Tarzan II (2005) - Quotes

Mama Gunda: Put a cork in it, you scraggly old sloth.

Zugor: You big blob of swamp gas.

Mama Gunda: Lizard lips!

Zugor: Slug snot!

Mama Gunda: Bat barf!

Zugor: [Mama Gunda gets shocked on her face] You have BEAUTIFUL EYES!

Tarzan: It's the Zugor! Run, it's the Zugor!

Zugor: My tree. Stay out.

Tarzan: But you've gotta let me...

Zugor: No. Go away.

Tarzan: Please!

Zugor: No.

Tarzan: If I stay out here the Zugor might get me.

Zugor: Boo-hoo for you.

Tarzan: [feeling saddened about getting lost and alone and feeling sad, he goes to find a place to sleep for the night. He discovers a shallow nesting place with moss leaves and covers himself up with one, shrinking himself down into a ball and crying] You've got to help me. You've got to. Mom...

Terk: How come no one else heard it?

Tantor: I'm an elephant. I have 20-20 hearing.

Kala: That’s enough arguing too. It’s time for dinner.

Terk: Oh yeah! Bananas and mashed fruit! My favorite! (Later At dinner, Tarzan is trying to eat like a gorilla)

Kerchak: Don’t eat like a gorilla Tarzan. Here, have a tomato.

Tarzan: [[tomatoes] Sorry, Kurt, but, I don’t like ]. (Kerchak: Then have this one. It’s ripe and juicy and green and yellow looking. Perfect to be an ape, right?) Eww! Yucky! Bluck!

Kala: [[banana; [burp] Kurzak, don’t feed that to him. Here, Tarzan, you can have these two bananas. (Tarzan is about to eat the ]. Turk snatches it from him and pops into his mouth And after swallowing them, lets out a big ]) Terkina!

Terk: What? You said you didn’t want it!

Terk’s mother: Yeah, but if you want bananas, you should’ve gotten some over there! (Terk: Bah!) Don’t say that to your mother like that!

Tantor: so Tarzan, how was your day?

Tarzan: [[limb; [water; [bugs; [poison; [snakes; [apes; [gorilla] Oh, I tried to learn to find out who I really was. It all started when I woke up this morning, and so I decided to jump off a waterfall! (Kerchak: Wha-wha- You dove off of waterfall?!) Well Well, no. (Kerchak: Well, that’s relief.) I jumped off an elephant, a rhino, and a tree, ], and jumped right into the waterfall before I went down some ] with a jagged rocks! (Kerchak: Excuse me!!) It was OK, the poisonous eels and ] had already left. And there wasn’t any seaweed! (Eels And sharks and seaweed?!!) And then I ate ] ]! And then I swung through with the baby ] over a large tree and sent them all falling down where I made sure they safely laying on their feet! (Terk: Huh?!) it was so much fun. I let one get bitten by one I decided to do it all again this time, throwing myself in the baby it off the waterfall and into the jagged rocks below And then had the babies almost get bitten by poisonous snakes and did so much dangerous stuff to prove that I am really a good ]! (Kerchak: Why you- Tarzan!!!) Maybe I should’ve just left that part out.

Kerchak: (After glaring at Kala, gorillas, and Terk and Tantor) you are grounded, young man. I don’t want to see you step foot out this place, you hear me?! (Tarzan: What?! But me, Turk and Tantor we’re going to find out who we really are by tomorrow to see where I belong!) Mmm-hmm. But you trying to convince me that you’re wrong man, that’s a very, very poor argument.

Tarzan: No fair! Mom, tell him that it’s OK and that I’m trying to find out where I really belong!

Kala: (sadly) Sorry, Tarzan, but I think we went too far. You’re just a little boy, and you might’ve gotten yourself hurt. Also, I’m afraid he’s right. But you’re still a little boy.

Tarzan: You think I’m a weakling..? Just like all of the apes mother said! This is all your fault! I TRUSTED YOU! I THOUGHT YOU BELIEVED ME!!!!

Terk: Wow.. That was shocking. (Tantor: You can say that again.)