He should've known she was trouble when she walked in.
She had a Blank Space and gave it to Tom Hiddleston, and now Taylor and Calvin have Bad Blood.
Taylor has not been Loki about her new relationship, with photographs showing her kissing the "Avengers" actor and possibly hooking up with him before she was even done with the last guy.
Because Everything Has Changed, and maybe that's Mean, but it's time for her to Begin Again with a new Love Story, and dating Loki is all of our Wildest Dreams, right?
Yes, that's the kind of groan-inducing blather we must suffer as an Internet family after photos surfaced of Taylor Swift k-i-s-s-i-n-g Tom Hiddleston.
TMZ claims Calvin Harris feels "betrayed," and deleted not just his make-nice tweet from after he and Taylor broke up, but all of his Taylor photos. She has also removed him from her Instagram.
This is all very high school, but the real story is the reaction from shocked fans/haters/media/bystanders online, starting with this classic headline:
Taylor Swift's last name is a bit too accurate 👀 #hiddleswift— jojo ✨ (@jojorickart) June 16, 2016
Taylor swift moved on really swiftly I hope it works out for her this time— dee*°ೃ (@NarryMcCuddly) June 16, 2016
please give taylor swift and tom hiddleston their privacy they're trying to keep their relationship loki #ff— andy levy (@andylevy) June 15, 2016
Taylor Swift's next single: I'm Loki I met you— Oscar Wild (@LAZABARTE) June 16, 2016
"i cant wait for taylor swift to write a breakup song called You Were Loki To Have Me"— ️ (@kjnney) June 16, 2016
Prediction: Taylor swift's new breakup song will be called "I loki hate you"— JYN (@jynwaye) June 16, 2016
Taylor Swift is dating Loki now so I guess Kanye has no choice but to one-up her by dating Thor.— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) June 15, 2016
i wanna kiss as many bland white men as taylor swift— pilot (@pilotbacon) June 15, 2016
First he's Loki. Then he's Bond. Then he's Taylor Swift's new beau. There's a new British Invasion happening and one man is managing it.— (((Michael))) (@Home_Halfway) June 15, 2016
Taylor Swift wastes no time. She's already plotting to take over Asgard with Loki.— Mr. Joe Schmoe (@HenJoeSchmoe) June 15, 2016
Taylor Swift be like: but I've got a blank space baby, and I'll write your name: Tom Hiddleston— Bia (@ohPaulaaa) June 16, 2016
Whenever Taylor Swift ends a relationship it leads to breakup jokes, but the addition of Tom Hiddleston, most recently seen as a potential next Bond, has shaken and stirred fans to a greater extent than usual.
Hopefully Calvin Harris isn't so mad that he pulls a "puny god" move on Tom Hiddleston, but ... you know ... it was kind of awesome the first time.
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