Letters to Juliet

Regret and the Search for Connection

Sophie (to Charlie) How many Sophies do you think there are on this planet? Don't wait fifty years like I did.

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Letters to Juliet

Defiance in the Face of Disapproval

Sophie (to Sophie) Charlie doesn't approve, which makes it all the more fun.

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Ted 2

Test Questions in a Legal Setting

Samantha Okay, I'm gonna ask you a few test questions. Are you ready?

Ted Yup, bring it on.

Samantha You're on the stand, the D.A. says "Ted, do you consider yourself to be human?

Ted Objection!

John Sustained!

Samantha No, the witness can't object.

John Overruled.

Ted Sidebar.

John Guilty!

Ted Speculation.

John Hearsay!

Ted Bailiff.

John Briefcase.

Ted Disregard.

John In my chambers.

Ted Stop beavering the witness.

John I rest.

Ted We could totally be lawyers.

John Bang.

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Ted 2

Civil Rights Attorney Mentioned in Conversation

Samantha You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna call Patrick Meighan.

Ted Who's that?

Samantha He is the top civil rights attorney in America.

John Isn't he the one who got that female midget into the Marines?

Ted Oh yeah. That had a sad ending, though. You remember? She was at a Veteran's Day parade, somebody handed her a bunch of balloons, and then whoosh! Gone. Very sad. Very sad for the family.

Samantha If anybody can get this verdict overturned, it's him. He's not cheap, but we've become such a high profile case, he might be willing to take it pro bono. He's a sucker for media.

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Jennifer's Body

Friendship and Betrayal in Crisis

Needy Best friends FOREVER, huh? You killed my best boyfriend! You goddamned monster, you dumb BITCH!

Needy Ya know what THIS is for? Huh? It's for cutting BOXES!

Jennifer Do you buy ALL your murder weapons at Home Depot? God, you're butch!

Needy Cross out Jennifer!

Jennifer My tit.

[After being stabbed]

Needy No...your heart.

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Ted 2

The Meaning of "Fuck Me" Eyes

Ted Johnny, did you see that? She was totally giving you the "fuck me" eyes.

John No, she wasn't.

Ted She was giving you the "fuck me" eyes!

Samantha What are the "fuck me" eyes?

Ted Some women just have "fuck me" eyes.

Samantha Do I have "fuck me" eyes?

Ted No, you have "]" eyes.

[[w:Gollum|Give us the ring, my precious]

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Ted 2

A Playful Exchange About Names

Ted What's your middle name?

Samantha Leslie.

Ted Oh, my god! You're Sam L. Jackson!

John That's great! I mean, just like ].

[[w:Samuel L. Jackson|Sam(uel) L. Jackson]

Samantha Who is that?

Ted You ever seen any movie ever? He's the black guy.

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Letters to Juliet

The Courage to Follow Your Heart

Sophie (reading Sophie's letter as Juliet to Claire) Dear Claire, "What" and "If" are two words as non-threatening as words can be. But put them together side-by-side and they have the power to haunt you for the rest of your life: What if? What if? What if? I don't know how your story ended but if what you felt then was true love, then it's never too late. If it was true then, why wouldn't it be true now? You need only the courage to follow your heart. I don't know what a love like Juliet's feels like: love to leave loved ones for, love to cross oceans for, but I'd like to believe if I ever were to feel it, that I'd have the courage to seize it. And Claire, if you didn't, I hope one day that you will. All my love, Juliet

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Letters to Juliet

A Letter Deserves a Response

Charlie (entering the writing room) May I ask which one of you wrote this letter to my grandmother?

Sophie I wrote that.

Charlie What were you thinking?

Sophie She deserved an answer.

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Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

Communication Challenges and Misunderstandings

Sophie He's not picking up. I can't even tell him how wrong it's all gone.

Rosie Do you think he's just not hearing the phone? Or that he's taking it out of his pocket, seeing it's you and deciding not to answer?

Tanya It's wonderful that you put that image in her head. Bolster, bolster.

[softly]

Rosie I think his phone's on silent.

[eating slices of cucumber]

Sophie I don't even know what I would say to him anyway.

Tanya You would say you love him more than you love this argument.

Rosie That's really good.

Tanya I know.

Sophie I love him more than any argument.

Rosie Ooh.

Sophie Just wish he was here so I could tell him.

Rosie Well, I wish Bill was here, too, so that I could hit him.

Sophie What did go wrong with you two?

Rosie Ah. Well, there was this other woman hanging around, and I asked him about her, and you know you're in trouble when the word "just" comes before the word "friends.

