Memorable Quotes from Amanda Seyfried
50 quotesRegret and the Search for Connection
Sophie
(to Charlie) How many Sophies do you think there are on this planet? Don't wait fifty years like I did.
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Defiance in the Face of Disapproval
Sophie
(to Sophie) Charlie doesn't approve, which makes it all the more fun.
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Test Questions in a Legal Setting
Samantha
Okay, I'm gonna ask you a few test questions. Are you ready?
Ted
Yup, bring it on.
Samantha
You're on the stand, the D.A. says "Ted, do you consider yourself to be human?
Ted
Objection!
John
Sustained!
Samantha
No, the witness can't object.
John
Overruled.
Ted
Sidebar.
John
Guilty!
Ted
Speculation.
John
Hearsay!
Ted
Bailiff.
John
Briefcase.
Ted
Disregard.
John
In my chambers.
Ted
Stop beavering the witness.
John
I rest.
Ted
We could totally be lawyers.
John
Bang.
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Civil Rights Attorney Mentioned in Conversation
Samantha
You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna call Patrick Meighan.
Ted
Who's that?
Samantha
He is the top civil rights attorney in America.
John
Isn't he the one who got that female midget into the Marines?
Ted
Oh yeah. That had a sad ending, though. You remember? She was at a Veteran's Day parade, somebody handed her a bunch of balloons, and then whoosh! Gone. Very sad. Very sad for the family.
Samantha
If anybody can get this verdict overturned, it's him. He's not cheap, but we've become such a high profile case, he might be willing to take it pro bono. He's a sucker for media.
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Friendship and Betrayal in Crisis
Needy
Best friends FOREVER, huh? You killed my best boyfriend! You goddamned monster, you dumb BITCH!
Needy
Ya know what THIS is for? Huh? It's for cutting BOXES!
Jennifer
Do you buy ALL your murder weapons at Home Depot? God, you're butch!
Needy
Cross out Jennifer!
Jennifer
My tit.
[After being stabbed]
Needy
No...your heart.
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The Meaning of "Fuck Me" Eyes
Ted
Johnny, did you see that? She was totally giving you the "fuck me" eyes.
John
No, she wasn't.
Ted
She was giving you the "fuck me" eyes!
Samantha
What are the "fuck me" eyes?
Ted
Some women just have "fuck me" eyes.
Samantha
Do I have "fuck me" eyes?
Ted
No, you have "]" eyes.
[[w:Gollum|Give us the ring, my precious]
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A Playful Exchange About Names
Ted
What's your middle name?
Samantha
Leslie.
Ted
Oh, my god! You're Sam L. Jackson!
John
That's great! I mean, just like ].
[[w:Samuel L. Jackson|Sam(uel) L. Jackson]
Samantha
Who is that?
Ted
You ever seen any movie ever? He's the black guy.
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The Courage to Follow Your Heart
Sophie
(reading Sophie's letter as Juliet to Claire) Dear Claire, "What" and "If" are two words as non-threatening as words can be. But put them together side-by-side and they have the power to haunt you for the rest of your life: What if? What if? What if? I don't know how your story ended but if what you felt then was true love, then it's never too late. If it was true then, why wouldn't it be true now? You need only the courage to follow your heart. I don't know what a love like Juliet's feels like: love to leave loved ones for, love to cross oceans for, but I'd like to believe if I ever were to feel it, that I'd have the courage to seize it. And Claire, if you didn't, I hope one day that you will. All my love, Juliet
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A Letter Deserves a Response
Charlie
(entering the writing room) May I ask which one of you wrote this letter to my grandmother?
Sophie
I wrote that.
Charlie
What were you thinking?
Sophie
She deserved an answer.
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Communication Challenges and Misunderstandings
Sophie
He's not picking up. I can't even tell him how wrong it's all gone.
Rosie
Do you think he's just not hearing the phone? Or that he's taking it out of his pocket, seeing it's you and deciding not to answer?
Tanya
It's wonderful that you put that image in her head. Bolster, bolster.
[softly]
Rosie
I think his phone's on silent.
[eating slices of cucumber]
Sophie
I don't even know what I would say to him anyway.
Tanya
You would say you love him more than you love this argument.
Rosie
That's really good.
Tanya
I know.
Sophie
I love him more than any argument.
Rosie
Ooh.
Sophie
Just wish he was here so I could tell him.
Rosie
Well, I wish Bill was here, too, so that I could hit him.
Sophie
What did go wrong with you two?
