']
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Strength Through Adversity
Taglines
What does not kill us, makes us stronger.
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A Challenge for White Meat Enthusiasts
Chev
Who want's some white meat now?
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Confronting Death and the Decision to Quit
Eve
Jesus! Fuck! Are they really...
Chev Chelio
They're dead.
Eve
How do you... How can you do that?
Chev Chelio
I told you, baby. I quit.
Eve
Where are you going?!
[''He parks the car''; ''He gets out'']
Chev Chelio
Stay there, honey. Jesus! Fuck!
[''He walks into a hardware store and Eve finds him hammering nails into his leg'']
Eve
Chev!
Chev Chelio
Asshole! I can't feel my leg. Shit!
Chev Chelio
I've been trying to call you for a half hour. Where the fuck have you been?
Doc Miles
In my office. Can you make it over here?
Chev Chelio
Sure why not?
Doc Miles
Chocolate what's this fucking receipt from Gold Foods Market for $254?
Chocolate
Snacks.
Eve
I hate television.
Chev Chelio
I owe you again, Doc.
Doc Miles
Chevy you're my best customer.
Chev Chelio
What is this stuff?
Doc Miles
Synthetic epinephrine... diluted with some saline.
Chev Chelio
Feels sort of good.
Doc Miles
Well, I got a little meth in there too. You're feeling the endorphins.
Chev Chelio
Wait a minute. I'm not better?
Doc Miles
No you're not better. You're in such shit shape it's stunning. I can't believe your heart's beating. You should be in a fucking medical journal.
Chev Chelio
So, what are you going to do?
Doc Miles
The solution acts as a competing inhibitor. It's pushing the poison out of your receptors and replacing it with a chemical. It's just a temporary fix.
Chev Chelio
Then what?
Doc Miles
Then you're fucked. I can put you on life support and string this out for a few days. But you're going to go into a comma at some point. Does she know?
Doc Miles
Why don't I load you up with something, and you can go out in a beautiful dream.
Chev Chelio
A dream.
Doc Miles
Can I do that for you?
Chev Chelio
No, no, no. That's not what I want.
Doc Miles
What do you want?
Chev Chelio
One hour. I want one hour.
Doc Miles
Give me a fuckin break.
News reporter
So, the wild rampage that began 9am in L.A. Continues. The suspect, still at large.
Associate
We didn't give him enough Chinese shit.
Ricky
You think?! Dude, it's him! What's up, corpse?
[''Answers phone'']
Chev
Bonjour, douche bag, Thought you might be interested in a deal.
Ricky
Oh, you a dealer, now?
Chev
Don't you worry about what I am. Listen, I want the antidote.
Ricky
Oh, the antidote?!
Chev
That's right, the antidote.
Ricky
What you prepared to give me?
Chev
How about that jewelry I got off that faggot brother of yours, you cocksucker? Don't pop a blood vessel, you little penis.
Ricky
Okay.
Chev
You like the deal?
Ricky
Whatever!
Chev
Be at the downtown Lint in 20 minutes. You know the spot?
Ricky
Yeah.
Chev
Don't be late, or I'll trade the thing to a whore for a hand job. Look, I said I said I'd fuckin be...
Ricky
Fuck!
Chev
See you later, sunshine. Dammit! Fuck!
Ricky
Yo, it's Verona. You won't believe this call I just got.
Chev
It's gonna be all right, baby.
Eve
But you said...
Chev
No, no. Things have changed. There's an antidote. I can make a deal for it, but I got to go alone.
Eve
I'm scared.
Chev
Of course. You'll be safe, now. And I'll be back.
Eve
Promise?
Chev
I promise.
Ricky
What's happening, bro?!
Asian man
Where did I go wrong?!
[''In woman's voice'']
Chev
You fuckin just say something?
Asian man
It's like talking to the wall.
Chev
Mom?
Asian man
I'm amazed you remember you have a mother.
Chev
Please, I haven't got time for this.
Asian man
You're never around. I've never seen you in the house in sixteen years.
