Toy Story 3 (2010) - Quotes

Woody: You'll be okay in the attic?

Jessie: Of course I will... Besides, I know about Buzz's Spanish Mode.

Buzz: My what?

Frog: Hey buddy, you might wanna keep your mouth shut.

Mrs. Potato Head: You saved our lives!

Mr. Potato Head: [hugs the aliens] And we are eternally grateful! My boys!

Aliens: Daaaaaady!

Hamm: Hey, where's that fur-ball Lotso?

Slinky: Yeah, I'd like to loosen his stitching.

Woody: Forget it, guys. He's not worth it.

Mr. Potato Head: Remember all that bad stuff I said about Andy's attic? I take it all back.

Slinky: Ya darn-tootin'.

Hamm: You said it!

Lotso: [last words] Where's your kid now, Sheriff?

Buzz: That wasn't me, was it?

Jessie: Oh, Buzz, you're back! You're back, you're back, you're back!

Buzz: [confused] Yes, I'm back. Where have I been?

Woody: Beyond infinity, space ranger.

Lotso: Well, well! Look who's back.

Chatter Telephone: [Woody gasps in horror] I'm sorry, cowboy... They broke me.

Lotso: What are you all doing? Running back to your kid? He don't want you no more.

Woody: That's a lie!

Lotso: [hears beeping; notices a garbage truck in the distance, as Jessie gasps in horror] Is it? Tell me this, sheriff. If your kid loves you so much, why is he leaving? You think you're special, cowboy? You're a piece of plastic, you were made to be thrown away! Speak of the devil.

Lotso: Now, we need toys in our caterpillar room, and you need to avoid that truck. Say, why don't you come on back, join our family again?

Jessie: This isn't a family, it's a prison! You're a liar and a bully! And I rather rot in this dumpster than join any "family" of yours!

Barbie: [[w:United States Declaration of Independence|Authority should derive from the consent of the governed, not from the threat of force] Jessie's right! ]!

Lotso: If that's what you want.

Ken: Barbie, wait! Don't do this, Lotso!

Lotso: [turns to Ken threatingly] She's a Barbie doll, Ken! There's a hundred million, just like her!

Ken: [Barbie gasps in relief] Not to me, there's not.

Lotso: [picks up Ken and throws him into Andy's toys] Fine! Then why don't you join them?!

Barbie: Oh, Ken!

Ken: Everyone, listen! Sunnyside can be cool and groovy if we treated each other fair! It's Lotso! He's made us into a pyramid, and he put himself on top!

Lotso: [the garbage truck gets closer; turns away and starts to walk off] Anyone concur with Ken? I didn't throw you away, your kid did! Ain't one kid ever loved a toy, really. Chew on that when you're at the dump!

Woody: Wait! What about Daisy?

Lotso: [stops with an angry look behind] I don't know what you're talkin about.

Woody: Daisy? You used to do everything with her?

Lotso: Yeah. Then she threw us out.

Woody: No. She lost you!

Lotso: She replaced us!

Woody: [holds up Big Baby's "Daisy" nametag] She replaced YOU! And if you couldn't have her, then no one could! You lied to Big Baby, and you've been lyin ever since!

Lotso: [sees the nametag and is stunned with anger] Where'd you get that?!

Woody: She loved you, Lotso.

Lotso: She never loved me!!

Woody: [tosses the tag across the dumpster; Big Baby picks it up] As much as any kid ever loved a toy.

Big Baby: Mama...

Lotso: [snatches the tag; crushes it with his cane, while Big Baby starts crying; Stretch hesitantly starts to push Woody and his friends in the dumpster; angrily jabs Big Baby with his cane, while Sparks and Twitch gasp in horror; Big Baby suddenly lifts him up; his cane drops out of his paws; Big Baby throws him into the dumpster; Big Baby slams the lid] What?! You want your mommy back?! She never loved you! DON'T BE SUCH A BABY!!! Push them in! ALL OF THEM! This is what happens when you dummies try to think! WE'RE ALL JUST TRASH, WAITING TO BE THROWN AWAY! THAT'S ALL A TOY IS!!! Hey! Stop it! Put me down, you idiot! No, no! Wait a minute! Big Baby, wait!

Rex: He's gone!

Mr. Potato Head: Holy cow!

