• Vampire Academy (2014) Rating & Reviews

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  • Despite such attractions as Gabriel Byrne as a vampire with a skin disease and a décor that combines Hogwarts with “Suspiria,” the only lesson learned here is that Hollywood needs fresh blood. show more

  • A film as soul-sucking as any of the fang-baring bores who populate it. show more

  • Tedious as all this vampire exposition is (and there’s a LOT), the jokey tone here is much appreciated, with everyone “a few corpuscles shy of an artery” and the action as predictable as “a porcupine in a hot tub.” show more

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