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Coffee Critique Among Team Members
Ethan Hunt
Yeah. Could we get a cappuccino machine in here? Cause I don't know what you call this.
Jack Harmon
I call it cruel and unusual.
Claire Phelps
Hey, I made that coffee.
Ethan Hunt
Exactly. Is it possible that it's any worse than the sludge you made in that barn in Kiev?
Claire Phelps
Thank you.
[sarcastically]
Jim Phelps
Take it easy on my wife's coffee.
Ethan Hunt
We missed you in Kiev, Jim.
Jim Phelps
Missed you too, Ethan.
Jack Harmon
You're off on one of your cushy recruiting assignments again?
Ethan Hunt
Yeah, where did they put you up this time? The Plaza?
Jim Phelps
Drake Hotel, Chicago.
Jack Harmon
Ooh! Punishing! 24-hour room service!
Ethan Hunt
Yeah, chauffeured cars.
Jack Harmon
Fat expense accounts.
Ethan Hunt
He's getting soft in his old age.
Jack Harmon
Yes he is, look at him.
Jim Phelps
All right. Now, listen, if that list gets out into the open, the names of all our agents in every country in Eastern Europe will be up for grabs to the highest bidders. Third World terrorists, arms dealers, drug lords, any and everybody who'd love to get rid of long-term coverts like us. If they're exposed, they'll be executed. So, I'll run the whole show from the crow's nest here. Everyone knows their roles. Let's punch out the details.
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Ethan and Luther Prepare for Action
Ethan Hunt
{{small|One. Two.}} Three. TOAST. TOAST.
[testing decibel meter on his wrist]
Luther Stickel
Check.
[through radio]
Ethan Hunt
{{small|Good. Okay, Luther, I'm goin in. Everest, man, you ready to plant the flag?}}
Luther Stickell
Damn!
Ethan Hunt
{{small|Krieger, from here on in, absolute silence.}}
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Miscommunication About Apology and Misunderstandings
Luther Stickell
Reach your folks? How do they feel?
[Ethan nods]
Ethan Hunt
About what?
Luther Stickell
The apology from the Justice Department, VIP treatment. You know, the whole nine yards.
Ethan Hunt
Well, my mom was a little confused how the DEA could mistake her and Uncle Donald for a couple of dope smugglers in the Florida Keys.
[holds up a glass of beer]
Luther Stickell
Cheers.
[holds up his glass]
Ethan Hunt
To you, Luther. And being off the disavowed list.
Luther Stickell
Hey, I'm the flavor of the month. Why don't you come back with me?
Ethan Hunt
I just...don't know why I'd be doing it. Better go catch my flight. So, how does it feel to be a solid citizen again?
Luther Stickell
Man, I don't know. I'm gonna miss bein disreputable.
Ethan Hunt
Well, Luther, if it makes you feel any better, I'll always think of you that way.
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Tension Between Senator and Jack Harmon
Sarah Davies
Tell me, Senator, do you all have someone on your staff named Jack?
Jack Harmon
Relax your crack, Foghorn, I'm working on it.
[seeing Hunt's point]
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Ethan Hunt's Desperate Call to Claire
Ethan Hunt
WAKE UP, CLAIRE! JIM'S DEAD! MY TEAM'S DEAD! THEY'RE ALL DEAD!
[to Claire]
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Mission Briefing and Team Introduction
Jim Phelps
I prefer the theater.
Flight Attendant
Would you consider the cinema of the Ukraine?
Jim Phelps
Perhaps you'll choose one for me. Thank you.
[She gives him a cassette]
Voice on Tape
Good morning, Mr. Phelps. The man you're looking at is Alexander Golitsyn, an attaché at our embassy in Prague. He is also a traitor. He has stolen one half of the CIA NOC list, a record of all our deep-cover agents working in Eastern Europe. For security reasons, the NOC list is divided in two. The portion that Golitsyn already has contains code names, but this half is useless without its mate, which matches the code names with their true names. It is this half which Golitsyn plans to steal from the embassy during a reception tomorrow night. Your mission, Jim, should you choose to accept it, is to obtain photographic proof of the theft, shadow Golitsyn to his buyer, and apprehend them both. We've already dispatched a team selected from your usual group. Sarah Davies is already undercover, Jack Harmon can hack into any security system, Hannah Williams will handle surveillance, your wife Claire will cover transport, and Ethan Hunt will be your pointman as usual. He is now in Kiev and will rendezvous in Prague at a safehouse of your choosing. As always, should you or any member of your I.M. force be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow all knowledge of your actions. This tape will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck, Jim.
