Schuks Tshabalalas Survival Guide to South Africa

Leon Schuster or Schuks Tshabalala and Shorty Alfred Ntombela intend to produce a movie as a visual guide and aid for foreigners coming to SA for the World Cup Schuks Tshabalala is a teacher and tour guide to a mixed bag of tourists who are taking his survival guide to SA very seriously Shorty as usual is his best friend assistant and conscience The students include Heinz from Germany Yoti from Greece JeanPierre from France Koert from The Netherlands Rajin from India Maggie from Ireland and Xing Xang from China among others They are genuinely eager to learn about SA so Schuks and Shorty are only too happy to oblige What follows is a series of hysterical demonstrations of life in SA as they attempt to answer all the questions posed by potential visitors