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The Nature of Fear and Its Scent
Jezelle Hartman
It needs to scare you. There's something in fear, something it can smell. Something that tells it if there's anything inside someone that it might...like.
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Importance of Functionality in Critical Moments
Trish Jenner
The point of having ] you idiot, is that it works when you need it!
[[w:Mobile technology|a portable phone]
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Discovery of a grim finding
Darry Jenner
...Trish...I think we found our body...
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Intrusion Concerns in the Cat Lady's Home
The Cat Lady
What the hell did you bring into my house?
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Warning About the Song's Dark Significance
Jezelle Hartman
When you hear that song you run, and I mean run! Cause that song means something terrible for you, something so terrible you couldn't dream of it...not in your worst most terrible nightmare!
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The Consequences of Insatiable Hunger
Jezelle Hartman
I think Its eaten too many hearts for Its own to ever stop...
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Misunderstanding and Its Consequences
Jezelle Hartman
You don't understand...
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Unsettling Encounter at the Gas Station
Waitress
Hey! That’s your car out by the pumps it’d it? Bunch of folks saw him from the window. That man at your car. He was standing by your car, sniffin’ that laundry; holdin’ big handfuls of it under his nose. Looked like he was likin’ it too.
Darry
Still think I bumped by head? Now this guy is after us! He’s after us because he knows what we saw. And now he even knows my name!
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Inquiry About Cats
Jezelle Hartman
Have you seen the cats yet?
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Driving Preferences in a Rural Setting
Darry
There's usually a reason why you like the long way home.
Trish
Gee, like, maybe I like the country?
Darry
Mmm, okay.
Trish
Just drive, brat.
Darry
Hey, I'm only thinking the same thing mom and dad are going to be thinking. "Trisha, Trisha why are you driving home for spring break with your brat brother, and not heading off somewhere with that nice Mr. Poli-Sci-Track-Team-Guy'?
Trish
Ugh, I will tell them the same thing I'll tell you: None of your goddamn business.
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Unrelenting Pursuit of an Unknown Threat
Jezelle Hartman
I don't know if its a demon or a devil...or just some hungry thing from some dark place in time...I just know that it's not gonna stop coming after you, or anyone else it wants to. Once it has the scent of something it likes...It can't, it can't stop.
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Call to Action Amidst Crisis
Jezelle Hartman
You've got missing persons and a fire in the next county, go do something useful!
[''To Sergeant Tubbs'']
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Tension and Humor in a Fractured Relationship
Trish
Could you possibly just shut up and drive, please?
Darry
You broke my heart in two. Now I can't find the...Duct tape to put it together for you." Come on, girl, sing along now. "When I met you, I thought I would die. I wanted to cry. Didn't know you were evil, or that you would hurt me...'Mr. Poli-Sci-Track-Team-Guy'. Turns out you're a twit and a real--" Jesus!
[''The Creeper's truck comes up behind them, horns blaring'']
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Fearful Confession in Jeepers Creepers
Darry Jenner
I'm so scared Trish.
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Something it likes in you
Jezelle Hartman
You've got something it likes... one of you.
[''To Trish and Darry'']
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Misunderstanding Over Game Points Between Siblings
Trish
Come on, Darry.
[''As Darry speeds up behind a camper'']
Darry
] that's mine. That's three for little bro'.
[''Trying to read the license plate that says 6A4EVR''; [w:Homosexuality|..."Gay-Gay Fever"--no, "Gay Forever." "Gay Forever,"]
Trish
That's a six, not a G, you idiot. That's "Sexy Forever." That's mine. That's five to two.
Darry
Shit.
Trish
Gay Fever?
Darry
Whoa...Sexy Forever, huh?
[''As they speed up next to the camper and see a middle aged couple'']
Trish
You know that is you in forty years.
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A Gruesome Discovery of Hidden Bodies
Darry Jenner
This guy must have 500, maybe 600 bodies down there, and I've seen um! Stuck up on the walls like some psycho version of the ]!
[[w:Sistine Chapel|Sistine Chapel]
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Debate on Staying or Leaving
Darry
We have to get out of here.
Trish
No, let's stay and feed the birds.
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A Question of Companionship
The Cat Lady
...You kids got anyone else with you?...
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Car Troubles and Miscommunication
Darry
Sounds alright. What?
[''After being run off the road by the creeper'']
Trish
Like either of us would know.
Darry
I know a little.
Trish
A car makes a strange noise you just get new tape, Darry. You told me.
Darry
I told you? I learned it from you.
Trish
].
[[w:Jesus H. Christ|Jesus Christ|]
Darry
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait... Wait, I’m thinking past the point of my own selfish little existence now, okay? We’re both pretty damn sure what we saw him dump down that pipe, right?
Trish
Yeah.
Darry
What if it's someone still alive?
Trish
What if it was?
Darry
Someone who needs help!
Trish
We can get help just as fast by getting to a phone.
Darry
Do you have any idea how far we are from the nearest ]
[[w:Payphone|pay phone?]
Trish
We were just attacked Darry!
Darry
And you don't even want to find out why? We look in the pipe, that's it.
Trish
Is this your idea of a little adventure or something? This is why girls are smarter, okay.
Darry
We look in the pipe; and if there's nothing there, nothing we can do we just drive on home and we call the cops. And you know that's what we should do?
Trish
Bullshit I do.
Darry
Bullshit you don't! Look me in the eye and tell me you can just drive away. Just drive off, leave whoever's back there, back there. Maybe find out later, they'd still be alive if you had just gone back.
Trish
Don't try and make this about the right thing to do. You just want to go back there and see if there's something nasty at the end of that pipe.
Darry
Okay, okay. What if it was you back there?
Trish
I am not getting out of this car!
Darry
You don't have to.
Trish
I am not!
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Power Cord vs. Nonfunctional Lighter
Darry
Don't worry I have a power cord for that.
[''About his cellphone'']
Trish
Yeah, and I have a cigarette lighter, THAT DOESN'T WORK!
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Deceptive Appearance of a Hidden Threat
Jezelle Hartman
It dresses like a man, but only to hide that it's not.
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Acknowledging Stupid Choices in Horror Films
Trish Jenner
You know the part in scary movies when somebody does something really stupid, and everybody hates him for it? This is it.
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Commentary on a Creepy Vehicle Choice
Darry Jenner
Get a load of that nasty old thing. What is that, the vehicle choice of assholes and fucking serial killers?
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Confronting Uncertainty in a Tense Situation
Trish
What the hell was that guy's problem?
[''After being attacked'']
Darry
For my 1st guess, ]
[[w:Inbreedng|'''''INBREEDING''''']
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Misunderstanding of Ownership in a Rural Setting
The Cat Lady
That's not my scarecrow.
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The Nature of the Creature's Consumption
Jezelle Hartman
It eats lungs so it can breath, it eats eyes so it can see. Whatever it eats...becomes a part of it.
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Comment on someone's appearance
Trish Jenner
You look like you just crawled out of a sewer.
[''To Darry'']
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The Horror of Losing One's Head
Darry Jenner
She did lose her head, Darla lost her head, just like they said. And you know what he did, Trish? You know what he did for her? H-He sewed it back on. He sewed it right back on...!
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The Creeper's 23-Year Cycle of Feeding
Jezelle Hartman
Every 23rd Spring for 23 days it gets to...eat...
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