Tanya That's how most of my marriages ended, too.

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The Housemaid

Confrontation Reveals Deep Family Betrayal

Nina Winchester Oh sweetheart. Everything you have is a lie. Your daddy just handed you your career. Your child isn't even yours. You have a wife who fucking hates you. And all these years I've watched you dance around like a fucking clown just to get a tiny semblance of affecting from your cunt mother. And you know what? I almost feel sorry for you. But I'd rather be dead... than spend another day with you, you fucking monster.

Andrew Winchester It would be my pleasure.

[pause]

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Ted 2

Awkward Moments with Unusual Party Gifts

John Please tell me that's not the only bong you brought on this trip.

Ted Yeah, Sam, this puts us in kind of an awkward position. We wanna get high too.

Samantha Isn't this hilarious? I got it at a bachelorette party. So stupid. Here.

John Uh, no thanks. I don't wanna put a big glass cock in my mouth.

Samantha Oh, you think this is big?

Ted Haha! Johnny, you walked right into that one.

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Jennifer's Body

Critique of Masculinity and Appearance

Needy Colin's really nice.

[after Colin asks Jennifer out]

Jennifer He listens to maggot rock. He wears nail polish. My dick is bigger than his.

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Letters to Juliet

Desire for Constant Togetherness

Sophie It's not supposed to be that way. We're supposed to want to be with each other all the time.

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Les Misérables

Recognition and Memory in a Complex Situation

Madame Thénardier Wait a bit! Know that face! Ain't the world a remarkable place!

Thénardier Men like me don't forget. You're the bastard that borrowed Colette!

Madame Thenardier Cosette!

Thenardier Whatever.

Jean Valjean What is this? Are you mad? No, Monsieur, you don't know what you say!

Thénardier You know me! I know you!

Madame Thénardier And you'll pay what I'm due.

Thénardier And you’d better dig deep!

Madame Thénardier ‘Cause she doesn’t come cheap!

Thénardier Babet, Brujon!

Éponine It's the police! Disappear! Run for it! It's Javert!

Jean Valjean Cosette!

Cosette Papa...

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In Time

The Value of Life and Blame

Sylvia Weis You must despise us...

Will Salas It's not your fault. We only have one life.

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Ted 2

Humorous Exchange About Cannabis Strains

John That weed's really good. Reminds me of the strain I smoked last summer called, "Here Comes Autism.

Ted Yeah, I was just going to say, it's sort of like this other batch we had called, "How Long Has That Van Been There?

Samantha No, it's this new strain my dealer gave me called, "Help Me Get Home.

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Ted 2

Dating Perspectives and Unexpected Discoveries

John You're really smart, you know that? How come you don't have a guy?

Samantha Dude, have you seen the guys in Boston? I'm supposed to date some pale blotchy guy with a wife-beater under his Bruins jacket and a shamrock tattoo on his calf? Nope.

John Yeah. Stupid.

[chuckles]

Ted I couldn't find any soda cans, but I gotta tell you, there's some awesome shit in that barn.

John Whoa, be careful with that.

Ted No, it's okay. It's not loaded-

Ted And my fuckin nose came off.

[offscreen]

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The Housemaid

Deservedness in the Face of Adversity

Nina Winchester You didn't deserve any of this.

Millie Calloway Neither did you.

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The Housemaid

Optimism in Uncertain Situations

Nina Winchester I've got a really good feeling about this, Millie.

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In Time

The Value of Time and Sacrifice

Sylvia Weis Will, if you get a lot of time, are you really gonna give it away?

Will Salas I've only ever had a day. How much do you need? How can you live with yourself watching people die right next to you?

Sylvia Weis You don't watch. You close your eyes. I can help you get all the time you want.

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Ted 2

The Burden of Expectations and Identity

Patrick Meighan Ted, you're special. You could have been an inspiration to the world. You could have been a leader, a role model. Instead, you're... ].

[[Justin Bieber]

Ted Fuck you!

Samantha Ted!

Ted Sorry. Sorry.

Patrick Meighan There's just no indication that you've had any positive effect on the world around you.

John That's not true. He's had a positive effect on me.

Patrick Meighan Would that positive effect include your joint arrest in 2003 for possessing marijuana?

John Well, how the fuck do you prepare for a ] concert?

[[Foo Fighters]

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Jennifer's Body

Journey to a Rock Band's Final Show

Passing Motorist So, why are you headed east?

Needy I'm following this rock band.

Passing Motorist Must be one hell of a group.

Needy Tonight's gonna be their last show.