Spanish Buzz: [Come with me! I will show you the wonders of the galaxy, and we shall vanquish all evil with our love!] ¡Venga conmigo, señorita! ¡Te mostraré las maravillas de la galaxia, y juntos con nuestro amor venceremos al mal!

Jessie: [Buzz plucks a dandelion and offers it to her. Woody pushes through the bushes and Jessie runs to him and hugs him] Woody! Thank goodness!

Woody: Come on! We're almost there!

Spanish Buzz: [The cowboy!] ¡El Vaquero!

Mr. Potato Head: You would not believe what I have been through tonight!

Mrs. Potato Head: Darling, are you okay?

Mr. Potato Head: I feel fresh, healthy, It's terrible.

Mrs. Potato Head: You've lost weight, and so tall.

Jessie: [to Woody] What took you so long?

Woody: Things got complicated. Where's Potato Head?

Jessie: We haven't seen him.

Jessie: Buzz.

Spanish Buzz: [My desert flower. I have never seen true beauty till this night!] ¡Mi florecilla del desierto! ¡Yo nunca había visto la verdadera belleza hasta esta noche!

Jessie: [speechless] Did you fix Buzz?

Hamm: Er... sort of.

Spanish Buzz: [immediately after being reset into Spanish, Buzz speaks into his wrist communicator; Star Log - I have awaken from hypersleep on a strange planet] Bitácora Espacial - Me he despertado de hiper-sueño en un planeta extraño.

Hamm: [to Rex] Now what did you do?

Rex: I just did what you told me!

Spanish Buzz: [I am surrounded by creatures of unknown intent. Who goes there? Friend? Or Enemy?] Estoy rodeado por criaturas extrañas y desconozco sus intenciones. ¿¡Quién anda ahí? ¿Amigo? O enemigo?

Woody: Uh... Amigos! We're all amigos!

Spanish Buzz: [turns off laser and is suddenly friendly; I must have crash landed and had my memory erased.] Me debo de haber estrellado, y se me ha borrado la memoria.

Spanish Buzz: [Anyone seen my spaceship?] ¿Han visto a mi nave espacial?

Woody: [dumbstruck] We gotta switch him back.

Slinky: Well how do we do that?

Hamm: [looking at the manual] I don't know, that part's in Spanish!

Woody: Oh... we don't have time for this. Come on, El Buzzo!

Spanish Buzz: [My spaceship? You know where it is? Excellent!] ¿Mi nave? ¿La encontraste? ¡Excelente!

Chatter Telephone: Good luck, cowboy.

Ken: Springy dog.

Slinky: Present.

Ken: Green guys.

Ken: Cowgirl.

Jessie: Here.

Ken: Horse.

Ken: Piggy bank.

Hamm: Yo.

Ken: Tyrannosaurus.

Rex: Here.

Ken: Barbie.

Barbie: Here.

Ken: Potato Head.

Ken: Potato Head.

Buzz: Hey, hey! Tuberous root-man! Wake up!

Buzz: [gasps] Impossible!

Buzz: Hey!

Ken: A little late for a stroll, eh, Potato Head?

Mr. Potato Head: That's Mr. Potato Head to you, smoothie.

Ken: Well, well, well. You're turning out to be quite the troublemaker, aren't you? What did you think you were gonna do? Waltz right out of here?

Mr. Potato Head: Yeah, and I would've got away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling toys! You ascot-wearing pink-noser! You're not a toy! You're an accessory! You're a purse with legs.

Ken: Ow! Take him back to the box!

Mr. Potato Head: [as Big Baby grabs him and carries him off] No! No, not the box! I'm sorry. I didn't mean it! I like ascots. Really. No, no, no!

Woody: Okay, check.

Ken: Good work, Lightyear. All right, resume your, uh, space-guy-thingy.

Buzz: [salutes] Yes, sir, well-groomed man!

Barbie: [sobs] Ken! Ken?

Woody: Where's Buzz?

Rex: Lotso did something to him!

Slinky: He thinks he's a real Space Ranger again!

Woody: [facepalms] Oh, no.

Hamm: Oh, yes. Return of the astro-nut.

Jessie: Oh, Woody, we were wrong to leave Andy! I-- I was wrong.

Mr. Potato Head: Jessie's right, Woody. She was wrong.

Woody: No, no, it's my fault for leaving you guys. From now on, we stick together.

Woody: Hello?

Chatter Telephone: You shouldn't have come back, cowboy. They've cracked down hard since you left – more guards, more patrols... You and your friends ain't ever gettin out of here now.

