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Mr. Baseball Quotes

"He's the biggest thing to hit Japan since Godzilla!"

PG-13 1992 · 1h 48m
59
Audience
59
Audience
11 quotes
Cultural Differences and Personal Change in Relationships
Uchiyama-san Can I come in? Nice place! I have come on behalf of Jack. He wants you to know... He loves you and wants to discuss the future with you, when your "jets are cool.
[Hiroko lets him enter; looks around; presses button on stereo remote; music plays but he turns off; radio continues but he turns it off]
Hiroko Uchiyama But he's like you, father. He will not change.
Uchiyama-san Changes occurring all around. Perhaps you should listen first.
Hiroko He is a foreign ball player
Uchiyama Who you are in love with.
Hiroko It doesn't matter.
Uchiyama-san It does matter... More than anything, doesn't it? This is for you.
[offers paper bag he brought]
Hiroko Very nice of him.
[sees item]
Uchiyama-san It's not from him, it's from me. From now on... I want to speak to you from my heart with no holding back.
Hiroko Father.
[slightly emotional; they embrace]
Frustration Over Past Glory and Current Performance
Jack Elliot I don't believe this. I'm a World Series MVP!
Skip That was four years ago, Jack.
Trey You hit .235 last season.
Elliot Last season? I led this club in 9th-inning doubles in the month of August! Screw it man, I don't wanna play where I'm not wanted here. What are my choices? I'm ready.
[throws off his cap]
Skip There aren't exactly choices, Jack. We only had one taker so we... took.
[clears throat]
Trey We called everyone, Jack, Canada...
Elliot No, not Canada!
Skip It goes without saying.
[as Elliot talks]
Elliot I ain't paying those taxes!
Trey It's not Canada.
[laughs]
Elliot Not ]... No! Say it's not Cleveland!
[[w:Cleveland Indians|Cleveland]
Trey Not Cleveland.
[looks at Skip]
Skip We got a call from a manager in...
[clears throat]
Elliot What?
Skip ...Japan.
Elliot Japan?
Skip Yes, the uh... chu-chey? chu?
Elliot Hey.. Forget it!
Skip Chunichi.
Elliot No. I'm a Major Leaguer! There's no way I'm gonna play in Japan!
Skip If you wanna play this season Jack, you're a Chunichi Dragon.
Elliot A ]?
[[w:Chunichi Dragons|Chunichi Dragon]
Cultural Differences Amidst a Baseball Game
Hiroko Uchiyama I'm working.
[in Japanese]
Colleague But the game is about to start, aren't you going?
Hiroko No... Foreigner charming, foreigner romantic... foreigner going home to America.
Colleague I'm so sorry.
[humbling; bows]
Hiroko No, it's ok.
Colleague I'll see you!
[leaves]
Hiroko See you.
Critique of a Baseball Swing
Jack Elliot What did he say?
Hiroko Uchiyama He says, "You have a hole in your swing.
Elliot Like father, like son huh?
Uchiyama Everybody can see it but you.
[in English]
Hiroko Uchiyama Why do you always put people down? You always do! And try to fit everybody in the same mold!
[to her father, in Japanese; stands up; walks off]
Uchiyama Hiroko, sit down!
[in Japanese]
Hiroko Try a little understanding! and you, Jack... Grow up!
[to her father; Jack smiles at Hiroko standing up to her father; Jack looks at the mention of his name; leaves]
A Conversation About Thirst and Encouragement
Elliot You look thirsty, Chief. What do you say I buy ya a beer?
Uchiyama Later! AGAIN!
Elliot You're no fun anymore...
[mutters]
Uchiyama C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! Pick it up! Pick it up! Harder! Harder, Jack!
Ryoh Mukai Looks like Elliot's run out of excuses.
[as the other players come out on the field for practice, in Japanese]
Cultural Impact of a Baseball Player
Taglines He's the biggest thing to hit Japan since Godzilla.
Tensions Rise Among Team Members
Max DuBois Jack, dammit he tipped his hat, it means he didn't mean it!
[pulls him away]
Jack I don't care if he ate his GODDAMN HAT!!! I've had it!
Yoji Jack-san, no!
Jack Bullshit! Yoji!!
[tries to the punch the pitcher... but Yoji is knocked out instead]
Max I'm sick and tired of this shit. Haven't you heard a word I said? You're really pissing me off now! Now just take your base and get with the program!
[puts down Jack]
Jack You too, huh Max?
Max You know the one thing I didn't miss about playing in the States? It's putting up with hotshots like you. Now I don't even have that anymore!
[points at Jack; walks off]
Chunichi Dragons GM Hiroshi Nakamura Suspend Elliot indefinitely... and consider yourself out as soon as a replacement is found. You have brought dishonor to the team!
[coldly; leaves]
Contractual Tensions in Baseball Management
Chunichi Dragons GM Hiroshi Nakamura He is becoming an embarrassment to us. You do not appear to have found the answer to the Giants.
Uchiyama As usual they stand between us and the pennant. I beg your patience.
Nakamura Our patience is running out. And your CONTRACT is running out.
[the executives leave]
Embracing Challenges in Baseball and Life
Taglines An inspirational baseball movie.
Building Bridges of Friendship in the Team
Jack Elliot I would like to apologize to you all. From now on, I would like to make an effort, to be a real member of the team. And between us, I'd like to build... a chopstick ..an edge. A bridge? Build a bridge of friendship.
[in Japanese talking to players during a lull in training; Yoji signals him to speak that last one differently; bows deeply to the team]
Cultural Misunderstandings in Sports Humor
Jack Elliot Any of you guys speak Americano? Jack Elliot here bringing you the best in Major League thrills for the fellas, and free mustache rides for the ladies.
[addresses some Japanese at the bleachers]
Woman in Orange jacket I have seen "free mustache rides" offered on t-shirts in America. Always by guys you would not want to ride with.
Elliot Sorry.
[removes hat in respect]