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A Million Ways to Die in the West

Perceptions of Beauty and Affection

Anna How can you be so blind with eyes that big?!

[to Louise; leaves]

Louise They're not...that big.

[flustered]

Foy My dear, they're practically Chinese!

Louise God, I love you!

[kissing him]

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In Time

Ethics of Theft and Family Loyalty

Philippe Weis You'd steal from your own father.

Sylvia Weis Is it stealing if it's already stolen?

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In Time

A Day's Potential in a Time-Limited World

Sylvia Weis What have we got?

Will Salas A day. You can do a lot in a day.

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Ted 2

Pop Culture References in Ted 2 Scene

John Skywalker, Solo, Vader, Kenobi, Palpatine, Calrissian, Balboa, Rambo, Griswold, Stepford, Bickle, Gump, Corleone, Wonka, Lebowski, Venkman, Spengler, Stantz, Rizzo, Zuko, Golighty, Higgins, Dolittle, Poppins, Bond, Blofeld, Blutarsky, Soze, O'Hara, Butler, McFly, Plissken, Ventura, Burgundy, Scissorhands, Drebin, Bueller, Lecter, Dumbledore, Sparrow, Doubtfire, Bourne, Von Trapp, Zoolander, Kirk, Spock, McCoy--

Ted Clubber Lang.

John FUCKING--

Samantha What's a Clubber Lang?

Ted What's a Clubber Lang"?

John ] character in ], hello?

[[Mr. T|Mr. T's; [Rocky III]

Samantha Is that the boxing movies?

Ted The boxing movies"?! You've never seen Rocky? You know, . You know, Rocky.

[vocalizes the Rocky theme song]

Samantha I'm not gonna think about a movie I've never seen just because you sing a song I've never heard.

John Jesus, you don't know Samuel L. Jackson, you don't know Rocky. You are literally pop culture illiterate.

Samantha I have a college degree. My pop culture references are ], ] and ]. Ever heard of those guys?

[[Hamlet; [Achilles; [Dorian Gray]

Ted No, but I'm pretty sure Mr. T could kick their asses.

John Yeah, Sam, you need to be educated.

Samantha Oh, really? Can either of you tell me who wrote ]?

[[The Great Gatsby]

John ]?

[[Judy Blume]

Ted ]?

[[Adolf Hitler|Hitler]

Samantha ].

[[F. Scott Fitzgerald]

John Who's that?

Samantha The author.

John Well, why are you saying fuck him?

Samantha What?

Ted You just said F. Scott Fitzgerald. I mean, what would Scott Fitzgerald do to you?

John Yeah.

Samantha No, that's his first name.

Ted His name's "Fuck Scott Fitzgerald"?

[confused]

Samantha What? No!

John Well, what does the "F" stand for?

Samantha Francis. (Therefore, his full name is Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald.)

Ted No, it's got to be "Fuck".

John It must be "Fuck".

Ted It's got to be "Fuck".

John It has to be "Fuck".

Samantha Why the hell would it be "Fuck"?

John Well, cause otherwise, why wouldn't he just say it?

Ted Yeah, he's hiding something. It's "Fuck". It's "Fuck," it's "Fuck.

Samantha That's completely insane. You guys are idiots.

Ted Yeah, well, whatever. Ted ]. Get used to it.

[[w:Clubber Lang|Clubber Lang]

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Letters to Juliet

Concern for a Loved One's Well-being

Sophie What you do for Claire... it's sweet.

Charlie It's just that I'm genuinely worried for her.

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Letters to Juliet

An Apology Request from Sophie

Sophie Charlie, say you're sorry.

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Jennifer's Body

Unexpected Comments in a Casual Conversation

Jennifer Hey, Chip. It smells like Thai food in here... Have you guys been fucking?

[Needy and Chip come downstairs from her bedroom]

Needy Ugh, you're gross!

Letters to Juliet

Packing for Verona Before Departure

Sophie (to Victor) We're leaving in twelves hours, and you haven't packed for Verona?

Victor Close your eyes. Close your eyes!

Letters to Juliet

Parental Love and Choices in Relationships

Sophie (about Sophie to Charlie) Her mother chose to leave her. You always knew your parents loved you.

Letters to Juliet

Simplistic Communication in a Romantic Pursuit

Sophie So you've come to find your Lorenzo.

Claire Yes.

Charlie (uninterested) Of course a card or letter is just too simple.

Alpha Dog

A Conversation About a Stolen Boy

Angela Holden So you're like... ].

[[w:ransom|ransom]

Julie Beckley That's hot.

Zack Mazursky It's okay. Its like another story to tell my grandchildren

Julie Beckley Stolen boy.

