The Housemaid - Confrontation Reveals Deep Family Betrayal
Nina Winchester:
Oh sweetheart. Everything you have is a lie. Your daddy just handed you your career. Your child isn't even yours. You have a wife who fucking hates you. And all these years I've watched you dance around like a fucking clown just to get a tiny semblance of affecting from your cunt mother. And you know what? I almost feel sorry for you. But I'd rather be dead... than spend another day with you, you fucking monster.
Andrew Winchester: [pause]
It would be my pleasure.
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The Housemaid - Deservedness in the Face of Adversity
Nina Winchester:
You didn't deserve any of this.
Millie Calloway:
Neither did you.
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The Housemaid - Optimism in Uncertain Situations
Nina Winchester:
I've got a really good feeling about this, Millie.
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The Housemaid - Consequences of Actions Explained by Nina
Nina Winchester:
Actions have consequences, Andrew.
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Letters to Juliet - Facing the Fear of Change
Sophie:
You can't go on forever, some point you have to stop.
Charlie:
Then why is it that I feel like a school boy on Sunday? It's nearly tomorrow and I don't want to go.
Sophie:
Me either, and i always liked school.
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Letters to Juliet - Concern for a Loved One's Well-being
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Letters to Juliet - Simplistic Communication in a Romantic Pursuit
Sophie:
So you've come to find your Lorenzo.
Claire:
Yes.
Charlie:
(uninterested) Of course a card or letter is just too simple.
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Letters to Juliet - A Letter Deserves a Response
Charlie:
(entering the writing room) May I ask which one of you wrote this letter to my grandmother?
Sophie:
I wrote that.
Charlie:
What were you thinking?
Sophie:
She deserved an answer.
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Letters to Juliet - Packing for Verona Before Departure
Sophie:
(to Victor) We're leaving in twelves hours, and you haven't packed for Verona?
Victor:
Close your eyes. Close your eyes!
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Letters to Juliet - Questioning Family Relationships and Legality
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Letters to Juliet - The Timelessness of Lake Garda
Sophie:
So no Lake Garda today?
Victor:
Well, Lake Garda's been there for five hundred thousand years.
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Letters to Juliet - Regret and the Search for Connection
Sophie:
(to Charlie) How many Sophies do you think there are on this planet? Don't wait fifty years like I did.
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Letters to Juliet - Parental Love and Choices in Relationships
Sophie:
(about Sophie to Charlie) Her mother chose to leave her. You always knew your parents loved you.
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Letters to Juliet - An Apology Request from Sophie
Sophie:
Charlie, say you're sorry.
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Letters to Juliet - Defiance in the Face of Disapproval
Sophie:
(to Sophie) Charlie doesn't approve, which makes it all the more fun.
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Letters to Juliet - The Courage to Follow Your Heart
Sophie:
(reading Sophie's letter as Juliet to Claire) Dear Claire, "What" and "If" are two words as non-threatening as words can be. But put them together side-by-side and they have the power to haunt you for the rest of your life: What if? What if? What if? I don't know how your story ended but if what you felt then was true love, then it's never too late. If it was true then, why wouldn't it be true now? You need only the courage to follow your heart. I don't know what a love like Juliet's feels like: love to leave loved ones for, love to cross oceans for, but I'd like to believe if I ever were to feel it, that I'd have the courage to seize it. And Claire, if you didn't, I hope one day that you will. All my love, Juliet
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Letters to Juliet - Desire for Constant Togetherness
Sophie:
It's not supposed to be that way. We're supposed to want to be with each other all the time.
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Letters to Juliet - A Worthy Story to Share
Sophie:
(about Claire's letter) I think it's a story worth telling.
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Letters to Juliet - The Expiration Date of Love
Sophie:
I'm sorry, I didn't know love had an expiration date.
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Letters to Juliet - A Heartbroken Plea for Guidance
Sophie:
(reading Claire's letter to Juliet, not quite the same as the prop, q.v.) I didn't go to him, Juliet. I didn't go to Lorenzo. His eyes were so full of trust. I promised I'd meet him and run away together because my parents don't approve. But, instead, I left him waiting for me below our tree, waiting and wondering where I was. I'm in Verona now. I return to London in the morning and I am so afraid. Please, Juliet tell me what I should do. My heart is breaking, and I have no one else to turn to. Love, Claire
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While We're Young - Reflections on Aging and Universality
Darby Massey:
You know, me and Jamie, always wondered how are we gonna get old? And the answer is... just like everyone else.
