Scooby-Doo (2002) - Quotes

Taglines: A Hero Will Rise. On Four Legs.

Taglines: Doo Happens June 14

Taglines: Be Afraid. Be Kind of Afraid.

Taglines: The New Doo 2002

Taglines: Throughout The Ages, One Hero Has Cowered Above The Rest.

Taglines: He lives and he is unleashed

Velma: Fred, I can't believe you took credit for my plan again.

Fred: Velma.

Daphne: Some plan. The ghost pawed me for an hour and a half.

Fred: Daph, look. It's not our fault you always get kidnapped.

Daphne: I do not always get kidnapped. Can't believe you say that to me.

Velma: [Daphne angrily snatches Velma's glasses off her face in retaliation] Oh, please. You come with your own ransom note. Hey, my glasses!

Shaggy: How groovy is this, man? Spooky Island finally came through with its all-you-can-eat deal. And there's nobody I'd rather gorge myself with than you, Scooby-Doo.

Scooby: Aww. My best friend.

Shaggy: [Shaggy eats a piece of pizza with a hot pepper on it. He gulps it then spits it out as Scooby chuckles] You're my best friend, buddy. And you're beautiful like a beautiful piece of pizza. Zoinks! These peppers are, like, hot!

Scooby: Wimp.

Shaggy: Wimp? Do you think you could handle it? Then why don't you put your mouth where your mouth is?

Scooby: OK.

Scooby: Huh?

Shaggy: Scooby, are you feeling OK?

Scooby: Oh, no!!!!

Waitress: [as Scooby grabs a jug of water from her platter] Hey!

Shaggy: [Shaggy grabs a bottle of ketchup. He pulls out Scooby's tongue from his mouth and squirts ketchup on it. As Shaggy lets his tongue go, Scooby sighs with relief] Here you go, dude! Like, how'd that taste, man?

Scooby: Mmm! Delicious!

Shaggy: [Shaggy grabs two jars of hot peppers, one for him and one for Scooby. They take off the lids and clink them together] Well, garcon, let's get two more! On the count of 3.

Scooby and Shaggy: 1… 2… 3!

Daphne: We did it!

Fred: Yes, we did.

Daphne: Fred, cut it out!

Scrappy: Scrappy-Dappy-Doo!

Scooby: Hey!

Scrappy: Ghosts don't stand a chance with me. Let me at em! I'll rack em! I'll sock em!

Fred: Scrappy, for the thousandth time, there's no such thing as ghosts.

Scrappy: [starts peeing on Daphne] Sure, there are. And when I find them, I'll give them a dose of puppy power! Ta-da!

Daphne: [gasps; disgusted] Oh, god! He's peeing on me!

Scrappy: Ooh.

Velma: [voiceover] That little egomaniac had flipped his lid.

Fred: [angrily] Scrappy, I told you, no urinating on Daphne!

Scrappy: It was an accident!

Fred: [angrily] You were marking your territory!

Scrappy: You don't have the scrote for this job, pally! Now listen up, losers. The time has come to appoint me your unquestioned leader. Either that, or I'm outta here!

Scooby: [while they look at each other] Hmm...

Scrappy: [gets kicked off the Mystery Machine van, rolls away; kicks the suitcase; [The Powerpuff Girls|Powerpuff Girl] What's the idea? You can't do this to me! People adore me! Ow! I’m as cute as a ]. I'll get my own TV show.

Brad: Carol! Hey Carol, how's the island?

Carol: [with an angry tone] Are you tricking on me?

Brad: Carol, it's me. It's Brad. We've known each other since we were, like, three--

Carol: [suddenly lifts up Brad in air] Back off my grill, son.

Brad: [screaming in pure terror as Mystery Inc. watches in horror] CAROL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Mondavarious: I'm terrified. And if the young people come off the barge, the people I love the most, they are in danger.

Velma: I'm gonna solve this one first.

Fred: Not before I solve it first.

Mondavarious: Well done.

Daphne: You guys are gonna look like total, total idiots when you're captured and I'm the one saving you.

Velma: What's the problem, exactly?

Mondavarious: I believe somebody is casting a spell on the students. Now listen and look around. Can you notice any difference between those arriving and those departing?

Daphne: They look like sober, well-behaved college kids.

Mondavarious: Precisely. And they didn't before they came. They've changed. In other words, a magic spell.

Mr. Mondavarious: I'm Emile Mondavarious, the owner of the amusement park.

Velma: You seem less...

Shaggy: Spooky!

Velma: Than we'd have guessed.

Shaggy: Boy, oh, boy, those sure do look like Scooby Snacks.

Mary Jane: I know they're for dogs, but they're 100% vegetarian and I love them.

Shaggy: Like, me too!

Mary Jane: Far out. I have never met another person who loves Scooby Snacks.

Shaggy: Me neither.

Mary Jane: I'm Mary Jane.

Shaggy: [too shocked to speak] Like that is my favorite name.