Rosie
Ah. Well, there was this other woman hanging around, and I asked him about her, and you know you're in trouble when the word "just" comes before the word "friends.
Tanya
That's how most of my marriages ended, too.
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Confrontation Reveals Deep Family Betrayal
Nina Winchester
Oh sweetheart. Everything you have is a lie. Your daddy just handed you your career. Your child isn't even yours. You have a wife who fucking hates you. And all these years I've watched you dance around like a fucking clown just to get a tiny semblance of affecting from your cunt mother. And you know what? I almost feel sorry for you. But I'd rather be dead... than spend another day with you, you fucking monster.
Andrew Winchester
It would be my pleasure.
[pause]
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Awkward Moments with Unusual Party Gifts
John
Please tell me that's not the only bong you brought on this trip.
Ted
Yeah, Sam, this puts us in kind of an awkward position. We wanna get high too.
Samantha
Isn't this hilarious? I got it at a bachelorette party. So stupid. Here.
John
Uh, no thanks. I don't wanna put a big glass cock in my mouth.
Samantha
Oh, you think this is big?
Ted
Haha! Johnny, you walked right into that one.
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Critique of Masculinity and Appearance
Needy
Colin's really nice.
[after Colin asks Jennifer out]
Jennifer
He listens to maggot rock. He wears nail polish. My dick is bigger than his.
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Desire for Constant Togetherness
Sophie
It's not supposed to be that way. We're supposed to want to be with each other all the time.
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Recognition and Memory in a Complex Situation
Madame Thénardier
Wait a bit! Know that face! Ain't the world a remarkable place!
Thénardier
Men like me don't forget. You're the bastard that borrowed Colette!
Madame Thenardier
Cosette!
Thenardier
Whatever.
Jean Valjean
What is this? Are you mad? No, Monsieur, you don't know what you say!
Thénardier
You know me! I know you!
Madame Thénardier
And you'll pay what I'm due.
Thénardier
And you’d better dig deep!
Madame Thénardier
‘Cause she doesn’t come cheap!
Thénardier
Babet, Brujon!
Éponine
It's the police! Disappear! Run for it! It's Javert!
Jean Valjean
Cosette!
Cosette
Papa...
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The Value of Life and Blame
Sylvia Weis
You must despise us...
Will Salas
It's not your fault. We only have one life.
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Humorous Exchange About Cannabis Strains
John
That weed's really good. Reminds me of the strain I smoked last summer called, "Here Comes Autism.
Ted
Yeah, I was just going to say, it's sort of like this other batch we had called, "How Long Has That Van Been There?
Samantha
No, it's this new strain my dealer gave me called, "Help Me Get Home.
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Dating Perspectives and Unexpected Discoveries
John
You're really smart, you know that? How come you don't have a guy?
Samantha
Dude, have you seen the guys in Boston? I'm supposed to date some pale blotchy guy with a wife-beater under his Bruins jacket and a shamrock tattoo on his calf? Nope.
John
Yeah. Stupid.
[chuckles]
Ted
I couldn't find any soda cans, but I gotta tell you, there's some awesome shit in that barn.
John
Whoa, be careful with that.
Ted
No, it's okay. It's not loaded-
Ted
And my fuckin nose came off.
[offscreen]
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Deservedness in the Face of Adversity
Nina Winchester
You didn't deserve any of this.
Millie Calloway
Neither did you.
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Optimism in Uncertain Situations
Nina Winchester
I've got a really good feeling about this, Millie.
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The Value of Time and Sacrifice
Sylvia Weis
Will, if you get a lot of time, are you really gonna give it away?
Will Salas
I've only ever had a day. How much do you need? How can you live with yourself watching people die right next to you?
Sylvia Weis
You don't watch. You close your eyes. I can help you get all the time you want.
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The Burden of Expectations and Identity
Patrick Meighan
Ted, you're special. You could have been an inspiration to the world. You could have been a leader, a role model. Instead, you're... ].
[[Justin Bieber]
Ted
Fuck you!
Samantha
Ted!
Ted
Sorry. Sorry.
Patrick Meighan
There's just no indication that you've had any positive effect on the world around you.
John
That's not true. He's had a positive effect on me.
Patrick Meighan
Would that positive effect include your joint arrest in 2003 for possessing marijuana?
John
Well, how the fuck do you prepare for a ] concert?
[[Foo Fighters]
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Journey to a Rock Band's Final Show
Passing Motorist
So, why are you headed east?
Needy
I'm following this rock band.
