A Child's Perspective on Relationships
Laser:
I don't think you guys should break up.
Nic:
No? Why's that?
Laser:
I think you're too old.
Nic: [wryly]
Thanks, Laser.
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Unwanted Observations and Strong Reactions
Paul:
Just making an observation.
Nic:
Yeah? Well I need your observations like I need a dick in my ass!
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Sperm Donation Compared to Blood Donation
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Discussing Relationship Boundaries with Their Son
Nic:
Maybe we should just sit him down and ask him already.
Jules:
What? "Are you and Clay fucking?
Nic:
Exploring" is a better word.
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A Conversation About Attraction and Integrity
Sasha:
I'm just saying, the spermster's a hottie. Is he single?
Joni:
Okay, first of all: Ew. And second, he's a really good person, so I prefer it if you didn't taint him with your "whore youth".
Sasha:
Fair enough, hairy muff.
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The Challenge of Opening One's Heart
Paul Hatfield:
It's hard enough to open your heart in this world. Don't make it harder.
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Questioning Sexual Orientation
Nic Allgood: [to Jules]
So, are you straight now?
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The Struggles of Marriage and Forgiveness
Jules Allgood:
I need to say something. It's no big secret your mom and I are in hell right now, and... Bottom line is, marriage is hard. Its really fucking hard. Just two people slogging through the shit, year after year, getting older, changing. Its a fucking marathon, okay? So, sometimes, you know, you're together so long, that you just... You stop seeing the other person. You just see weird projections of your own junk. Instead of talking to each other, you go off the rails and act grubby and make stupid choices, which is what I did. And I feel sick about it because I love you guys, and I love your mom, and that's the truth. Sometimes you hurt the ones you love the most. I don't know why. You know, if I read more Russian novels, then... I just wanted to say how sorry I am for what I did. I hope you'll forgive me eventually. Thank you.
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Desire for Sensitivity in Relationships
Jules Allgood: [to Laser]
I wish you were gay, you'd be much more sensitive.
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