Chev
Yeah, yeah, yeah, right mom, with you popping ] like ]. I really wouldn't wish at all someone would so this. Why would I stick around for entertainment like this?
[[w:valium|valium; [w:tic tacs|tic tacs]
Asian man
That's hurtful.
[''In Ạsian language'']
Chev
Please, I've no time for this.
Asian man
You got no time, period. You're a persistent motherfucker, Chelios. I give you that.
[''In Orlando's voice'']
Chev
Orlando?
Chev
This is weird.
Asian man
Yeah, I know this is weird, but you know, this has gotta stop sometime. Who do you think you are? ] They pop you and you keep getting up?
[''In Ạsian language''; [w:Michael Myers|Michael Myers; ''In Ricky's voice'']
Chev
I'm the terminator.
Asian man
You was, but here's a new gun in town.
Chev
You know, I just don't get it. Why didn't you cut me up when you had the chance?
Asian man
Too easy, motherfucker. Look at you. ], ]... ]...
[[w:Bipolar disorder|Bi-polar; [w:Sadomasochism|sadomasochistic tendencies; [w:Adrenaline#Adrenaline junkie|Adrenaline junkie]
Alter Chev ego
...addicted to violence... probably spends every day looking for the big thrill, the big rush, Carving up a guy while he screams in his own blood and excrement, would be like... like a gift. A warriors death.
Asian man
Hell, you'd probably get off on it.
[''Chev's voice'']
Chev
Why do you ask this?
Alter Chev ego
Maybe it's best for a guy like you. Going downhill. Winding down. Inevitable. Under so many circumstances.
Chev
Who are you anyway?
Asian man
Don't you know?
[''In Asian language'']
Chev
I think I'm starting to figure it out.
Asian man
Better late than never. You know you're gonna die up there.
[''In Chev's voice'']
Chev
Yeah, maybe. But I'm taking you with me. ] and then disappears with the Asian man becoming default] Some pills, Doc.
[''Alter ego Chev becomes radiant with [[w:Ultraviolet|UV light]
Asian man
Did you fucking say something?
[''[[w:Languages of Asia|In Asian language]
Henchman
Chelios?
Chev
Hello, girls.
[''Ċhev ạpproạçhes'']
Henchman
Hold up. Give me the piece.
[''Çoṇḟịsçạtes Ċhev's ḟịreạrm'']
Chev
Now, isn't that a fucking picture?
Carlito
Chelios. What a fucking nightmare you are.
Chev
No shit.
Carlito
Sit down.
Ricky
Whoa! Wait a minute. You pat him down, again. I know he's carrying something.
[''Ḥeṇçhmạṇ pulls out ạ tube çoṇṇeçted boẋ'']
Carlito
Let me see that.
Chev
Motherfucker.
Carlito
Clever. What is this, ]?
[[w:Insulin pump|an insulin pump]
Chev
Basically.
Ricky
What the fuck is ]?
[[w:Insulin|Insulin; ''Carlito holds up finger for silence'']
Carlito
Ephedrine, right?
Chev
Yeah.
Carlito
You're very resourceful.
Chev
Found a new master, little bitch?
Ricky
I'm nobody's bitch.
Chev
You'll be a bitch when Carlito hires you for half what he paid me.
Carlito
That's enough.
Chev
You'll throw boss a reach-around, show him you're a good bitch.
Ricky
I'm nobody's little bitch! You fuckin hear me? He'll pay me what I tell him to pay!
[''Points gun at Chev'']
Carlito
That's enough! Sit down! It's been a long fucking day. In the end, you have to admit, it all works out quite nicely. Don Kim gets his bullet, thanks to you, and Hong Kong gets a goat to take the fall. Please understand, it's nothing personal.
Ricky
Speak for yourself.
[''Mimics a kiss'']
Chev
That what I think it is?
Carlito
It's the Chinese shit. Hold him down.
Chev
Not so fast, motherfucker!
[''Makes a gun gesture'']
Ricky
He's gone dipsy-do, yo! Whatever, psycho!