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A Million Ways to Die in the West - Perceptions of Beauty and Affection
Anna: [to Louise; leaves]
How can you be so blind with eyes that big?!
Louise: [flustered]
They're not...that big.
Foy:
My dear, they're practically Chinese!
Louise: [kissing him]
God, I love you!
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A Million Ways to Die in the West - God's Mysterious Love Through Our Struggles
Albert:
The guy is one of the best shots around. I look like I have Parkinson's next to him.
Louise:
What is that?
Albert:
It's just another way God mysteriously shows that he loves us.
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Les Misérables - Recognition and Memory in a Complex Situation
Madame Thénardier:
Wait a bit! Know that face! Ain't the world a remarkable place!
Thénardier:
Men like me don't forget. You're the bastard that borrowed Colette!
Madame Thenardier:
Cosette!
Thenardier:
Whatever.
Jean Valjean:
What is this? Are you mad? No, Monsieur, you don't know what you say!
Thénardier:
You know me! I know you!
Madame Thénardier:
And you'll pay what I'm due.
Thénardier:
And you’d better dig deep!
Madame Thénardier:
‘Cause she doesn’t come cheap!
Thénardier:
Babet, Brujon!
Éponine:
It's the police! Disappear! Run for it! It's Javert!
Jean Valjean:
Cosette!
Cosette:
Papa...
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Jennifer's Body - Journey to a Rock Band's Final Show
Passing Motorist:
So, why are you headed east?
Needy:
I'm following this rock band.
Passing Motorist:
Must be one hell of a group.
Needy:
Tonight's gonna be their last show.
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Jennifer's Body - Friendship and Betrayal in Crisis
Needy:
Best friends FOREVER, huh? You killed my best boyfriend! You goddamned monster, you dumb BITCH!
Needy:
Ya know what THIS is for? Huh? It's for cutting BOXES!
Jennifer:
Do you buy ALL your murder weapons at Home Depot? God, you're butch!
Needy:
Cross out Jennifer!
Jennifer: [After being stabbed]
My tit.
Needy:
No...your heart.
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Jennifer's Body - Conflict Over Abilities and Jealousy
Chip: [after Jennifer attacked him]
She can fly?
Needy:
She's just hovering... it's not that impressive.
Jennifer:
God, do you have to undermine everything I do? You are such a player hater.
Needy:
You're a jerk.
Jennifer:
Nice insult, Hannah Montana. Got any more harsh digs?
Needy:
You know what? You were never a good friend. Even when we were little you used to steal my toys, and pour lemonade on my bed.
Jennifer:
And now I'm eating your boyfriend. See? At least I'm consistent.
Needy:
Why do you need him? Huh? you can have anybody that you want, Jennifer. So... why Chip? Is it just to tick me off? Or is it just because you're just really insecure?
Jennifer:
I am not insecure, Needy. God, that was a joke, how could I ever be insecure? I was the Snowflake Queen!
Needy:
Yeah, two years ago when you were socially relevant.
Jennifer:
I am still socially relevant.
Needy:
And when you didn't need laxatives to stay skinny.
Jennifer:
I am going... to eat your soul... and SPIT IT OUT, LESNICKI!
Needy:
I thought you only murdered boys.
Jennifer: [smirks]
I go both ways.
Needy:
(gets the idea) Wait a second... You got my last name right! I knew you would!
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Jennifer's Body - Understanding True Evil in Relationships
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Jennifer's Body - Debating the Reality of PMS
Needy:
Are you PMS'ing or something?
Jennifer:
PMS isn't real Needy, it was invented by the boy-run media to make us seem like we're crazy.
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Jennifer's Body - Unexpected Comments in a Casual Conversation
Jennifer: [Needy and Chip come downstairs from her bedroom]
Hey, Chip. It smells like Thai food in here... Have you guys been fucking?
Needy:
Ugh, you're gross!
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Jennifer's Body - Critique of Masculinity and Appearance
Needy: [after Colin asks Jennifer out]
Colin's really nice.
Jennifer:
He listens to maggot rock. He wears nail polish. My dick is bigger than his.
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Jennifer's Body - Misunderstandings About Virginity and Consequences
Jennifer:
I think the singer wants me.
Needy:
Only because he thinks you're a virgin. I heard them talking.
Jennifer:
Yeah, right. I'm not even a backdoor virgin anymore, thanks to Roman. By the way, that hurts. I couldn't even go to flags the next day. I had to stay home and sit on a bag of frozen peas.