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Unexpected Encounters in Secret Meetings
Ethan Hunt
I thought I was going to see Max.
[face covered by hood]
Matthias
You misunderstood. No one sees Max.
Ethan Hunt
Then what am I doing here?
Matthias
Allowing Max to see you and hear what you've got to say.
Ethan Hunt
I don't communicate very well through a shroud.
Matthias
If Max doesn't like what you have to say, you will be wearing that shroud indefinitely.
Ethan Hunt
I'm willing to take the chance.
[thinks a second]
Matthias
Very well.
Max
Who are you and what are you doing here?
Ethan Hunt
I need $150,000.
Max
Oh, really?....And you thought if you simply showed up, I might give it to you?
[Laughing]
Ethan Hunt
Why not? You gave Job 125.
Max
Hmmm... The penny drops. You are not Job... Job is not given to quoting scripture in his communications... Then there was its tone, aggressive but playful. Job is not playful... So you are something of a paradox.
Ethan Hunt
Well, that depends.
Max
On what?
Ethan Hunt
Whether you like a paradox.
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Traffic Command in Mission: Impossible
Ethan Hunt
RED LIGHT! GREEN LIGHT!
[Holding the wad of explosive chewing gum before jumping off a chopper in the Channel Tunnel]
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Planning a Complex Operation with Multiple Players
Ethan Hunt
Simple game. Four players. Exfil opens the pocket, Cyber Ops lifts the wallet.
Franz Krieger
Bank?
Ethan Hunt
IMF mainframe.
[shakes his head]
Franz Krieger
Where exactly is it?
Ethan Hunt
In Langley.
Luther Stickell
In Langley? The-one-in-Virginia Langley?
Franz Krieger
Inside CIA headquarters at Langley? Is he serious?
[to Claire]
Claire Phelps
Always.
Franz Krieger
If we're going to Virginia, why don't we drop by Fort Knox? I can fly a helicopter right in through the lobby and set it down inside the vault. And it would be a hell of a lot easier than breaking into the goddamn CIA.
[scoffs]
Luther Stickell
What are we downloading?
Ethan Hunt
Information.
Luther Stickell
What kind?
Ethan Hunt
Profitable.
Claire Phelps
Payment on delivery.
Luther Stickell
I don't know. I just don't know.
[doubtfully]
Ethan Hunt
Well, this doesn't sound like the Luther Stickell I heard of. What'd they used to call you? The Net Ranger? Phineas Phreak? The only man alive who actually hacked NATO Ghost Com.
Luther Stickell
There was never any physical evidence that I had anything to do with that... with that... ...that exceptional piece of work.
[smiles]
Ethan Hunt
You don't know what you're missing. This is the Mount Everest of hacks.
Luther Stickell
You're all kidding yourselves. Even with top-of-the-line crypto, Cray access, STU-3's...
Claire Phelps
Krieger can get it. Right?
[cuts him off; to Krieger]
Franz Krieger
It may take a little time.
Ethan Hunt
What the hell do you mean, a little time? That's not what Claire tells me about you.
Luther Stickell
Thinking Machine laptops? I'm talking about the 686 prototypes, with the artificial intelligence RISC chip.
[to Krieger]
Franz Krieger
Twenty-four hours.
Luther Stickell
And, uh, I get to keep the equipment when we're done.
[laughs]
Ethan Hunt
Well, Luther, I guess you're all out of excuses.
Luther Stickell
Hmm. Look, uh, I just can't hack my way inside. See, there's no modem access to the mainframe. It's in what we call a standalone, which means I'd have to be physically at the terminal.