[''Chev points at him'']
Carlito
I'm afraid ] is over, my friend.
[[w:Ḣạrry Ḥoudịṇị|the Houdini act; ''Points at a henchman who falls down from a headshot'']
Ricky
Our Father, who art in...
Carlito
Shut up!
Don Kim
So, this is how it is!
[''Camera pan-out reveals Don Kim and his hitmen team'']
Ricky
It's Don Kim! He's supposed to be dead!
Chev
Presto.
[''Gun fight between henchmens of Carlito and Don Kim ensues'']
News reporter
Police have moved to surround the Hotel Lint, where the madman behind today's mayhem... is holed up and making a desperate last stand. Officials have confirmed gunfire on the sundeck. Our news chopper will bring live, uncensored coverage from above the hotel. Again, this coverage is uncensored, so any small children present should leave the room.
Ricky
Get me out of here! I'll kill you, Chelios!
Chev
Too late!
Carlito
Look out!
[''A Don Kim thug has thrown a grenade''; ''Grabs a henchman to cover the grenade'']
Henchman
Thanks, boss.
Ricky
Let's get the fuck out of here, now! Let's go!
Chev
Present from Kaylo.
[''Points gun'']
Ricky
Now what?
Chev
Now you say shit!
Carlito
Where the fuck were you?!
Ricky
Who's the bitch, now?! No, no! You fly, motherfucker! Motherfuckin fly!
[''Plunges syringe into Chev's neck''; ''Shoots Carlito and climbs into helicopter'']
Chev
You're dead!
Ricky
Oh my God! You're dead! You're dead, motherfucker!
[''Chev and Ricky are fighting in the airborne helicopter and they fall out in free fall still fighting'']
Chev
Thought I'd told you I'd kill you, you little bitch!
[''Chev then snaps Ricky's neck who drifts away lifeless and Chev then makes a phone call'']
Chev
Hey, its Eve. I'm glad you called but I'm not here. Leave a message, unless you're selling something cause I'm not interested. If you're not, then just... Wait, time's up. Hey, doll... Looks like I let you down, again. Seems like all my life I've just been going... going... going... I wish I'd taken more time to stop and smell the roses, so to speak. Well, I guess it's too late for that now. You're the greatest, baby.
[''Chev lands on a vehicle, bounces onto the road and a heartbeat is heard'']
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Flight Delays and Adrenaline Inhibitors
Doc Miles
Hey, Chev. My flight's delayed.
Chev
Shit!
Doc Miles
It's all right. Relax. I mean, don't relax. That shit they gave you is cutting off your adrenaline. Excitement, fear, danger. It causes your body to make a chemical called ]. They introduced an inhibitor to your system.
[[w:ephedrine|ephedrine]
Chev
Fuck!
Doc Miles
Dude, you've got to massively increase the ephedrine levels in your body, to force out the inhibitors. Go to a hospital. Get ], an artificial adrenaline. It comes in 10-milligram syringes. It's potent, so don't overdo it. A 5th of an injection will do. Chevy? Did you get that? Did you get that?
[[w:Adrenaline|epinephrine]
Chev
Yeah, epi-something.
Doc Miles
Okay, okay. I've gotta go. Now, I'll call you when I get there.
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Admiring Toughness in a Character
Chev
You like that tough guy? How frickin awesome was that, huh?
[After chopping Ricky Verona's brother's hand off]
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A Man Faces His Mortality Today
Taglines
My name is Chev Chelios, and today is the day I die.
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Adrenaline is essential for survival.
Taglines
If his heart stops pumping adrenalin... It will be the day Chev Chelios dies.
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Confrontation and Tension Among Characters
Orlando
Yo, Chevy...
Chev
Where's Verona? Talk!
Orlando
What about?!
Chev
Don't fuck with me!
Orlando
I'm not! Just calm down!
Chev
Don't tell me to calm down!
Orlando
Fuck, man!
Henchman
Orlando? You all right? Hey, there's ] with a gun up in here!
[[w:White trash|a white nigger]
Orlando
Just be still, motherfuckers! You see that? I'm trying to help you here, man.
