Need for Lotion in Unlikely Places
Old Patient:
I don't need lotion in there!
Maura Ellis:
Ssshh. Think you NEED lotion in there.
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Unexpected Parentage Inquiry
Kate Ellis:
Do you have any kids?
Tattooed Bodybuilder:
I'm sure I do.
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Unexpected Moments in a Group Setting
James:
Is it past the tutu?
Brinda:
Everyone say a non-denominational prayer to yourselves.
Tattooed Bodybuilder:
My safe word is "keep going".
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Request for Bathroom Access
Maura Ellis:
Can I borrow me your bathroom? Number one only.
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Experiencing Tampons for the First Time
Maura Ellis: [[Tom Hanks]
Dear Diary, today I tried a tampon. No thanks, ].
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Embracing maturity over youthful trends
Maura Ellis: [the sisters are clothes shopping for the party]
We need a little less Forever 21 and a little more Suddenly 42.
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Interference in Parents' Romantic Life
Kate Ellis: [the sisters have visited their parents uninvited only to realize that they are otherwise engaged]
Did we just cock block our parents?
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Brassy Confidence in Self-Identification
Kate Ellis:
I'm not a hothead, I'm brassy!
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Boundaries in Sisterly Relationships
Kate Ellis:
Get your peanut butter out of my sister's chocolate.
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Unexpected Chaos Unfolds in Life
Kate Ellis:
What fresh fuckery is this?
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Humorous Response to Immaturity
Kate Ellis:
You're so full of shit, I'm gonna buy you Pull-Ups.
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