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Based on 25 Reviews
critic reviews (10)
fan reviews ( 1 )
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    San Francisco Chronicle

    So mind-blowingly horrible that it teeters on the edge of cinematic immortality. show more

  • 25
    Philadelphia Inquirer

    Even Boll seems to lose interest as the story unravels. By that time, the supernatural cliches, plot inconsistencies, dead ends and red herrings have piled up so high you can barely see the screen. show more

  • 25
    Jack Mathews New York Daily News

    No better than whatever you might pick up while wearing a blindfold at Blockbuster, even if you happen to reach into a trash can. show more

  • 10
    Michael Rechtshaffen The Hollywood Reporter

    One of those rare instances of a movie being so bad ... it's still really bad. show more

  • 25
    Michael Wilmington Chicago Tribune

    That this bit of pustulence is based on a video game of the same name is no surprise. It explains the thin plot, characters and abundant gunplay. show more

  • 25
    Lawrence Toppman Charlotte Observer

    Slater narrates as if reading a restaurant menu. Reid seems to have learned each long sentence in segments, so she wouldn't be overtaxed. show more

  • 12
    Janice Page Boston Globe

    Think of the lamest horror movie you've ever seen. Now think of Tara Reid in the lamest horror movie you've ever seen. See how much worse it could have been? show more

  • 12
    Chris Kaltenbach Baltimore Sun

    Alone in the Dark will be the worst movie of 2005. The idea that anything could be worse is the only genuine scare the movie has to offer. show more

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    New York Post

    Just Tara-ble. show more

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    Jennie Punter The Globe and Mail (Toronto)

    Just as the book is usually better than the film, one suspects the video game is probably more entertaining and coherent than the movie. In the case of Alone in the Dark, this is a certainty. show more

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