Rifftrax Live Samurai Cop (2017)

The Samurai Cop is here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and hes already infringed on enough movies and cliches so hes just going to stop with that introduction right there Yes the cop they call Samurai has travelled to Los Angeles from a faraway land they call San Diego Because it would just make no sense to have the movie take place in San Diego or to have the cop be from LA to start with Or yknow Japan Decapitations explosions poorly subbed in stunt doubles mangled dialogue prominent lion heads and unfortunate banana hammocks abound in this extremely eightiesy nineties movie Join Mike Kevin Bill and Alfonso Rafael Federico Sebastian for Samurai Cop