Chev
I gotta find Ricky Verona.
Orlando
Why would I know where Verona is?
Chev
Yeah, yeah. You don't know, but you're gonna tell me. Or I'm gonna blow your brains into the fuckin toilet! I'm gonna fucking kill him!
[''All henchman come thronging into washroom pointing all their guns at Chev'']
Orlando
Whoa! Put your guns down! The white man is cool! The white man is... The white man is cool! Y'all like ]. Now look, Chevy came here to discuss something. We gonna discuss this shit in a civilized manner. Chevy? You had a question? Or a point to make?
[[w:Somali Civil War|them Somalia niggers]
Chev
Where's Verona?
Orlando
Okay, I'm not affiliated with Ricky Verona. You pulled the ] job together.
[[w:Kane Spring, California|Anselmo]
Chev
Don't fuckin bullshit me!
Orlando
Easy! Easy! Easy! All right? Look, you're operating under a false pretence. Ricky and I did not pull... the Anslemo job together. Ricky fucked me on the Anselmo job. In fact, Ricky Verona still owes me $7,5000.
Chev
Not how I heard it.
Orlando
But that's the way it is. So, you see, I don't know where Verona is. If I did, I'd probably be there right now, beating ] off his ass.
[[w:Gucci|the Gucci]
Chev
All right. All right. That's what I'm talking about. That's almost civilized.
Orlando
Shit, dude. What's wrong with you?
Chev
Just give me some coke. You got any coke?
Orlando
Now you're gonna insult me.
Chev
Come on, I don't have time! Just give me something. I'm really dying, here.
Orlando
I can see that.
Chev
I'm really fucking dying!
Ọrlạṇdo
You saying ]?
[[w:List of cocaine analogues|this is medicinal-use coke]
Çhev
Ṭhạṭ's rịght.
Orlando
Well?!
Chev
What?!
Orlando
This shit ain't free, nigga. That's enough. What, you gonna do the shit right here? Oh God! Chevy... What the... oh, that's good, that's good. That's good right? Why you looking for Verona anyway?
[''Chev throws out some dollar bills''; ''Chev opens coke bag spilling contents on floor'']
Chev
Some Chinese assholes hired him to kill me. This is about Don Kim. What do you know about it?
Orlando
I know you pulled the trigger.
Chev
Of course I pulled the trigger. Why wouldn't I pull the fuckin trigger?
Orlando
Whoa... yo, Chelios, you good?
Chev
This shit ain't working.
Orlando
Excuse me?
Chev
I know what I have to do.
Orlando
Well, shit. A man's got to do what a man's got to do. What is it you gotta do?
Chev
I gotta kick some black ass.
Orlando
What?! Shit! There he goes again.
Chev
]?!
[[w:Reverse racism|Who wants white meat; ''Chev fights Orlando's associates while going to his car and drives off'']
Orlando's associates
You ain't got shit, motherfucker! Put that fuckin twig down, bitch! Faggot! Get the fuck out of here, bitch!
Chev
Doc? What's up, Doc?
[''Answers phone'']
Ricky
You motherfucker! Why aren't you dead yet?! What the fuck you doing?!
Chev
Coming for you. Fucking believe me. Whatever.
Ricky
I'll be waiting, but you won't make it. You should know that I'm all about hooking up with that mystery girl, you've been banging. Soon as you're underground. I forgot to say so on ] I left.
[[w:List of James Bond villains|that gay James Bond tape]
Chev
What and then you're gonna rape my grandmother? Blah blah fuckin blah you lịttle mug. You listen to me. What do you think Carlito will do when he finds out what you did? Your whole crew is history!
Pursuing police cruiser
Driver, pull over!
Chev
Fuck! Great.
Ricky
You talking about Carlito? Because me and Carlito, we're boys now. We're tight.
Chev
Tight, like when your brother fucked you in 3rd grade?
Ricky
That's snappy. But I did you pretty good, didn't I Chelios? Admit it. We'll see.
Pursuing police cruiser
Pull over!
