11 quotes
Need for Lotion in Unlikely Places
Old Patient
I don't need lotion in there!
Maura Ellis
Ssshh. Think you NEED lotion in there.
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Interference in Parents' Romantic Life
Kate Ellis
Did we just cock block our parents?
[the sisters have visited their parents uninvited only to realize that they are otherwise engaged]
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Unexpected Moments in a Group Setting
James
Is it past the tutu?
Brinda
Everyone say a non-denominational prayer to yourselves.
Tattooed Bodybuilder
My safe word is "keep going".
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Boundaries in Sisterly Relationships
Kate Ellis
Get your peanut butter out of my sister's chocolate.
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Humorous Response to Immaturity
Kate Ellis
You're so full of shit, I'm gonna buy you Pull-Ups.
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Experiencing Tampons for the First Time
Maura Ellis
Dear Diary, today I tried a tampon. No thanks, ].
[[Tom Hanks]
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Unexpected Chaos Unfolds in Life
Kate Ellis
What fresh fuckery is this?
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Unexpected Parentage Inquiry
Kate Ellis
Do you have any kids?
Tattooed Bodybuilder
I'm sure I do.
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Request for Bathroom Access
Maura Ellis
Can I borrow me your bathroom? Number one only.
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Embracing maturity over youthful trends
Maura Ellis
We need a little less Forever 21 and a little more Suddenly 42.
[the sisters are clothes shopping for the party]
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Brassy Confidence in Self-Identification
Kate Ellis
I'm not a hothead, I'm brassy!
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