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About
Born in America and raised in an Indian ashram, Pitka returns to his native land to seek his fortune as a spiritualist and self-help expert. His skills are put to the test when he must get a brokenhearted hockey player's marriage back on track in time for the man to help his team win the Stanley Cup.
Theatrical
Jun 20, 2008
Digital
Sep 16, 2008
Box Office
$40.9M
Budget
$62.0M
Return
0.7x
DVD / Blu-ray
Sep 16, 2008
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Paramount Pictures, Internationale Filmproduktion Poseidon, LSG Productions, Love Guru Productions, Michael De Luca Productions, Nomoneyfun Films, Spyglass Entertainment
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Cast
Full credits →M
Mike Myers
Guru Pitka
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Jessica Alba
Jane Bullard
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Justin Timberlake
Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé
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Romany Malco
Darren Roanoke
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Meagan Good
Prudence
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John Oliver
Dick Pants
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Verne Troyer
Coach Punch Cherkov
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Manu Narayan
Rajneesh
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Stephen Colbert
Jay Kell
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Jim Gaffigan
Trent Lueders
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Ben Kingsley
Guru Tugginmypuddha
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Omid Djalili
Guru Satchabigknoba
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Deepak Chopra
Deepak Chopra
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Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson
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Ye
Kanye West
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Trevor Heins
Young Pitka
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Samantha Bee
Cinnabon Cashier
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Boyd Banks
EMT
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Rob Huebel
Frat Guy
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Daniel Tosh
Bar Patron
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Quotes
See all →Quebec Pizza and Humor in The Love Guru
Jacques Grande
Ding Dong. Did someone order the special Quebec pizza huh? You know, like in the porno.
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Self-Identity and Reflection in Dialogue
Guru Pitka's books
I know you are, but what am I?
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