Jennifer's Body

Debating the Reality of PMS

Needy Are you PMS'ing or something?

Jennifer PMS isn't real Needy, it was invented by the boy-run media to make us seem like we're crazy.

Letters to Juliet

A Heartbroken Plea for Guidance

Sophie (reading Claire's letter to Juliet, not quite the same as the prop, q.v.) I didn't go to him, Juliet. I didn't go to Lorenzo. His eyes were so full of trust. I promised I'd meet him and run away together because my parents don't approve. But, instead, I left him waiting for me below our tree, waiting and wondering where I was. I'm in Verona now. I return to London in the morning and I am so afraid. Please, Juliet tell me what I should do. My heart is breaking, and I have no one else to turn to. Love, Claire

In Time

The Consequences of Time Distribution

Philippe Weis Even if you gave a year to a million people, you're just prolonging their agony.

Sylvia Weis We're prolonging their lives.

Philippe Weis Flooding the wrong zone with a million years, it could cripple the system.

Will Salas Let's hope so.

Sylvia Weis We're not meant to live like this. We're not meant to live forever. Although I do wonder, Father, if you've ever lived a day in your life.

Letters to Juliet

The Timelessness of Lake Garda

Sophie So no Lake Garda today?

Victor Well, Lake Garda's been there for five hundred thousand years.

Letters to Juliet

Facing the Fear of Change

Sophie You can't go on forever, some point you have to stop.

Charlie Then why is it that I feel like a school boy on Sunday? It's nearly tomorrow and I don't want to go.

Sophie Me either, and i always liked school.

Letters to Juliet

The Expiration Date of Love

Sophie I'm sorry, I didn't know love had an expiration date.

Jennifer's Body

A Clever Plan to Obtain Alcohol

Needy How are you going to get alcohol?

Jennifer I'll just play Hello Titty with the bartender.

Letters to Juliet

A Worthy Story to Share

Sophie (about Claire's letter) I think it's a story worth telling.

The Housemaid

Consequences of Actions Explained by Nina

Nina Winchester Actions have consequences, Andrew.

Jennifer's Body

Misunderstandings About Virginity and Consequences

Jennifer I think the singer wants me.

Needy Only because he thinks you're a virgin. I heard them talking.

Jennifer Yeah, right. I'm not even a backdoor virgin anymore, thanks to Roman. By the way, that hurts. I couldn't even go to flags the next day. I had to stay home and sit on a bag of frozen peas.

While We're Young

Reflections on Aging and Universality

Darby Massey You know, me and Jamie, always wondered how are we gonna get old? And the answer is... just like everyone else.

Letters to Juliet

Questioning Family Relationships and Legality

Charlie Patricia is my cousin.

Sophie How is that legal?

In Time

Contemplating Life and Fear of Death

Sylvia Weis Do I really want to spend my life trying not to die by mistake?

A Million Ways to Die in the West

God's Mysterious Love Through Our Struggles

Albert The guy is one of the best shots around. I look like I have Parkinson's next to him.

Louise What is that?

Albert It's just another way God mysteriously shows that he loves us.

Jennifer's Body

Understanding True Evil in Relationships

Needy Jennifer's evil.

Chip I know.

Needy No. I mean, she's actually evil. Not high school evil.

Jennifer's Body

Conflict Over Abilities and Jealousy

Chip She can fly?

[after Jennifer attacked him]

Needy She's just hovering... it's not that impressive.

Jennifer God, do you have to undermine everything I do? You are such a player hater.

Needy You're a jerk.

Jennifer Nice insult, Hannah Montana. Got any more harsh digs?

Needy You know what? You were never a good friend. Even when we were little you used to steal my toys, and pour lemonade on my bed.

Jennifer And now I'm eating your boyfriend. See? At least I'm consistent.

Needy Why do you need him? Huh? you can have anybody that you want, Jennifer. So... why Chip? Is it just to tick me off? Or is it just because you're just really insecure?

Jennifer I am not insecure, Needy. God, that was a joke, how could I ever be insecure? I was the Snowflake Queen!

Needy Yeah, two years ago when you were socially relevant.

Jennifer I am still socially relevant.

Needy And when you didn't need laxatives to stay skinny.

Jennifer I am going... to eat your soul... and SPIT IT OUT, LESNICKI!

Needy I thought you only murdered boys.

Jennifer I go both ways.

[smirks]

Needy (gets the idea) Wait a second... You got my last name right! I knew you would!

Amanda Seyfried Quotes

Memorable Quotes from Amanda Seyfried

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