Unexpected Discoveries and Light Banter
Hobie:
It's funny, a grown woman outside a door listening in.
Melinda:
Oh, by the way, I found a scrap of your pajamas in my door.
Hobie: [sheepishly]
Oh...really? You found that. I'll have to tell my laundress.
Melinda:
You don't have a laundress.
Hobie:
Well, marry me, and we'll get a laundress.
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Political Labels and Personal Preferences
Hobie:
I think it'd be only fair to tell you. I'm a Liberal.
Stacey:
Oh. Are you talking politically, or in the bedroom?
Hobie:
I was talking politically. In the bedroom I'm a left-wing Liberal.
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Music's Emotional Impact on Relationships
Melinda:
You're the piano player.
Ellis:
Not anymore. I'm on a break. A mysterious stranger has, uh, temporarily taken over, and I must say she plays beautifully. Hey, are your eyes misting over?
Melinda:
The song... it's meaningful to me. It was playing the night I met someone.
Ellis:
So, are they tears of sorrow or tears of joy?
Melinda:
Well, aren't they the same tears?
Ellis:
Yeah.
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Skepticism About Medical Advice and Treatment
Walt:
Maybe you should go back to your shrink. Discuss it.
Hobie:
He just recommended Prozac. I think he has stock in the company, honestly.
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Communication Struggles in a Relationship
Hobie:
We used to make love all the time and now, there's always an excuse.
Susan:
I told you, I'm going through an emotionally difficult time creatively.
Hobie:
You feel like we don't communicate anymore?
Susan:
Of course we communicate. Now can we not talk about it anymore?
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The Value of Belonging in Social Circles
Susan:
I wish we could afford a place in the Hamptons. Everybody who's anybody has one.
Hobie:
Yeah, but if you're somebody who's nobody, it's no fun to be around anybody who's everybody.
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A Humorous Exchange About Carsickness
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A Disturbing Conversation About Sleeping Pills
Melinda:
Uh I've been having a bad time so I just took some sleeping pills.
Hobie:
Sleeping pills? How many?
Melinda:
Uh... 28.
Susan:
Oh my God! Hobie, make some black coffee.
Melinda:
No, I'm allergic to coffee, but do you have any vodka?
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A Cleaning Woman's Unexpected Windfall
Hobie:
Excuse the mess. My cleaning woman just won $60 million, so I gave her the night off.
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Reflecting on a Unique Performance Experience
Hobie:
Did I tell you I played Uncle Vanya once? With a limp. It was interesting.
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Reflecting on a Memorable Performance
Hobie: [[King Lear]
They still talk about my portrayal of ]. I played it with a limp.
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The Balance of Hope and Reality
Melinda:
You know, life is manageable enough if you keep your hopes modest. The minute you allow yourself sweet dreams you run the risk of them crashing down.
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The Cruelty of Life and Potential
Lee:
Life has a malicious way of dealing with great potential.
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