Passing Motorist
Must be one hell of a group.
Needy
Tonight's gonna be their last show.
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Perceptions of Beauty and Affection
Anna
How can you be so blind with eyes that big?!
[to Louise; leaves]
Louise
They're not...that big.
[flustered]
Foy
My dear, they're practically Chinese!
Louise
God, I love you!
[kissing him]
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Ethics of Theft and Family Loyalty
Philippe Weis
You'd steal from your own father.
Sylvia Weis
Is it stealing if it's already stolen?
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A Day's Potential in a Time-Limited World
Sylvia Weis
What have we got?
Will Salas
A day. You can do a lot in a day.
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Pop Culture References in Ted 2 Scene
John
Skywalker, Solo, Vader, Kenobi, Palpatine, Calrissian, Balboa, Rambo, Griswold, Stepford, Bickle, Gump, Corleone, Wonka, Lebowski, Venkman, Spengler, Stantz, Rizzo, Zuko, Golighty, Higgins, Dolittle, Poppins, Bond, Blofeld, Blutarsky, Soze, O'Hara, Butler, McFly, Plissken, Ventura, Burgundy, Scissorhands, Drebin, Bueller, Lecter, Dumbledore, Sparrow, Doubtfire, Bourne, Von Trapp, Zoolander, Kirk, Spock, McCoy--
Ted
Clubber Lang.
John
FUCKING--
Samantha
What's a Clubber Lang?
Ted
What's a Clubber Lang"?
John
] character in ], hello?
[[Mr. T|Mr. T's; [Rocky III]
Samantha
Is that the boxing movies?
Ted
The boxing movies"?! You've never seen Rocky? You know, . You know, Rocky.
[vocalizes the Rocky theme song]
Samantha
I'm not gonna think about a movie I've never seen just because you sing a song I've never heard.
John
Jesus, you don't know Samuel L. Jackson, you don't know Rocky. You are literally pop culture illiterate.
Samantha
I have a college degree. My pop culture references are ], ] and ]. Ever heard of those guys?
[[Hamlet; [Achilles; [Dorian Gray]
Ted
No, but I'm pretty sure Mr. T could kick their asses.
John
Yeah, Sam, you need to be educated.
Samantha
Oh, really? Can either of you tell me who wrote ]?
[[The Great Gatsby]
John
]?
[[Judy Blume]
Ted
]?
[[Adolf Hitler|Hitler]
Samantha
].
[[F. Scott Fitzgerald]
John
Who's that?
Samantha
The author.
John
Well, why are you saying fuck him?
Samantha
What?
Ted
You just said F. Scott Fitzgerald. I mean, what would Scott Fitzgerald do to you?
John
Yeah.
Samantha
No, that's his first name.
Ted
His name's "Fuck Scott Fitzgerald"?
[confused]
Samantha
What? No!
John
Well, what does the "F" stand for?
Samantha
Francis. (Therefore, his full name is Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald.)
Ted
No, it's got to be "Fuck".
John
It must be "Fuck".
Ted
It's got to be "Fuck".
John
It has to be "Fuck".
Samantha
Why the hell would it be "Fuck"?
John
Well, cause otherwise, why wouldn't he just say it?
Ted
Yeah, he's hiding something. It's "Fuck". It's "Fuck," it's "Fuck.
Samantha
That's completely insane. You guys are idiots.
Ted
Yeah, well, whatever. Ted ]. Get used to it.
[[w:Clubber Lang|Clubber Lang]
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Concern for a Loved One's Well-being
Sophie
What you do for Claire... it's sweet.
Charlie
It's just that I'm genuinely worried for her.
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An Apology Request from Sophie
Sophie
Charlie, say you're sorry.
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Unexpected Comments in a Casual Conversation
Jennifer
Hey, Chip. It smells like Thai food in here... Have you guys been fucking?
[Needy and Chip come downstairs from her bedroom]
Needy
Ugh, you're gross!
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Packing for Verona Before Departure
Sophie
(to Victor) We're leaving in twelves hours, and you haven't packed for Verona?
Victor
Close your eyes. Close your eyes!
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Parental Love and Choices in Relationships
Sophie
(about Sophie to Charlie) Her mother chose to leave her. You always knew your parents loved you.
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Simplistic Communication in a Romantic Pursuit
Sophie
So you've come to find your Lorenzo.
Claire
Yes.
Charlie
(uninterested) Of course a card or letter is just too simple.
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A Conversation About a Stolen Boy
Angela Holden
So you're like... ].
