• Valentine (2001) Rating & Reviews

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  • Valentine isn't scary, but it is unsettling; not ultimately satisfying, but arresting in the moment. show more

  • Because so little of what occurs on-screen either engages or entertains, there's ample time for the boiler of your self-respect to build up quite a head of indignation at the forfeiture of your time, money, and (exceedingly minimal) cerebral exertion. show more

  • A nose-bleeding mass murderer wears a mask that suggests Roger Ebert is knocking off a group of lifelong female friends.

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