8 quotes
Gratitude for Support and Kindness
Rianna
I just want to thank everyone who sent me food and letters of support, especially the mentally handicapped child who sent me this sweet book of poems.
Marvin
She read my poems.
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Appreciation for Unique Beverage Choice
Marvin Mange
Now that's some good badger milk.
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New Officer's Mistake at the Scene
Marvin Mange
Freeze Puke. Put down that VCR. Put it down. Oh you bought it did you?... Oh you have a receipt do you?... My mistake... I'm new on the force.
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Transformation of Identity and Essence
Taglines
He wasn't much of a man... Now he's not much of an animal.
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Uncovering the Mystery of the Handcuffs
Marvin
My handcuffs?
Rianna
You looked so uncomfortable
Marvin
When did you take them off?
Rianna
I don't remember... You wore them for a while, then, I wore them for a while... You are an Animal.
Marvin
I am? Awesome!
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Questions Amidst a Serious Situation
Sgt. Sisk
Ladies and gentlemen, our suspect is not human. He is at home in the bush. Shoot to kill. Any questions?
Mob Member
Oh, yeah, yeah, I got a question there. When do we get to light our torches?
Sgt. Sisk
When it gets dark.
Mob Member
Ah, I see. Oh, hey, I got another question there. Suppose, hypothetically, you know, a guy had already lit his torch. I mean, it'd be cool if he could just keep it lit, huh?
Sgt. Sisk
Yes.
Mob Member
Oh, excellent. Excellent.
Sgt. Sisk
Now, if there are no more questions...
Mob Member
Oh, hey, hey, hey, I got another question. Hey, uh, if one part of the mob gets separated from another part of the mob, shouldn't there be a place that we can get together? Maybe a secret place the two mobs could reunite, and we'd be a big mob again.
Sgt. Sisk
Stay with the mob.
Mob Member
Stay with the mob. All right.
Sgt. Sisk
Right.
Mob Member
Hey, hey, hey, I got another question. Hey, uh, doesn't this guy deserve a fair trial?
Sgt. Sisk
You... back of the mob!
Mob Member
Back of the mob"? What? This is my spot! I came early!
Sgt. Sisk
Okay, out of the mob!
Mob Member
Ah, this mob blows.
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Friendship and Conflict in a Small Town
Townie
You can do it! Cut his freaking balls off!
Chief Wilson
Marvin, do you worship the Dark Lord.
Miles
If you don't wanna be my friend anymore because I'm black, you just let me know.
Gay flight attendant
I hope he's on our flight.
[noticing Marvin sniffing a drug suspect's butt]
Mob Member
I don't want to be part of a mob to kill a black dude!
Off-screen voice
THAT'S A HUGE BITCH!
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Another Winner from the Producing Team
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The producing team of ] has delivered another winner!
[[Big Daddy]
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