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Jennifer's Body - A Clever Plan to Obtain Alcohol
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Alpha Dog - A Conversation About a Stolen Boy
Angela Holden: [[w:ransom|ransom]
So you're like... ].
Julie Beckley:
That's hot.
Zack Mazursky:
It's okay. Its like another story to tell my grandchildren
Julie Beckley:
Stolen boy.
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In Time - The Value of Life and Blame
Sylvia Weis:
You must despise us...
Will Salas:
It's not your fault. We only have one life.
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In Time - The Consequences of Time Distribution
Philippe Weis:
Even if you gave a year to a million people, you're just prolonging their agony.
Sylvia Weis:
We're prolonging their lives.
Philippe Weis:
Flooding the wrong zone with a million years, it could cripple the system.
Will Salas:
Let's hope so.
Sylvia Weis:
We're not meant to live like this. We're not meant to live forever. Although I do wonder, Father, if you've ever lived a day in your life.
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In Time - A Day's Potential in a Time-Limited World
Sylvia Weis:
What have we got?
Will Salas:
A day. You can do a lot in a day.
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In Time - The Value of Time and Sacrifice
Sylvia Weis:
Will, if you get a lot of time, are you really gonna give it away?
Will Salas:
I've only ever had a day. How much do you need? How can you live with yourself watching people die right next to you?
Sylvia Weis:
You don't watch. You close your eyes. I can help you get all the time you want.
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In Time - Ethics of Theft and Family Loyalty
Philippe Weis:
You'd steal from your own father.
Sylvia Weis:
Is it stealing if it's already stolen?
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In Time - Contemplating Life and Fear of Death
Sylvia Weis:
Do I really want to spend my life trying not to die by mistake?
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Ted 2 - The Burden of Expectations and Identity
Patrick Meighan: [[Justin Bieber]
Ted, you're special. You could have been an inspiration to the world. You could have been a leader, a role model. Instead, you're... ].
Ted:
Fuck you!
Samantha:
Ted!
Ted:
Sorry. Sorry.
Patrick Meighan:
There's just no indication that you've had any positive effect on the world around you.
John:
That's not true. He's had a positive effect on me.
Patrick Meighan:
Would that positive effect include your joint arrest in 2003 for possessing marijuana?
John: [[Foo Fighters]
Well, how the fuck do you prepare for a ] concert?
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Ted 2 - Dating Perspectives and Unexpected Discoveries
John:
You're really smart, you know that? How come you don't have a guy?
Samantha:
Dude, have you seen the guys in Boston? I'm supposed to date some pale blotchy guy with a wife-beater under his Bruins jacket and a shamrock tattoo on his calf? Nope.
John: [chuckles]
Yeah. Stupid.
Ted:
I couldn't find any soda cans, but I gotta tell you, there's some awesome shit in that barn.
John:
Whoa, be careful with that.
Ted:
No, it's okay. It's not loaded-
Ted: [offscreen]
And my fuckin nose came off.
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Ted 2 - Awkward Moments with Unusual Party Gifts
John:
Please tell me that's not the only bong you brought on this trip.
Ted:
Yeah, Sam, this puts us in kind of an awkward position. We wanna get high too.
Samantha:
Isn't this hilarious? I got it at a bachelorette party. So stupid. Here.
John:
Uh, no thanks. I don't wanna put a big glass cock in my mouth.
Samantha:
Oh, you think this is big?
Ted:
Haha! Johnny, you walked right into that one.
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Ted 2 - The Meaning of "Fuck Me" Eyes
Ted:
Johnny, did you see that? She was totally giving you the "fuck me" eyes.
John:
No, she wasn't.
Ted:
She was giving you the "fuck me" eyes!
Samantha:
What are the "fuck me" eyes?
Ted:
Some women just have "fuck me" eyes.
Samantha:
Do I have "fuck me" eyes?
Ted: [[w:Gollum|Give us the ring, my precious]
No, you have "]" eyes.
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Ted 2 - Civil Rights Attorney Mentioned in Conversation
Samantha:
You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna call Patrick Meighan.
Ted:
Who's that?
Samantha:
He is the top civil rights attorney in America.
John:
Isn't he the one who got that female midget into the Marines?
Ted:
Oh yeah. That had a sad ending, though. You remember? She was at a Veteran's Day parade, somebody handed her a bunch of balloons, and then whoosh! Gone. Very sad. Very sad for the family.
