Debbie D Laura Giglio Pamela Sutch and Dean Paul star in this outlandish satire on all those dating shows Three friends move into a haunted house where they soon meet Count Vorga a vampire looking for a bride Each of the girls wants to be chosen by the undead vampire to become his wife He decides that there will be a competition among the girls and the winner will live forever as his bride Will it be the blonde ditz Or the brunette seductress or perhaps the shy redhead