Woody: I made it out once.

Telephone: You got lucky once. Want my advice? Keep your heads down. You'll survive.

Woody: Yeah, for how long?

Telephone: [Both see the janitor dropping a broken toy train down the trash chute] I've been here years; they'll never break me. There's only one way toys leave this place. Poor fella. Trash truck comes at dawn, then it's off to the dump.

Woody: Look, I appreciate your concern, old-timer, but we have a kid waiting for us. Now we're leaving. If you'd help us, one toy to another, I'd sure be grateful.

Telephone: [sighs] Well... if you're gonna get out, first things you're gonna get through is the doors. Locked every night, inside and out, keys are left on a hook in the office.

Woody: Got it. What else?

Telephone: Lotso has trucks patrolling all night long. Hallway, lobby, playground...

Woody: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but what about the wall?

Telephone: Eight feet high, cinder block – no way through it. You go over, or under.

Woody: That's it? It doesn't seem so bad.

Telephone: It's not. Your real problem's the Monkey. The Monkey's the eye in the sky. He sees everything... classrooms, hallways, even the playground. You can unlock doors, sneak past guards, climb the wall – but if you don't take out that Monkey, you ain't goin nowhere. You wanna get outta here? GET RID OF THAT MONKEY!

Buzz: Quiet, musical hog! Knock it off!

Woody: Woah-woah, hey listen. If any of you guys ever get to Sunnyside Daycare, you tell them Woody made it home.

Dolly: You came from Sunnyside?!

Trixie: But, how did you escape?!

Woody: Well, it wasn't easy... what do you mean, escape?

Mr. Pricklepants: Sunnyside is a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smells of strawberries.

Woody: L-Lotso?!

Buttercup: The guy may seem plush and huggable on the outside, but inside, he's a monster.

Woody: Wha-how did you know that?

Mr. Pricklepants: Chuckles, he'll tell you.

Chuckles: [remembers flashback] Yeah, I knew Lotso. He was a good toy, a friend. Me and him, we had the same kid: Daisy. I was there when Lotso got unwrapped. Daisy loved us all. But Lotso... Lotso was special. They did everything together. You've never seen a kid and a toy more in love. One day we took a drive. Hit a rest stop. Had a little playtime. After lunch, Daisy fell asleep. She never came back. Lotso wouldn't give up. It took forever but we finally made it back to Daisy's. But by then, it was too late. Something changed that day inside Lotso. Something snapped.

Lotso: She replaced us. Come on.

Chuckles: No! She only replaced you.

Lotso: [turns to Chuckles threateningly; grabs Big Baby as he tries to get to the window; rips off Big Baby's name tag and throws it; drags Big Baby out with him] SHE REPLACED ALL OF US!!! DIDN'T SHE?! She don't love you no more! NOW, COME ON!

Chuckles: [narrates; back to the present] We were lost. Cast off, unloved, unwanted. Then we found Sunnyside. But Lotso wasn't my friend anymore. He wasn't anyone's friend. He took over Sunnyside and rigged the whole system.

Woody: So how'd you get out?

Chuckles: I got broke. Bonnie found me, took me home. Other toys, they weren't so lucky. It ain't right what Lotso done. New toys, they don't stand a chance.

Woody: Look, my friends are in there.

Buttercup: You can't go back!

Mr. Prickleplants: Pretending now would be suicide!

Dolly: But what about your Andy?

Trixie: Isn't he leaving for college?

Buzz: Prisoners sleep in their cells. Any prisoner caught outside their cells spends the night in the box. Roll call at dusk and dawn. Any prisoner misses roll call spends the night in the box. Prisoners do NOT speak unless spoken to. Any prisoner talks back spends the night...

Jessie: [snappily] In the BOX. We GET it.

Lotso: At ease Soldier!

Jessie: Buzz! We're your friends!

Buzz: Spare me your lies, temptress! Your emperor's defeated, and I'm immune to your bewitching good looks.

Buzz: Lotso, there's been a mistake.

Lotso: A mistake?

Buzz: The children in the Caterpillar Room are not age-appropriate for me and my friends. We respectfully request a transfer to the Butterfly Room.

Lotso: Well, request granted!

Ken: But Lotso...

Lotso: [Lotso's gang cheers in delight] Hush now, Kenneth. This toy showed initiative, leadership. Why I'd say, we have ourselves a keeper. You hear that? We got a keeper! We're calling you up to the big leagues, son. From now on, you'll have anything you want.

