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"An out-and-out comedy."

PG-13 1997 · 1h 30m
65
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Apple TV Store Available on Apple TV Store
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25 quotes
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Urgent Request for a Heterosexual Male
Emily Montgomery I need a heterosexual male, CODE RED!
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Unique Circumstances for Unusual Connections
Jack There's only two times when that kind of thing's okay: In prison where it's a substitute and guys in space.
Mike Guys in space?
Jack Well, not on purpose. They just float into each other.
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Debate Over Media Preferences and Appearance
Peter Look, everyone wants to talk to Diane Sawyer or Joan London, and my network's killing me. They want me blond!
Howard With your coloring?
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Advice Against Shaking Your Booty
Voice on "How To Be a Man" tape For God's sake, don't shake that booty!
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Masculinity and the Iconic Male Figure
Voice on "How To Be a Man" tape Think of John Wayne, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Arnold doesn't dance, he can hardly walk.
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Questioning Masculinity and Identity
Voice on "How To Be a Man" tape Well, how did you do... prissy boy?
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Celebrating a Teacher's Impact at Awards Night
Glenn Close This is Cameron's first nomination and he's in extremely good company. Tonight he joins fellow best actor nominee Paul Newman for "Coot", Clint Eastwood for "Codger", Michael Douglas for "Primary Urges" and Steven Seagal for "Snowball in Hell".
[at the Academy Awards]
Cameron Maybe I should thank someone else. Someone who's really been there, someone who taught me a lot, about poetry and Shakespeare, and just, y'know, stayin awake, man. Someone who's just an overall great guy, a great teacher... to Howard Brackett from Greenleaf, Indiana! And he's gay. Y'know, I've been thinking alot about this night, and I've decided to dedicate this whole night to a great, gay teacher. Mr. Brackett, WE WON!
Frank Brackett He used to mow our lawn. Never again.
[about Cameron]
Peter Malloy A teacher in trouble. A town under siege. A journey to the heartland. Stay tuned.
Berniece I need that wedding. I need some beauty and some music and some placecards before I die. It's like heroin.
Reporter Should gays be allowed to handle fresh produce?
Sonja I don't have time. I promised to do that photo shoot this afternoon. I have to shower and vomit!
Ava Blazer You can't be gay! You're a tramp!
[after one of the girls announces that she's gay]
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Legal Threat and Advice in Conversation
Howard I may sue!
Frank Brackett Get Johnny Cochrane, not that woman!
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A Playful Question on Masculinity
Voice on "How To Be a Man" tape Excuse me, are we a little teapot?
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Introducing a New Friend at the Intersection
Howard Brackett This is my Peter - uh, my friend Peter. We just met at the, uh, intersexual... homosection... INTERSECTION!
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A Mother's Opinion Disputed by Reality
Jennifer the Flower Girl My mom says it won't last.
Berniece Your mom's an alcoholic.
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Reflections on Romantic Poetry and Shakespeare
Howard Brackett Class: so, uh, where were we? Romantic poetry. Shakespeare. Talented. English. Dead.
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Concerns About Influence and Cults
Howard He may be under the influence of something. He may have joined a cult!
Frank Brackett That little zombie.
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Unconditional Love and Acceptance in Family
Berniece Howard, we want you to know: you're our son, and we'll always love you, gay, straight, red, green, if you rob a bank, if you kill someone.
Frank Brackett If you get drunk, climb a clock tower, and take out the town.
Berniece As long as you get married.
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Unexpected Revelation at a Wedding
Howard Brackett I just came out! At my wedding!
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Identity and Community in Relationships
Walter Brackett I'm a member of the community. And I'm gay.
Tom Halliwell But you're Howard's brother. As you know.
[pause]
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Questioning Reality and Sexuality in Society
Emily Montgomery Is everybody gay? Is this The Twilight Zone?
[Yelling outside the bar after Howard won't marry her because he is gay and after Peter Malloy turns down her advances because he is also gay]
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Frustration Over Repeated Movie Viewings
Emily Does anybody here know how many times I had to watch Funny Lady?
Howard It was a sequel. She was under contract.
Emily Fuck Barbra Streisand, and you!
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Unexpected Confessions About Relationships
Howard He's just never had a physical relationship with her.
[at confession, about "a friend"]
Father Tim Never? In three years?
Howard He respects her.
Father Tim He's gay!
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Acknowledging a Limited Filmography
Emily I've seen all your movies.
Cameron Both of them?
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Repetitive Affirmation Exercise in Dialogue Scene
Voice on tape Now, repeat after me: "Yo!
Howard Yo!
Voice on tape Hot damn!
Howard Hot damn!
Voice on tape What a fabulous window treatment!
Howard What a fabu...
Voice on tape That was a trick!
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Coming Out Reactions from Family and Friends
Peter One day I just clicked. I said: "Mom, dad, Sparky, I'm gay.
Howard So what happened?
Peter My mom cried, for exactly 10 seconds, my boss said: "Who cares?", and my dad said: "But you're so tall...!".
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A Plea for Food and Nourishment
Cameron Eat something, I'm begging you! You look like a swizzle stick.
Sonja Food?
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Trivia Exchange About Barbra Streisand
Peter What was Barbara Streisand's eighth album?
Howard Color Me Barbra.
Peter Stud!
Howard Everybody knows that!
Peter Everybody where? The little gay bar on the prairie?
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The Manly Man's Stance on Dancing
Voice on "How To Be a Man" tape Truly manly men do NOT dance.
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