15 quotes
Planning the Ultimate Heist
Taglines
They're on track for the biggest steal of their lives.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Joe Bang's Declaration of Incarceration
Joe Bang
I am in-car-ce-ra-ted.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
A Unique Heist with Unconventional Brothers
Taglines
2 Brothers. 3 arms. 1 incredible plan.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Searching for a Computer Expert
Jimmy Logan
We need, like, a computer whizz, like one of them Facebook boys.
Fish Bang
I know everything there is to know about computers, okay?
Jimmy Logan
Do you?
Fish Bang
All the Twitters, I know em.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Unexpected Loss in an Unlikely Situation
Clyde Logan
You sucked my arm off!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Researching a Bank Vault Challenge
Clyde Logan
A real bank vault?
Jimmy Logan
Yeah. It's a tough one, too. I looked it up on the Google.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Questioning Perceptions of Simplicity
Joe Bang
You Logans must be as simple-minded as people say.
Clyde Logan, Jimmy Logan
People say that?
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Discussion on Delayed Book Releases in Prison
Warden Burns
As warden, I can approve buying a copy of ] for the prison library to go up on the ] shelf. Now, the only problem is that ] and ] have yet to be published so those aren't available. Well, I can't do anything about what I can't control.
[[w:A Dance with Dragons|A Dance with Dragons; [w:Game of Thrones|Game of Thrones; [w:The Winds of Winter|The Winds of Winter; [w:A Dream of Spring|A Dream of Spring]
Naaman
That is total bullshit! ] was supposed to deliver The Winds of Winter to his publisher over two years ago.
[[George R. R. Martin]
Warden Burns
I know that was the original deadline. That's what it says here. But I'm reading to you from the Wikipedia page. It also says that Martin had a grueling promotion schedule or something, and it's interfered with his writing schedule. He's failed to complete The Winds of Winter.
Naaman
That don't make no sense. Those two guys who transferred in from Federal last month knew about all the new stuff with the hot chick and her dragons.
Warden Burns
No. I'm telling you, I believe those two inmates had that information from watching the TV series. Again, I'm reading to you. The series has jumped ahead! It's no longer following the books!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Hidden Meanings in Song Lyrics
Sadie Logan
I finally know what song I'm gonna sing for Talent!
Jimmy Logan
What song?
Sadie Logan
] by ].
[[w:Umbrella (song)|Umbrella; [Rihanna]
Dylan Chapman
When Rihanna sings Umbrella, she's not really singing about a rain umbrella. She's really singing about her vagina. It's code.
Jimmy Logan
Who told you that?
Dylan Chapman
Everybody.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Race Day Tribute and Excitement
Sam Bang
That's a vagrant fliolation!
Darrell Waltrip
It's an honor to be able to start this 600-mile race here on Memorial Day. Boogity, boogity, boogity! Let's go racing for those who made the ultimate sacrifice, boys!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Science and Uncertainty in Joe Bang's Perspective
Joe Bang
Is it twenty or is it thirty?... We are dealing with science here!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Robbery Nicknamed "Ocean's 7-Eleven
Reporter
What do you think of the robbery?
Woman on the News #1
Well, I heard that they're calling it "Ocean's 7-Eleven", cos they found that truck with the money behind a convenience store.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
A Playful Exchange Among Characters
Joe Bang
Well, hello. I guess someone grew up. What's your name again, little Logan?
Mellie Logan
Mellie.
Joe Bang
Mellie! Mellie, Mellie, Mellie. That rhymes with... smelly. Nice.
Clyde Logan
Shut up.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Joe Bang's Bold Declaration of Vulnerability
Joe Bang
I'm about to get nekked... back here. No peeking.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
A Different Perspective on Theft
Taglines
See how the other half steals.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.