Supportive Humor in Difficult Times
Joseph Turner White:
I may have to go to jail.
Ann Black:
I'll knit you a sweater.
Joseph Turner White:
I'm gonna be in there a long time.
Ann Black:
I'll knit you a jumpsuit.
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Confusion About Line Order
Bob Barrenger:
I know my lines.
Walt Price:
You do?
Bob Barrenger:
I just don't know what order they come in.
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Concerns Over Animal Safety in Filmmaking
Walt Price:
How are we coming with the dead horse scene?
Marty Rossen:
You can't actually kill the horse.
Walt Price:
Aw, fuck me!
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Origin of the Dalmatian Symbol Explained
Joseph Turner White:
Ever wonder why the Dalmatian's the symbol of the firehouse?
Ann Black:
First organized fire department was on the border of Dalmatia and Sardinia in the year 642.
Joseph Turner White:
That's why the Dalmatian?
Ann Black:
It was either that, or a sardine.
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Belief in Absurdity and Electoral Process
Joseph Turner White:
You believe that?
Ann Black:
I do if you do.
Joseph Turner White:
But it's absurd.
Ann Black:
So is our electoral process. But we still vote.
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Costume Discussion in Film Production Scene
Decorator:
Do you want to see the firemen's costumes? Because I found this mole skin for the color...
Production Assistant:
Marty Rossen has touched down
Walt Price:
Okay.
Decorator:
It's not black but it looks black. It's not brown...
Walt Price:
Yep, it's faggy without being homosexual.
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A Comedic Take on Gift Giving
Walt Price:
What does he like?
Bill Smith:
14-year-old girls.
Walt Price:
Well, get him something else. We want to get out of this town alive. Get him half a 28-year-old girl. How's my math?
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Critique of Unconventional Acting Choices
Tommy Max:
I don't know what her problem is. She takes off her shirt to do a voice-over. What's her problem? The country could draw her tits from memory.
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Frustration with Casting Decisions and Talent
Marty Rossen: [[w:Medea|Medea]
Well, I'm gonna solve it here or this bimbo you sent me is gonna be doing a donkey act on public access television. Her tits her tits her tits her tits. That she signed in her contract! We hired her because of 10 years at the Actors Studio, the way she played ]? Her last two pictures lay there on the screen like my first wife.
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Memory and Size: A Humorous Comparison
Marty Rossen:
If your memory was as long as your dick, you'd be in good shape.
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Violent Threats and Dark Humor in Conflict
Marty Rossen:
I'm going to rip your heart out, then I'm going to piss on your lungs through the hole in your chest! And the best to Marian...
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The Right to Make a Movie
Walt Price:
This is what my people died for... the right to make a movie in this town.
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Truth and Fiction in Storytelling
Walt Price:
It's not a lie. It's a gift for fiction.
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Critique of Costume Design in State and Main
Walt Price: [[w:Edith Head|Edith Head]
Who designed these costumes? It looks like ] puked, and that puke designed these costumes.
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A Moment of Realization
Bob Barrenger: [after wrecking his car]
So that happened.
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The Importance of Hobbies for Everyone
Bob Barrenger: [On his habit of sleeping with underage girls]
Everybody needs a hobby.
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