Holiday time means tree trimming, egg nog, gift-giving, and most likely watching "Love Actually" on repeat while eating sugar cookies. The star-studded rom-com has become a staple of the Christmastime movie lineup since it came out back in 2003. Sure, it's kind of all-over-the-place, convoluted, and sappy, but it makes us feel all warm and fuzzy inside and that's why it can't be denied.

There are nine recurring plotlines that make up this ensemble flick, but which one (actually) reigns supreme? Gather round, nativity lobsters. It's time to rank the "Love Actually" storylines, from worst to best.