19 quotes
Fear and Frustration Among Friends
Cindy
(screaming) Oh my God, Brenda! We're gonna die!
Brenda
It would have just been you if you had just shut the fuck up!
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A Prayer Interrupted by Laughter
Father McFeely
Let us pray.
Father Harris
Our Father...
Hugh Kane/Megan Vorhees
(laughs excessively in a deep voice)
Father Harris
Stop it!
Hugh Kane/Megan Voorhees
(continues laughing)
Father Harris
Zip it!
Hugh Kane/Megan Voorhees
(laughs some more)
Father McFeely
Thy kingdom come...
Hugh Kane/Megan Voorhees
Your mother sucks cocks in Hell!
Father McFeely
Oh, shit...
Hugh Kane/Megan Voorhees
(laughs)
Father McFeely
(pulls out a gun) Suck on this.
Hugh Kane/Megan Voorhees
Uh-oh.
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Urgent Message from the Ghost Voice
Ghost Voice
(distantly) Cindy! I want you to know to what happened to me... Look in the music room! Check the music room!
Cindy
Where are you?
Ghost Voice
(very clear) Check the fucking music room!
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A Prayer of Frustration and Gratitude
Alex
God is good. God is great. But not all the time, sometimes He could be a real asshole. Praying for twenty-four years, not one goddamn message on my answering machine. If You're listening and I know You're up there, thanks for all this food, since it's the least You could do. Amen. Let's eat.
[deleted scene]
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Increased Intensity and Boldness
Taglines
More Merciless. More Shameless.
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Unexpected Responses from Unlikely Characters
Dwight
Heh-hey! Hey there little guy, how are you doing?
Parrot
Fuck off, four eyes!
Dwight
H... h... I beg your pardon?
Parrot
I said: "Fuck off... four eyes.
Dwight
You know, I oughta kick your ass-!
Shorty
Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Relax, son, it's just a bird. Hi, little birdy... Polly want a cracker?
Parrot
Polly want your mama's sweet ass!
Shorty
(stunned) What did Polly say to me?
Parrot
I said: "Polly wants your mama's... sweet ass".
Shorty
You don't be talking bout my mama son, you don't know my mama, son!
Parrot
Yeah, I know your mama, I fucked her last night.
Shorty
You want beef?! I'll fuck you up!
Parrot
Ooooh! I'm shaking, I'm shaking!
Shorty
Aw no, fuck this, I'm handling this shit like a gentleman, y'all. Hold my tooth, son.
Parrot
Yeah, come on, bitch, you and that Kotter's hairstyle wanna piece of me?! Come on, bring it on!
Shorty
What, you hardcore?! Gimme somethin'!
Parrot
Let me outta here, come on, pussy! Let me outta here, I'll fuck you up!
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A Parrot's Bold and Crude Statement
Parrot
Check it out. You ever seen a bird dick this big? Too much for ya, eh, honey? Well, step off, sweet cheeks! Come back when you want some real love.
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A Prayer with Unusual References
Father Harris
Holy Lord, Almighty Father, Everlasting God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, and the Virgin Mary's baby daddy, Holy Lord, Almighty Father, Everlasting God, who once concerned that Fallen Tyrant to the flames of Hell, who sent your only Son in the world to crush that Roaring Tiger, and who got that unholy bitch Jerri kicked off of ]!
[while exorcising Megan; [w:Survivor|Survivor]
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A Tense Standoff Between Two Characters
Dwight
I know what you thinking. Did I fire three shots or 117? Well, do you feel lucky, (pause) punk? Do you (pause) feel lucky? (says faster) Do you feel lucky, punk?
Hugh Kane
(deep, growling voice) Shoot me, motherfucker!
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Parrot's Desperate Plea for Silence
Parrot
(to Cindy) Oh, God, will you shut the fuck up! Why couldn't you have just left me there to die?! Give me a fuckin rope, I'll hang myself! (grabs the stick he's sitting on with his beak, hanging from it) Here I go, I'll hang myself!
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Father McFeely's Frustration in Scary Movie 2
Father McFeely
(as Megan's head spins around, Father McFeely turns to leave) Fuck this!
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Dare to Experience the Fear
Taglines
The Movie That Dares You To Come.
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Disagreement Over Singing in the Car
Cindy
(singing terribly along with the radio to Vitamin C and swerving all over the road) As we go on, We remember, All the times we, Had together, And as our lives change, Come whatever, We will still be Friends Forever. -
Vitamin C
Hey! Will you shut the fuck up and let me sing?!
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Candy as Comfort in Distress
Father McFeely
How is she?
Mrs. Voorhees
It's gotten worse, Father. She won't eat. She won't talk. The child won't let me touch her.
Father McFeely
Yes, sometimes you have to give them candy.
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Divine Assistance and Dietary Consequences
Father McFeely
Oh, God. Please, Lord, help me to release this demon! (groans and farts forcefully and is relieved) Ahh! Thank you, Lord, the most merciful Almighty. Oh... hold on. (farts forcefully again) Ahhh, ah! Oh, those enchiladas!
[grunting on the toilet]
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Divided Opinions on Team Safety
Dwight Hartman
Let's split up.
Brenda
Unh-unh, unh-unh, unh-unh, unh-unh-UNH! Now wait a minute, hold up! How come when anytime this scary shit happens, and we should stick together, you white people always say "let's split up"?
Theo
She's right, we should stick together.
Dwight
She's right. Okay. (pointing to Cindy, Buddy and Theo in the group) You three, follow me!
Shorty
Ain't that a bitch?
Brenda
We gonna die, y'all.
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Scientific Discovery and Personal Ambitions
Professor
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Dwight. I say when we pull the plug. We're about to make the scientific discovery of the century, and I am this close to getting laid.
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Party Anthem from Scary Movie 2
Exorcist Party Go-ers
(singing) Shake ya ass! Watch ya self! Shake ya ass! Show me what you workin with!
Mrs. Voorhees
(singing) Attention, all you young players and pimps, right now is the place to be.
Father Harris
(singing) I thought I told y'all niggas before, y'all niggas don't fuck with me!
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Unexpected Consequences of Birdseed Choices
Parrot
God damn it, what the fuck did you put in this birdseed?! (screams as bird poop sprays the wall) God, that was a big one!
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