Chev
Know what the best part is? Sorry, must go. Bye-bye. Yeah. Doctor Miles. Fuck! What took you so long? Jesus Christ. Sorry Chevy I just got the message. Okay. Forget it. Listen, I'm dying! I've been poisoned with some Chinese synthetic shit. What? You've gotta fucking do something for me.
Doc Miles
What are your symptoms?
Chev
It's like I'm slowing down.
Doc Miles
Stuck in tar. Blurred vision?
Chev
Yeah.
Doc Miles
Dizzy?
Chev
Sure.
Doc Miles
Any pain in your chest?
Chev
Not really. I feel good right now.
Doc Miles
What are you doing?
Chev
Driving through a mall cops chasing me.
Doc Miles
The adrenaline is what's keeping you alive.
Chev
Having a little trouble hearing you.
Doc Miles
You got to keep moving, Chevy.
Chev
Explain.
Doc Miles
If I'm right they gave you the “Beijing cocktail”. It's very nasty shit. It works on ], blocks ]. The only thing you can do to slow it down, is to keep the flow of adrenaline constant. Meaning if you stop you die.
[[w:adrenal gland|the adrenal gland; [w:Sensory neuron|it's receptors]
Chev
Hang on.
Doc Miles
Jesus! What... Are you there? Are you okay?
Chev
What'd you say Doc? If you stop, you die!
Doc Miles
That's what I'm trying to do. Keep moving, keep the blood pumping. Chevy, you there?
Chev
Every time I slow down it's like my veins start to rust.
Doc Miles
Did you take anything?
Chev
Couple grams of coke.
Doc Miles
That's a start.
Chev
I'll be in L.A. In an hour.
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Tension and Confrontation Among Characters
Chev
How'd you like that one, tough guy? How frickin awesome was that, huh? Well, well, well. You feel like talking? Where's your fuckin brother?
Aaron
Doing your mother like a whore, you bitch!
Chev
Nice. ].
[[w:Cut of beef|I wonder how many steaks I could carve out of you]
Aaron
You died, motherfucker! Yeah, wanna fuck with me, ese?
Chev
What, you rolling pin mighty good?
Aaron
What the hell you think you doing, huh? What, you want to dance with me, motherfucker? I'll fuck you up! Come on!
[''Chev executes Aaron with his own gun'']
Chev
Jesus! Nothing's easy. Wanna hold hands?
[''Throws Aaron's hand to Kaylo'']
Ricky
Hey, talk to me, bro.
[''Answers phone'']
Chev
Hey, Ricky. ]? ]? ]?
[[w:Fellatio|How much for sucking me off; [w:Emasculation|Are you in the mood; [w:Anilingus|Maybe let me lick your ass or something]
Aaron
Who is this?! Shit! Chelios?! Is this fucking Chelios?!
Chev
That's right, bro. Guess how I got your brother's phone? I'm sure you have it all figured out. Looks like you should've cut me up when you had the chance. I'm having a little trouble hearing you. You experiencing a little 20/20 hindsight?
Aaron
You're supposed to be fucking dead!
Chev
You know, I kind of like that shit you put in me. Gonna give me some more?
Ricky
Well, I'm... I'm...
Chev
I know, I know. Hey... What's this?! A necklace?! ], huh?!
[[w:Homophobia in ethnic minority communities|You guys really are faggots]
Ricky
That's the medallion my grandfather gave by dad and- You know what you take that and you shove it up your ass. Fuck! Fuck you, man! Shove that thing up your ass!
Chev
No thanks. You know, I think I'll hang on to it. You'll have to come find me, after all. Fucked up that you killed your own brother.
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Rooftop Encounter Between Chev and Henchman
Carlito henchman
Fucking call me talking shit! I'm doing my job. I'm doing my shit. I'm up here chillin', doing what I do. I'm a rooftop mother- hey, Chevy! What's up, dog? You chillin'? You good? What a coincidence!