[laughs]
Ethan Hunt
Relax, Luther. It's much worse than you think. The terminal is in a black-vault lockdown. The only person allowed in the room has to pass through a series of security checks.
[voice-over, the scene goes to William Donloe approaching the door to the computer vault]
CIA Analyst William Donloe
William Donloe.
[to keypad microphone]
Ethan Hunt
The first is a voice-print identification, and a six-digit access code. This only gets him into the outer room. Next he has to pass a retinal scan. And finally, the intrusion countermeasures are only deactivated by a double electronic key card... ...which we won't have. Now, inside the black vault, there are three systems operating whenever the technician is out of the room. The first is sound-sensitive. Anything above a whisper sets it off. The second system detects any increase in temperature. Even the body heat of an unauthorized person in the room will trigger it if the temperature rises just a single degree. Now, that temperature is controlled by the air conditioning coming in through an overhead duct, 30 feet above the floor. That vent is guarded by a laser net.
[voice-over; Donloe enters a code; the door opens and he enters an office; Donloe removes his glasses and looks into a retinal scanner; Donloe inserts his ID card into a reader; cut to Hunt on the train; Donloe then enters the vault and logs in at the terminal]
Ethan Hunt
The third system's on the floor and is pressure-sensitive. The slightest increase in weight will trigger the alarm. And any one of these systems, if set off, will activate an automatic lockdown. Now, believe me when I tell you, gentlemen, all three systems are state-of-the-art.
[voice-over; Donloe shuts the door, activating the security systems]
Luther Stickell
And you really think we can do this?
[After a stunned silence]
Ethan Hunt
We're going to do it.
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The Limits of Emotional Impact in Conflict
Ethan Hunt
If you're dealing with someone who's crushed, shot, stabbed, and detonated five members of his own IMF team, how devastated do you really think you're gonna make him by hauling Ma and Uncle Donald down to the county courthouse?
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Exfiltration Plan and Acknowledgment of Loss
Eugene Kittridge
I am...I can't tell you how sorry I am. I know how much Jim, in particular, meant to you, Ethan...personally as well as professionally.
Ethan Hunt
Yeah.
Eugene Kittridge
Here's a passport, visa. Usual drill. We'll work the exfiltration through Canada, debrief you at Langley. Throw the Prague police a bone or two. You know, toss them a few suspects....You follow me?
Ethan Hunt
Yeah, I follow.
Eugene Kittridge
I think we've lost enough agents for one night.
Ethan Hunt
You mean, I've lost enough agents for one night.
Eugene Kittridge
You seem hell-bent on blaming yourself, Ethan.
Ethan Hunt
Who else is left?
Eugene Kittridge
Yeah. I see your point.
Ethan Hunt
Why was there another team?
Eugene Kittridge
What?
Ethan Hunt
Of IMF agents at the embassy tonight.
Eugene Kittridge
I don't quite follow you.
Ethan Hunt
Well, see if you can follow me around the room. The drunk Russians on the embankment at 7:00 and 8:00...The couple waltzing around me at the embassy at 9:00 and 11:00...The waiter standing behind Hannah at the top of the stairs..Bow tie, 12:00...The other IMF team. You're worried about me. Why?
Eugene Kittridge
Well, for a little over two years we've been spotting serious blowback in IMF operations. We have a penetration. The other day, we decoded a message on the internet from a Czech we know as Max.
Ethan Hunt
The arms dealer.
Eugene Kittridge
That's right. Max, it seems, has two unique gifts: a capacity for anonymity and for corrupting susceptible agents. This time, he'd gotten to someone on the inside. He'd gotten himself in a position to buy our NOC list. An operation he referred to as "Job 314." The job he thought Golitsyn was doing tonight.
Ethan Hunt
But the list Golitsyn stole was a decoy.
Eugene Kittridge
That's correct. The actual list is secure at Langley. Golitsyn was a lightning rod. He was one of ours.
Ethan Hunt
This whole operation was a mole hunt. This whole operation was a mole hunt.
