Instant Sex

At the supermarket a middleaged man in an overcoat thats the worse for wear sees a can marked Instant Sex He buys it heads for his apartment and closes the door Lights flash flowers bloom the doormat levitates and the doorknob falls off He throws open the door and goes back for a few more cans More pyrotechnics He runs to the store for all he can buy But can too much sex be hazardous for your health