[''Ends a call on Don Kim's shirt factory rooftop''; ''Chev comes up behind the Carlito henchman lightly pushing him and pointing a gun at his forehead'']
Chev Chelio
What do you mean?
Carlito henchman
What, you waiting for a bus?
Chev Chelio
Actually, I thought a helicopter... what is this?
Carlito henchman
What?
Chev Chelio
You working for the Chinese?
Carlito henchman
The Chinese?! You crazy? I wouldn't do that to you.
Chev Chelio
I am crazy. Where's Kaylo? Okay, ding. Time's up.
[''Raises up both hands'']
Carlito henchman
What do you mean, "ding"?! What do you mean, "ding"?!
[''Chev lunges at the henchman''; ''Chev grabs the henchman''; ''Chev throws the henchman off the roof'']
Chev Chelio
Where is that motherfucker?!
[''Chev then goes some floors below and appears before three Carlito henchmen'']
Carlito henchman
Chev.
Chev Chelio
What the fuck is this?!
[''Noticing the murdered body of Kaylo'']
Carlito henchman
Chev, baby. Take it easy.
Chev Chelio
Oh, you mean like this? Now you tell me where that little toe-rag motherfucker is; Verona.
[''Points gun at henchman who just blinks eyes and turns head slightly'']
Carlito henchman
Verona's got nothing to do with this!
Chev Chelio
What?!
Carlito henchman
Don Carlos wants you off the streets.
Chev Chelio
Carlito?!
Carlito henchman
You've totally lost your shit, dog! Your all over tv, destroying property, making unauthorized hits?! You are bringing the organization a great deal of embarrassment!
Chev Chelio
Organization?! You mean Carlito ordered all of this?!
Carlito henchman
Look, don't worry about Verona, we'll take care of him, the best thing for you to do is just find some nice dark quiet place... and just die. I mean, we all gotta die some time right?
Chev Chelio
Die. Just die. What, you think I've got cunt written all over my face? So, I'll just die.
[''Chelios points to forehead and a CGI text of CUNT appears on Chelios forehead''; ''Suddenly Eve comes up in elevator'']
Carlito henchman
What the... What the...
[''Chev opens fire on henchman starting a gun fight and Chev gets shot trying to escape in elevator'']
Eve
You got shot!
Chev
Mother... Jesus!
Chev Chelio
Eve, move!
Carlito henchman
You, asshole!
Eve
Don't talk to him like that! My boyfriend kills people!
Chev Chelio
Nice.
Eve
Oh, God! I had to see if you were telling the truth.
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Dismissive Response to Insanity
Ricky Verona
Yeah, whatever psycho!
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Life Requires Constant Motion
Taglines
You Stop. You Die.
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Urgent Request for Assistance
Chev
Hey, boss. Something urgent has come up.
[''Jumps with clothes on ịṇto the pool of Carlito's penthouse condominium where he is swimming'']
Carlito
So I've heard. Word travels fast.
Chev
Carlito, I need your help. I don't have a lot of time.
Carlito
No, not much.
Chev
We've gotta find an antidote, or something. What's the matter?
Carlito
That shit they gave you... It's that Chinese shit. There is no antidote.
Chev
What, that's it?
Carlito
Honestly, you should be dead already. It's a miracle.
Chev
A miracle?
Carlito
We give that shit to horses.
Chev
You don't have to be so damn fucking cool about it.
Carlito
What do you expect me to do?
Chev
Find that punk Verona, and his whole fucking crew, and feed them to a cage of ]. What is this? What, are you boys now or something?
[[w:Wolverine|wolverines]
Carlito
Verona? That's a small time punk. Not to say that this isn't an opportunity.
Chev
Opportunity?!
Carlito
Everyone knows the love I have for you, Chev. But maybe this makes up for the Don Kim hit which was... perhaps ill-advised.
Chev
Ill-advised?!
Carlito
The heat from Hong Kong was much more than we anticipated.
Chev
Well, that's outstanding. Glad to know my death can be of some use to you.
Carlito
Don't be difficult.
Chev
I'm not being difficult. I don't know if you noticed, but I'm having a difficult fucking day, brother! I'm out of here.