Eugene Kittridge
Yeah. The mole's deep inside. And, like you said, you survived. I want to show you something, Ethan. Since your father's death your family's farm has been in receivership, and now, suddenly, they're flush with over $120,000 in the bank. Your father's illness was supposed to have wiped out that bank account. Dying slowly in America, after all, can be a very expensive proposition. So...why don't we quietly get out of here and onto a plane? I can understand you're very upset.
Ethan Hunt
Kittridge, you've never seen me very upset.
Eugene Kittridge
All right, Hunt. Enough is enough. You have bribed, cajoled, and killed, and you have done it using loyalties on the inside. You want to shake hands with the devil, that's fine with me. I just want to make sure that you do it in hell!
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Deployment Order for Radar Tower Assignment
Eugene Kittridge
I want him manning a radar tower in Alaska by the end of the day. Just mail him his clothes.
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Strategic Approach to Pressure Points
Eugene Kittridge
Let's not waste time chasing after him; let's make him come to us. Everyone has pressure points, Barnes. You find something that's personally important to someone and... you squeeze.
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Humor and Tension Among Team Members
Ethan Hunt
Saved your ass again, Jack.
Jack Harmon
Give me a break, Pops.
Sarah Davies
Such a nice ass.
Jack Harmon
And a lonely ass.
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Mission Activation in Central Europe
Ethan Hunt
My God.
[wiping blood from his hands]
Operator
Satcom seven.
Ethan Hunt
Central Europe, unsecured.
Operator
Designator?
Ethan Hunt
Bravo-echo-one-one.
Operator
Switching.
[dials number]
Eugene Kittridge
This is Kittridge.
Ethan Hunt
Go secure.
Eugene Kittridge
Okay, go ahead.
Ethan Hunt
This is Ethan Hunt. They're dead.
Eugene Kittridge
What? Who's dead?
Ethan Hunt
My team. My team is DEAD!
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Secrecy and Consequences in Mission: Impossible
Eugene Kittridge
You and I know about this. That's where it stops, understand? It never happened.
Frank Barnes
What about him?
Eugene Kittridge
I want him manning a radar tower in Alaska by the end of the day. Just mail him his clothes.
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In-flight Conversation About Movies
Flight Attendant
Excuse me. Mr. Hunt? Would you like to watch a movie?
Ethan Hunt
Oh, uh, no thank you.
Flight Attendant
Would you consider the cinema of the Caribbean? Aruba, perhaps?
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Debate on Mission Outcomes and Ethics
Ethan Hunt
Zero body-count.
Franz Krieger
We'll see.
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Secrets and Accountability in Government Operations
Tape Recorder
This tape will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck, Jim.
Jack Harmon
Stick of gum, right? No. Red light, green light. Come up against a lock you can't pick, you mash them together... Hasta lasagna, don't get any on ya. You'll have about five seconds. Just don't chew it.
[''referring to a stick of exploding gum''; imitates an explosion]
Senator John Waltzer
I want to know who these people are and how they're spending our taxpayers money. We were living in a democracy the last time I checked.
Max
I don't have to tell you what a comfort anonymity can be in my profession. It's like a warm blanket.
Franz Krieger
Try any sleight of hand with my money and I'll cut your throat.
Jim Phelps
When you think about it, Ethan, it was inevitable. No more Cold War. No more secrets you keep from everyone but yourself. Operations, you answer to no one but yourself. And then one day, you wake up, the President of the United States is running the country without your permission. That son-of-a-bitch,Kittridge !? how-dare-he? And you realize, it's over. You're an obsolete piece of hardware not worth upgrading, you got a lousy marriage and sixty-two grand a year.
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Greeting a familiar adversary
Eugene Kittridge
Good morning, Mr. Phelps...
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Legal Tensions in Negotiation
Eugene Kittridge
Hello, Max.
Max
My lawyers are going to have a field day with this. Entrapment, jurisdictional conflict...
Eugene Kittridge
Well, maybe we'll just leave the courts out of this one.
Max
I'm sure we can find something I have that you need.
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Challenging the Elusiveness of Trained Operatives
Eugene Kittridge
What can we do, Barnes? Put a guy at the airport? How many identities do you think Hunt has? How many times has he slipped past customs, in how many countries? These guys are trained to be ghosts. We taught them to do it for Christ's sake.
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