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  • It's a trip into a primordial world and primeval sensibilities, and if you're looking to shake off the mall-movie blahs, there are few better places to look. show more

  • One is hard-pressed to imagine who the audience might be for this actually quite mesmerizing film. Its violence is way too intense for the art film crowd, and its glacial pacing and fascination with brooding on nothing will surely alienate those who've come for the blood and guts. show more

  • Fascinating for its gonzo formal daring and brooding attitude, "Valhalla'' is still a trial for audiences seeking characters, plot, and things happening. show more

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  • April 12, 2012 phillipdrader
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    Had a couple good actions seens. The main character was phenomonal. Unfortuanetely, this movie is sooooo slow that it drains the excitement out of him.

  • December 15, 2010 pedyRoK
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    This movie is very confusing, the story line is hard to follow and some of the scenes do not make any sense. For me it was a total waste of time. HorrorFlixs

  • November 10, 2010 millermangone420
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    This is without a doubt one of the worst movies i have ever seen.I dont know what kind of drugs the director was on but i wasnt suprised to find out that he wrote it to.I just want that hour and a half of my life back.