Samantha:
If anybody can get this verdict overturned, it's him. He's not cheap, but we've become such a high profile case, he might be willing to take it pro bono. He's a sucker for media.
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Ted 2 - Pop Culture References in Ted 2 Scene
John:
Skywalker, Solo, Vader, Kenobi, Palpatine, Calrissian, Balboa, Rambo, Griswold, Stepford, Bickle, Gump, Corleone, Wonka, Lebowski, Venkman, Spengler, Stantz, Rizzo, Zuko, Golighty, Higgins, Dolittle, Poppins, Bond, Blofeld, Blutarsky, Soze, O'Hara, Butler, McFly, Plissken, Ventura, Burgundy, Scissorhands, Drebin, Bueller, Lecter, Dumbledore, Sparrow, Doubtfire, Bourne, Von Trapp, Zoolander, Kirk, Spock, McCoy--
Ted:
Clubber Lang.
John:
FUCKING--
Samantha:
What's a Clubber Lang?
Ted:
What's a Clubber Lang"?
John: [[Mr. T|Mr. T's; [Rocky III]
] character in ], hello?
Samantha:
Is that the boxing movies?
Ted: [vocalizes the Rocky theme song]
The boxing movies"?! You've never seen Rocky? You know, . You know, Rocky.
Samantha:
I'm not gonna think about a movie I've never seen just because you sing a song I've never heard.
John:
Jesus, you don't know Samuel L. Jackson, you don't know Rocky. You are literally pop culture illiterate.
Samantha: [[Hamlet; [Achilles; [Dorian Gray]
I have a college degree. My pop culture references are ], ] and ]. Ever heard of those guys?
Ted:
No, but I'm pretty sure Mr. T could kick their asses.
John:
Yeah, Sam, you need to be educated.
Samantha: [[The Great Gatsby]
Oh, really? Can either of you tell me who wrote ]?
John: [[Judy Blume]
]?
Ted: [[Adolf Hitler|Hitler]
]?
Samantha: [[F. Scott Fitzgerald]
].
John:
Who's that?
Samantha:
The author.
John:
Well, why are you saying fuck him?
Samantha:
What?
Ted:
You just said F. Scott Fitzgerald. I mean, what would Scott Fitzgerald do to you?
John:
Yeah.
Samantha:
No, that's his first name.
Ted: [confused]
His name's "Fuck Scott Fitzgerald"?
Samantha:
What? No!
John:
Well, what does the "F" stand for?
Samantha:
Francis. (Therefore, his full name is Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald.)
Ted:
No, it's got to be "Fuck".
John:
It must be "Fuck".
Ted:
It's got to be "Fuck".
John:
It has to be "Fuck".
Samantha:
Why the hell would it be "Fuck"?
John:
Well, cause otherwise, why wouldn't he just say it?
Ted:
Yeah, he's hiding something. It's "Fuck". It's "Fuck," it's "Fuck.
Samantha:
That's completely insane. You guys are idiots.
Ted: [[w:Clubber Lang|Clubber Lang]
Yeah, well, whatever. Ted ]. Get used to it.
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Ted 2 - Test Questions in a Legal Setting
Samantha:
Okay, I'm gonna ask you a few test questions. Are you ready?
Ted:
Yup, bring it on.
Samantha:
You're on the stand, the D.A. says "Ted, do you consider yourself to be human?
Ted:
Objection!
John:
Sustained!
Samantha:
No, the witness can't object.
John:
Overruled.
Ted:
Sidebar.
John:
Guilty!
Ted:
Speculation.
John:
Hearsay!
Ted:
Bailiff.
John:
Briefcase.
Ted:
Disregard.
John:
In my chambers.
Ted:
Stop beavering the witness.
John:
I rest.
Ted:
We could totally be lawyers.
John:
Bang.
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Ted 2 - Humorous Exchange About Cannabis Strains
John:
That weed's really good. Reminds me of the strain I smoked last summer called, "Here Comes Autism.
Ted:
Yeah, I was just going to say, it's sort of like this other batch we had called, "How Long Has That Van Been There?
Samantha:
No, it's this new strain my dealer gave me called, "Help Me Get Home.
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Ted 2 - A Playful Exchange About Names
Ted:
What's your middle name?
Samantha:
Leslie.
Ted:
Oh, my god! You're Sam L. Jackson!
John: [[w:Samuel L. Jackson|Sam(uel) L. Jackson]
That's great! I mean, just like ].
Samantha:
Who is that?
Ted:
You ever seen any movie ever? He's the black guy.
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