Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011) - Quotes

Understanding the Essence of Love

Taglines: This Is Love

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Embracing the Absurdity of Life

Taglines: This Is Stupid

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Embracing the Unexpected in Life

Taglines: This Is Crazy

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TV Time and Uninvited Company

Molly: Um, I'm gonna go watch TV now.

Cal: Yeah, that's fine honey, why don't you go do that.

Jacob: Yeah, can i come?

Molly: No.

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Advice on Love from a Young Perspective

Robbie: If you love her, then go get her back.

Cal: Wow, how old are you?

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Attraction Revisited in Unexpected Encounter

Hannah: [after kissing him passionately] Do you remember me?

Jacob: Yeah.

Hannah: Do you still find me attractive?

Jacob: Yes.

Hannah: Do you still want to take me home?

Jacob: Yeah.

Hannah: Let's go.

Hannah: I'm here to bang the hot guy who hit on me at the bar.

Jacob: Jacob.

Hannah: Jacob! Sorry, Jacob...

Jacob: Do people still say "bang"?

Hannah: I do. And we're gonna bang!

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Jealousy Motivates Relationship Dynamics

Kate: What do you want to do with me?

Cal: I want to show you off to my ex-wife and make her really jealous!

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Discussion on Relationships and Experiences

Jacob: Let's talk about how many women you've been with.

Cal: Sexually?

Jacob: Yeah, no, I mean break-dance fighting.

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Unexpected Identity Confusion Between Friends

Jacob: [looking at Cal's shoes; [Steve Jobs] Are you ]?

Cal: What?

Jacob: Are you the billionaire owner of Apple Computers?

Cal: No.

Jacob: Oh, OK. In that case, you've got no right to wear New Balance sneakers, ever.

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A Humorous Exchange About Aging Appearance

Jacob: [[w:Hugh Hefner|Hugh Hefner] The skin under your eyes is starting to look like ]'s ball sack.

Cal: [carefully looks at himself in the mirror and sighs] Yes, it is.

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Conflicting Desires in a Relationship Moment

Cal: How about we say what we want on three? One, two, three.

Emily: I want a divorce.

Cal: [at the same time] Creme brulee.

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Critique of Love and Relationships in Assholes

Robbie: [[The Scarlet Letter] You wanna talk about ], Ms. Tafferty? All right. Well, the A they're both wearing - I think it stands for "asshole." Wanna know why? Because they fell in love and love is for stupid assholes. And this book is just about a bunch of assholes who fell in love, like assholes, then had to die, like assholes. I'm sorry about all the "assholes.

Feeling Lost in a Confusing Situation

Emily: Is this some kind of a skit? Because I'm lost.

Unexpected Surprises in Physical Appearance

Hannah: [to Jacob] Will you take off your shirt... fuck! Seriously? It's like you're Photoshopped!

The War Between the Sexes Is Over

Jacob: The war between the sexes is over. We won the second women started doing pole dancing for exercise.

Struggling with Unhappiness and Materialism

Jacob: I'm wildly unhappy, and I'm trying to buy it, and it's not working.

A Journey to Rediscover Masculinity

Jacob: I'm going to help you find your manhood. Do you have any idea where you might have lost it?

Perseverance in Love and Relationships

Cal: I will never stop trying. Because when you find the one... you never give up.

Complexity of Love in Marriage

Cal: I have loved her even when I hated her... only married couples'll understand that one...

Regret and the Fight for Love

Cal: I'm so mad at you. I'm really mad at you for what you did. But I'm mad at myself too. Because I should not have jumped out of that car - I should have fought for you. Because you fight for your soul mates.