Cab driver
You're not getting in my cab wet!
[''Ċhev ạpproạçhes'']
Chev
I just gave you $200 to wait for 3 minutes.
Cab driver
You're not getting in my car, no way!
Chev
Yeah, you're right. ]! Al-Qaeda!
[''Grabs cab driver and throws him to ground''; ''Shouts to nearby restaurant patio diners, pointing to him''; [:Al-Qaeda|Al-Qaeda; ''Restaurant patio diners do a dog pile on him'']
Cab driver
]! ]! ]!
[[w:Jingoism|I love America; [w:Public image of George W. Bush|I love Bush; [w:George W. Bush 2004 presidential campaign|I Voted Bush]
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Adrenaline-Fueled Challenges Await Chev Chelios
Taglines
There are a thousand ways to raise your adrenaline. Today, Chev Chelios will need every single one.
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Unexpected Encounter in a Cab
Cab driver
Hey man, what's the matter with you? ]?
[[w:Cocaine dependence|You a crackhead]
Chev
Right, just step on it, all right?
Cab driver
You're won't die in my cab, crackhead. I got something for you. Take this Haitian shit. This shit is some hardcore shit. It's made from plant shit. Hey, what are you laughing at? Look at this. You see that? That's what a man look like, crackhead. That's power. Now look at you. What the hell. Yeah.
Chev
It tastes like ass.
Cab driver
That's right, devil. You wait... We're here.
Chev
What'd you say was in this stuff?
Cab driver
I told you, it's hardcore. It's $5.55. It's all you, man. Have a nice day, devil.
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A Warning Against Overexertion
Chev
Don't pop a blood vessel you little penis.
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Ricky Verona's Dark Revelation
Ricky Verona
Are we spinning yet? Good. Chelios! How are you doing, baby?! ]! Where's the love, huh? Now, how are you feeling? I can guess it! If you're feeling like shit right about now, you can't move! You can't move too quickly, you can't breathe what's the matter with you dude?! Oh wait, wait, wait! What is this?! ] filled with an unknown poison] Holy fuck! Can you guess what this is? Look at your bed Chelios. Hold on, check this out! Oh! This is plain sick, man! I must be the motherfucking genius of sick! Poison Chev Chelios in his sleep? ]. You knocked this dude out pretty good! About to get you a spot on ], son. Maybe you don't understand what just happened. I just fucking killed you. Try not to embarrass yourself because you're on Candid Camera'! This shit here I gave you! This is some... high-tech sci-fi, Chinese synthetic bullshit! I don't exactly know what's in this shit, dude! All I know is that once this shit has binded with your blood cells, you're fucked, baby, and believe me it's binded. Yeah you got yourself about an hour max. ]. Yeah, baby... sexy... Oh it's been real. This shit's been real. You should've thought twice before you whacked ]. Experiencing ]? I thought so. ]. Asshole! You like that huh? Home run!
[''Chev Chelios wakes up extremely disoriented in his apartment, finds a recorded DVD with ''"FUCK YOU"'' written on it, then proceeds to play it with Ricky Verona appearing''; [w:Ghosting (behavior)|You never call me no more; ''Ricky Verona holds up [[w:syringe|a syringe; ''Camera turns to a sleeping Chelios''; ''Verona leans over Chelios, as he begins to inject him with the poison''; [w:William Shakespeare|That's like some Shakespeare or some shit; [w:Los Angeles Dodgers|the Dodgers; [w:Time|Tick-tock; [w:Triad (organized crime)|Don Kim; [w:Hindsight bias|a little 20/20 hindsight; [w:Euthanasia in the United States|Now' you have yourself a nice death; ''Chev Chelios immediately destroys the television set in a fit of rage'']
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Dismissive Frustration in Crank
Chev
Yeah, blah, blah, fuckin´ blah you little mug!
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Ricky Verona's Defiance Against Chelios
Ricky Verona
Fuck you Chelios!
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Greeting with a twist of sarcasm
Chev
Bonjour, Douchebag!
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