Buzz: Excellent. I'll go get my friends.

Lotso: Whoa, Whoa. Hold on there, Boss man. Those Caterpillar kids need someone to play with.

Buzz: But my friends don't belong there.

Lotso: Oh, none of us do, I agree. Which is why, for the good of our community, we ask the newer toys, the stronger ones, to take one the hardships the rest of us can't bear anymore.

Buzz: Well, I... I guess that makes sense. But I can't accept. We're a family. We stay together.

Lotso: [icily; to Big Baby] Family man, huh? I understand. Put him back in the timeout chair!

Buzz: What are you... Unhand me!

Ken: Hey, what do you guys think of the new recruits? Any keepers?

Stretch: [laughs] Oh, please. Landfill?

Ken: Cowgirl? Dinosaur?

Twitch: Toddler fodder.

Ken: What about that space guy? He could be useful.

Chunk: He ain't the sharpest knife in the place where they keep the knives.

Sparks: [they all laugh again] Neither are you, Chunk.

Twitch: You got a little keeper yourself, didn't ya, Ken?

Ken: Hey, lay off, Twitch. Barbie's different.

Stretch: Aww, Mr. Softy over here.

Chunk: What do you expect from a girl's toy?

Ken: I'm not a girl's toy! I'm not! Why do you guys keep saying that?

Twitch: Ah, all them toys are disposable. We'll be lucky if they last us a week.

Mr. Potato Head: But these toddlers... they don't know how to play with us!

Rex: They're too young!

Woody: [in Bonnie's room] Look, I just need to get out of here...

Buttercup: [dramatically; Woody stares at him in horror; he points] There is no way out! Just kidding. Door's right over there.

Woody: [walks to his gang] Look, everyone, it's nice here, I admit. But we need to go home.

Jessie: We can have a whole new life here, Woody. A chance to make kids happy again.

Slinky: Why don't you stay?

Rex: Yeah, Woody. Stay with us.

Hamm: Come on, Woodster!

Mr. Potato Head: You'll get played with.

Woody: I can't. No.

Mrs. Potato Head: Stay here.

Jessie: You can make a new kid happy.

Woody: [short pause] No, no, guys, really. No! I have a kid. You have a kid. Andy! And if he wants us at college, or in the attic, well, then, our job is to be there for him. Now, I'm going home. Anyone who wants to join me is welcome. Come on, Buzz. Buzz?

Buzz: [walks over to Woody] Our mission with Andy is complete, Woody.

Woody: [shocked] What?

Buzz: And what's important now is we stay together.

Woody: [shows Andy's name on his boot] We wouldn't even be together if it weren't for Andy! Look under your boot, Buzz. You, too, Jessie. Whose name is written there?

Rex: Maybe Andy doesn't care about us anymore.

Woody: Of course he does. He cares about all of you! He was putting you in the attic. I saw. You can't just turn your back on him now!

Jessie: [walks over to Woody, losing it] Woody, wake up! It's over! Andy is all grown up!

Woody: [annoyed; Jessie shows an angry look] Okay, fine. Perfect! I can't believe how selfish you all are. So this is it? After all we've been through.

Woody: [keeps on following him; Bullseye starts to whimpers; starts to walk away] Bullseye, no. You need to stay. Bullseye, no! I said stay! Look, I don't want you left alone in the attic, okay? Now, stay.

Mrs. Anderson: [off-screen] Bonnie? Bonnie?

Woody: Uh, I gotta go.

Mrs. Anderson: [enters the door] Bonnie, you in here?

Lotso: Ken? New toys!

Ken: [goes down the elevator] Far out! Down in a jiff, Lotso. So, who's ready for Ken's dream tour?

Lotso: Let's show our new friends where they'll be staying!

Ken: [he sees Barbie] Uh, folks, if you'll just want to step right this way... Hi, I'm Ken.

Barbie: Barbie. Have we ever met?

Ken: [she laughs] I would have remembered. Love your leg wamers!

Barbie: Nice ascot!

Lotso: Come on, Ken, recess don't last forever.

Ken: Right on, Lotso. This way everybody.

Lotso: Got a lot to look forward to, folks. The little ones love new toys.

Buzz: What a nice bear!

Rex: And he smells like strawberries.

Woody: Ugh.

