Memorable Quotes from Bai Ling
8 quotesDesire for a sticky connection
Ria
You want sticky me?
[''Starts humping Chev'']
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A Disturbing Conversation About Heart Removal
Doc Miles
Hello, Doc Miles.
[''Answers phone'']
Chev Chelios
Yeah, Doc. It's Chev.
Doc Miles
Jesus H. Chelios! You've gotta be kidding me!
[Doc Miles spews his drink and ice shaking his head rapidly]
Chev Chelios
Listen, I'm deadly fuckin serious, Doc. These Triad motherfuckers cut out my fuckin heart and ].
[[w:Artificial heart|put in one of those plastic artificial jobs]
Doc Miles
You got an artificial heart?
Chev Chelios
Do you think I'm having a fuckin laugh?!
Doc Miles
No-No-No, but you got to admit, it's a little out there, dude.
Chev Chelios
Yeah, you take your fuckin time, Doc.
Doc Miles
You don't have any time, if you've got an artificial heart. They're not designed to keep you alive more than a couple days while you're waitin on a transplant. And don't do anything strenuous.
Chev Chelios
Yeah, sure, Doc. No problem. So what's my next fuckin move?
Doc Miles
Well, we got to get a real heart put back in you preferably your own.
Chev Chelios
I'm on it.
Doc Miles
Okay, you're on it.
Chev Chelios
Doc! Jesus fucking Christ!
Doc Miles
I'm-I'm sorry. Sorry. Does-Does-- Let me-- Does that thing have a a-a-a a belt battery pack?
Chev Chelios
Check.
Doc Miles
How many bars are showing?
Chev Chelios
One.
Doc Miles
Shit. That's better than none, I guess. Look, what they did you with is an Avicor Total Artificial Heart. It's got an internal battery that'll pick up once the belt battery dies. It's like a reserve tank. Once the internal battery takes over, you got one fuckin hour. The internal battery charges wirelessly through its transcutaneous energy transfer system. Two coils, there's one internal, one external that transmit the, uh, magnetic force across the skin without piercing the surface. The internal coil receives power and sends it to the controller device. Is this makin any fuckin sense to you, Chevy?
Chev Chelios
It's fucking Greek, Doc.
Doc Miles
Greek. Look, you got to keep your body electrically charged to keep that piece of shit pumpin'.
Chev Chelios
Copy that.
Doc Miles
Hey, Chev.
Chev Chelios
Yeah.
Doc Miles
I'm stoked you're alive, dude.
Chev Chelios
I'll get back to you, Doc.
Doc Miles
Yeah, well, y- Call me.
Chev Chelios
Fuck!
Cholo
Hey-Hey-Hey! That's a nice car.
Chev Chelios
I don't suppose you know where the Cypress Social Club is, do you?
Cholo
Man, fuck that shit, puto. Let's race, ese.
Chev Chelios
Don't you tempt me, fucker. What I need from you is directions. Oh, shit. Shit!
[''Chev rams a concret barrier and goes flying through windshield'']
Cholo
Damn, dog. You good, esé?
Chev Chelios
Tiger fucking Woods. Never better. Greatest day of my fucking life. You gents couldnt point me in the direction of the Cypress Social Club, could ya?
Cholo
Well, you ain't too far. You go down Orange for, like, two miles and then you're there, homes.
Chev Chelios
Cool. You mind givin me a jump? Just juice me.
[''Clamps jump cables to his nipples'']
Chev Chelios
Hey, Menudo, where's the fuckin Social Club? Uh, dondé esta La Social Club?
[''They are silent''; ''One points to house'']
Cholo
Buénos nachos, white boy.
Chev
You Johnny Vang?
[''To obese man''; ''Obese man shakes head and Chev slaps him, knocking him out and Chev walks into house, wreaking mayhem, throwing people out windows and prostitutes run out with Johnny Vang running into a vehicle'']
Johnny
Go!
Ria
No sucky fucky for your asshole! Cock suck face! Fag whore! Shrimp dick! BB balls! Chicken fat! What you two faggots looking at?!
[''She climbs up to obese man''; ''Grabs broken bicycle''; ''Rams bicycle repeatedly on man's crotch''; ''Two Triad thugs pull up'']
Cypress Triad Hood #1
Get lost bitch.
Ria
Fuck you! This dude my Kevin Costner! He going to beat you off!
[''To Triad, about Chev'']
Cypress Triad Hood #1
What?!
Chev
Where's Johnny Vang?
Cypress Triad Hood #1
You looking to get your ass killed dog?!
Ria
You ask for it, he's gonna tap your ass!
Chev
Wrong expression.
Cypress Triad Hood #1
You ain't tappin my ass!
[''Points gun'']
Chev
What's that, fucking cunt-onese?! I'd rather stick my dick in a blender!
Ria
Sticky me. Hey! I know where Johnny Vang go!
[''Humping him'']
Chev
Johnny Vang?
Ria
Yes.
Chev
Where?
[''She points down street'']
Ria
Hey, dude, why do you run?! Wait for me!
Chev
Get out of the fucking car! Out!
[''He attempts to carjack a [[w:station wagon|station wagon]
Station wagon driver
Get your own station wagon, asshole! Get the fuck off! Damn!
Chev
Fuck!
Ria
You taking it too fast with me!
Chev
Which way?!
Ria
I want you to take it slow.
Chev
Which way?
Ria
Hey! Hey! You didn't ask name!
Chev
Shut up a minute, for fuck's sake! Where is he?! Johnny Vang?!
Ria
Yes.
[''Points'']
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A Defiant Response to an Insult
Ria
No ] for you asshole!
[[w:Sexual intercourse|fucky sucky]
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Ria's Awareness of Johnny Vang's Location
Ria
I know where Johnny Vang go!
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Dependency in Relationships
Ria
You need me like ], dude!
[''To Chev, [[w:Non-penetrative sex|dry humping him; [w:Whitney Houston|Whitney Houston]
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Desperate Choices in a Crisis
Roland Taverner
We're taking the ATM machine with us to Mexico.
Roland Taverner
Sounds neat... How does he stop the global deceleration?
Starla Von Luft
The information that I have uncovered could get me killed. But it was a risk I was willing to take. The fate of the earth depends on you, Jericho.
[to Boxer]
Starla Von Luft
If you don't let me suck your dick I'll shoot myself in the head!
[to Boxer]
Zora Carmichaels
You know... there would be a lot less violence in the world if everyone just got a little more cardio.
Zora Carmichaels
Let's dry our tears and face our fears.
Fortunio Balducci
Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval.
Veronica Mung
Just cause it's loud doesn't mean it's funny!
Serpentine
Don't look so scared, Mr. Santaros. The future is just like you imagined.
Senator Bobby Frost
Did I just see two cars porking each other?
Senator Bobby Frost
Teen horniness is not a crime"? I never said it was...
Dr. Inga Von Westphalen
Here we go round the prickly pear, prickly pear, prickly pear.
Announcer on PA
Ladies and gentlemen, the party is over. Have a nice apocalypse.
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Affectionate Metaphor for Love and Care
Ria
You are my shiny lunch box.
[''To Chev'']
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Defending Possession with Strong Words
Ria
Who the fuck ]? Take your slutty paws off my handsome!
[''Ria catches Chev and Eve embracing at the strip club after gun fight''; [w:Cocaine dependence|crack bitch]
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