Mary Jane: Really? No way.

Shaggy: I'm sorry, dude. Look, ah, I'd love to help you out, you look like a really nice guy. It's just we're not detectives any more.

Man: Oh, no. I've been sent by my employer, Mr. Emile Mondavarious, to invite you to his world-famous amusement park, Spooky Island.

Shaggy: Oh, we don't go near any place with "spooky," "haunted," "forbidden," or "creepy" in the name.

Scooby: Or "hydrocolonic.

Shaggy: [starts to walk away] Right, or "hydrocolonic," but that's for a whole different reason, man.

Man: [starts after Shaggy] Mr. Mondavarious would like you to solve a mystery. He'll pay you a fee of ten thousand American dollars.

Shaggy: Yeah, it's just materialism's not really our bag, man.

Man: He'll provide you with free air fare?

Shaggy: No thanks.

Man: Room and board?

Shaggy: Er...no thanks.

Man: [Shaggy smiles dreamily] And...all you can eat.

Scooby: [in disbelief; falls over] All you can eat?

Pamela Anderson: Thank you so much for saving the factory.

Reporter: Pam! Any comments for us?

Pamela Anderson: This is a victory for any celebrity who wants to make a quality, ecologically-friendly action figure!

Reporter: Fred, what's the secret of your success?

Fred: Teamwork. I do a tremendous amount of teamwork. And I always have a plan. Come on.

Velma: [dejected] Yeah. My plan.

Fred: I knew from the beginning there was never a phantom. The Luna Ghost is, in fact...

Shaggy, Velma and Daphne: Old Man Smithers?

Pamela Anderson: The creepy janitor?!

Fred: Smithers wanted revenge after you refused to go out with him.

Smithers: How could you, Pamela? I am a lover boy of George Clooney-an proportions.

Reporter: Fred, how was the ghost able to fly?

Velma: [She and Fred reveal what Smithers was wearing under his costume.; presses button, causing his balloons to inflate] I can answer that. Watch. These balloons fill with a highly potent helium synthesis, giving the Luna Ghost his weightless appearance.

Smithers: I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog! I'll get you for this!

Scooby: Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

Velma: Daphne, are you OK?

Daphne: I am so over this damsel-in-distress nonsense.

Fred: Uh, where's Shagster?

Shaggy: Like, I'm right here, man.

Scooby: Me, too.

Shaggy: Hey, Scooby-Doo, that was fun. Let's grab another skateboard and, like, do it again, huh?

Scooby: [chuckles] Yeah!

Velma: Jinkies! Fred? Come in, Fred. Fred! Can you hear me?

Fred: Fredster here, Velms.

Velma: Shockingly, Daphne's been captured again. That's okay. When the Luna Ghost rounds the corner with Daphne, Shaggy and Scooby will pop out of the barrel--

Fred: And you'll activate the conveyor belt, spilling the vat of oil onto the floor.

Velma: Just remember my plan.

Scrappy Cornelius "Dappy" Doo: [last words; the police angrily slams the helicopter door shut just as he narrowly swears as Daphne gasps in shock] I would've gotten away with it too, if not for you meddling sons of…

Scrappy Cornelius "Dappy" Doo: Oh, get over it! So I got a little cranky!

Scrappy Cornelius "Dappy" Doo: [to Scooby after turning back to normal; Scooby rolls his eyes and punches Scrappy into a wall; Scooby shrugs at the viewers] Come on, I can still take you! Put em up you mangy mutt! I'll… Aah! Is that all you got?!

Scrappy Cornelius "Dappy" Doo: Let's finish this puppy! Now!

Scrappy Cornelius "Dappy" Doo: [to Scooby] Gotcha! You look so much bigger on TV!

Scrappy Cornelius "Dappy" Doo: Seize them!

Scrappy Cornelius "Dappy" Doo: Correction. The new, improved Scrappy! Because I, Scrappy-Dappy-Doo, have absorbed enough energy to rule the world with my all-powerful army! And I brought you here, puny and pathetic Mystery Inc, to witness my moment of triumph! All I need to complete my transformation is… Scooby-Doo!

Norville "Shaggy" Rogers: ['''Scrappy''': What?!; moves the pincer to rip the Daemon Ritus from Scrappy's chest to free the rest of the protoplasms] Like, dude. You're a bad puppy!

Norville "Shaggy" Rogers: [to Daphne; Scooby shows Daphne what Shaggy actually means] Like, Scoob and me don't do castles. Because castles have paintings with eyes that watch you, Suits of Armor you think's a statue, but there's a guy inside who follows you every time you turn around.

Norville "Shaggy" Rogers: Scooby-Doo, where are you?

Scooby-Doo: Me? Don't you mean Melvin Doo?

Scooby-Doo: [Scrappy roars in his face] Scrappy, down! Sit! Bad Scrappy!

Scooby-Doo: Scooby-Dooby-Doo!