[[w:ransom|ransom]
Julie Beckley
That's hot.
Zack Mazursky
It's okay. Its like another story to tell my grandchildren
Julie Beckley
Stolen boy.
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Debating the Reality of PMS
Needy
Are you PMS'ing or something?
Jennifer
PMS isn't real Needy, it was invented by the boy-run media to make us seem like we're crazy.
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A Heartbroken Plea for Guidance
Sophie
(reading Claire's letter to Juliet, not quite the same as the prop, q.v.) I didn't go to him, Juliet. I didn't go to Lorenzo. His eyes were so full of trust. I promised I'd meet him and run away together because my parents don't approve. But, instead, I left him waiting for me below our tree, waiting and wondering where I was. I'm in Verona now. I return to London in the morning and I am so afraid. Please, Juliet tell me what I should do. My heart is breaking, and I have no one else to turn to. Love, Claire
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The Consequences of Time Distribution
Philippe Weis
Even if you gave a year to a million people, you're just prolonging their agony.
Sylvia Weis
We're prolonging their lives.
Philippe Weis
Flooding the wrong zone with a million years, it could cripple the system.
Will Salas
Let's hope so.
Sylvia Weis
We're not meant to live like this. We're not meant to live forever. Although I do wonder, Father, if you've ever lived a day in your life.
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The Timelessness of Lake Garda
Sophie
So no Lake Garda today?
Victor
Well, Lake Garda's been there for five hundred thousand years.
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Facing the Fear of Change
Sophie
You can't go on forever, some point you have to stop.
Charlie
Then why is it that I feel like a school boy on Sunday? It's nearly tomorrow and I don't want to go.
Sophie
Me either, and i always liked school.
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The Expiration Date of Love
Sophie
I'm sorry, I didn't know love had an expiration date.
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A Clever Plan to Obtain Alcohol
Needy
How are you going to get alcohol?
Jennifer
I'll just play Hello Titty with the bartender.
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A Worthy Story to Share
Sophie
(about Claire's letter) I think it's a story worth telling.
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Consequences of Actions Explained by Nina
Nina Winchester
Actions have consequences, Andrew.
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Misunderstandings About Virginity and Consequences
Jennifer
I think the singer wants me.
Needy
Only because he thinks you're a virgin. I heard them talking.
Jennifer
Yeah, right. I'm not even a backdoor virgin anymore, thanks to Roman. By the way, that hurts. I couldn't even go to flags the next day. I had to stay home and sit on a bag of frozen peas.
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Reflections on Aging and Universality
Darby Massey
You know, me and Jamie, always wondered how are we gonna get old? And the answer is... just like everyone else.
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Questioning Family Relationships and Legality
Charlie
Patricia is my cousin.
Sophie
How is that legal?
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Contemplating Life and Fear of Death
Sylvia Weis
Do I really want to spend my life trying not to die by mistake?
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God's Mysterious Love Through Our Struggles
Albert
The guy is one of the best shots around. I look like I have Parkinson's next to him.
Louise
What is that?
Albert
It's just another way God mysteriously shows that he loves us.
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Understanding True Evil in Relationships
Needy
Jennifer's evil.
Chip
I know.
Needy
No. I mean, she's actually evil. Not high school evil.
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Conflict Over Abilities and Jealousy
Chip
She can fly?
[after Jennifer attacked him]
Needy
She's just hovering... it's not that impressive.
Jennifer
God, do you have to undermine everything I do? You are such a player hater.
Needy
You're a jerk.
Jennifer
Nice insult, Hannah Montana. Got any more harsh digs?
Needy
You know what? You were never a good friend. Even when we were little you used to steal my toys, and pour lemonade on my bed.
Jennifer
And now I'm eating your boyfriend. See? At least I'm consistent.
Needy
Why do you need him? Huh? you can have anybody that you want, Jennifer. So... why Chip? Is it just to tick me off? Or is it just because you're just really insecure?
Jennifer
I am not insecure, Needy. God, that was a joke, how could I ever be insecure? I was the Snowflake Queen!
Needy
Yeah, two years ago when you were socially relevant.
Jennifer
I am still socially relevant.
Needy
And when you didn't need laxatives to stay skinny.
Jennifer
I am going... to eat your soul... and SPIT IT OUT, LESNICKI!
Needy
I thought you only murdered boys.
Jennifer
I go both ways.
[smirks]
Needy
(gets the idea) Wait a second... You got my last name right! I knew you would!
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