Rex: Mr. Lotso, do toys here get played with every day?

Lotso: All day long! Five days a week.

Jessie: But what happens when the kids grow up?

Lotso: Well now, I'll tell you.

Lotso: When the kids get old, new ones come in. When they get old, new ones replace them. You'll never be outgrown, or neglected. Never abandoned or forgotten. No owners means - no heartbreak!

Jessie: Yee-haw!

Mrs. Potato Head: It's a miracle!

Mr. Potato Head: And you wanted us to stay at Andy's!

Woody: Because we're Andy's toys!

Lotso: [walks over] So you got donated by this "Andy", huh? Well it's his loss, Sheriff. He can't hurt you no more.

Woody: Whoa! Whoa, whoa whoa...

Lotso: Now let's get you settled in.

Mrs. Potato Head: Oh, it's all right, Barbie. You'll be okay.

Barbie: [sadly] Well, Molly and I have been growing apart for years, it's just... I can't believe she would THROW ME AWAY!

Mr. Potato Head: Welcome to the club, toots.

Woody: Okay, guys. We can make it back to Andy's, but we gotta move fast. We'll hide under the seats until we get back home.

Mr. Potato Head: Get it through your vinyl noggin, Woody! Andy doesn't want us anymore.

Woody: [calmly; screaming] He was putting you IN THE ATTIC.

Jessie: He left us on the curb!

Buzz: All right, calm down! Both of you!

Woody: Okay. Fine. Fine. Just wait'll you see what daycare's like.

Rex: Why? What's it like?

Woody: Daycare is a sad, lonely place for washed up old toys who have no owners.

Hamm: Quite the charmer, aren't ya?

Woody: Oh, you'll see. As soon as we get to day care, you'll be begging to go home!

Mrs. Davis: [helping Andy prepare, Andy's mom walks around his room with a trash bag] Look, it's simple. Skateboard? College! Little League trophy? Probably attic. Apple core? Trash.

Jessie: No!

Buzz: Glad I could catch the train!

Woody: Now let's catch some criminals!

Buzz: To infinity and beyond!

Aliens: [pointing at the sky] Ooh!

Woody: Reach for the sky!

Mr. Potato Head: You can't touch me, Sheriff. I brought my attack dog with a built-in force field!

Woody: Well, I brought my dinosaur who eats force field dogs!

Jessie: Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!

Rex: Huh?

Buzz: [a pig-shaped spaceship suddenly appears. Its driver is Hamm, portraying Dr. Porkchop] Evil Dr. Porkchop!

Hamm: That's Mr. Evil Dr. Porkchop to you.

Young Andy (as Woody): Buzz, shoot your laser at my badge!

Young Andy (as Buzz): Woody, no! It'll kill you!

Young Andy (as Woody): Just do it!

Mr. Potato Head: [laughs evilly] Money, money, money! Hey!

Woody: [approaches One Eyed Bart and puts his boot on his face] You got a date with justice, One-Eyed Bart.

Mr. Potato Head: Too bad, sheriff. I'm a married man.

Woody: [gasps and sees Mrs. Potato Head aka One Eyed Betty] One Eyed Betty?

Mrs. Potato Head: [starts swinging her purse at Woody] Hyah! HA!

Woody: [starts backing up to the end of the train then almost falls] Whoa!

Mrs. Potato Head: [knocks Woody off. Woody screams as Mr. Potato Head laughs evilly then frowns] HYAH!

Jessie: [riding Bullseye with Woody] I think you dropped something, mister!

Mr. Potato Head: Jessie?

Woody: Give it up, Bart! You've reached the end of the line!

Mr. Potato Head: [holds a switch to arm a bomb on the tracks] I've always wanted to go out with a bang!

Jessie: Oh, no!

Woody: The orphans!

Mr. Potato Head: Hate to leave early, but our ride is here!

Aliens: Ooh!

Mr. Potato Head: It's me or the kiddies, Sheriff! Take your pick!

Woody: Ride like the wind, Bullseye!

Andy: [sees Woody in pile of toys he will give away to Bonnie; Bonnie nods; gives Woody to Bonnie, who smiles and hugs Woody] Now Woody... he's been my pal as long as I can remember. He's brave, like a cowboy should be, and kind and smart. But the thing that makes Woody special is that he'll never give up on you. Ever. He'll be there for you, no matter what. You think you can take care of him for me? Okay.